*not another text post*

anonymous asked:

Going to make you do another list- favorite scenes in Critical Role?

Oh, this is just cruel, especially since I’ve gone and decided I was gonna do timestamps. These are just a few that popped into my head and I’m sure I’ll remember thirty as soon as I post it. Enjoy the complete emotional whiplash of this random assortment of moments. 

Tried to keep the descriptions as spoiler-free as possible so people can just jump in wherever, but I’d skip this if you’re really worried. Every link leads to the exact timestamp, some of which are obviously very spoilery. Here we go!

Episode 3: Vex and Keyleth say “fuck it”. (Note: early episode means v. loud at times and sound quality is pretty rough.)

Episode 4: Laura gets to the episode a bit late, just in time for an elaborate and extremely well-thought-out plan to go into play.

Episode 17: Grog mopes after a rough fight.

Episode 18: Matt gets a subtle revenge after Percy absolutely wrecks shop with multiple natural twenties… while wearing buttflap pajamas.

Episode 19: Mary Elizabeth McGlynn has a helluva moment as Zahra during a particularly nasty fight in her first-ever D&D game.

Episode 22Vex is Not Pleased.

Episode 23: Matt invents Victor the blackpowder merchant on the spot.

Episode 24: The party refuses to let Percy face the Briarwoods alone.

Episode 24: Vax gets revenge on Grog for tripping him several months ago.

Episode 25: Vax alone.

Episode 25: Vex charges in with the most dramatic dice rolls possible.

Episode 26“Here’s my plan… we’re all cows.”

Episode 28: The show takes on a distinctly different and more disturbing tone. Welcome to Whitestone.

Episode 31: [Jurassic Park theme intensifies]

Episode 34: The sixth barrel.

Episode 34: To quote an earlier post: the walls are people and magic is dead. Everything is fine.

Episode 35: Scanlan casts a spell on Percy.

Episode 36: Percy gives Grog a sentient sword. What could go wrong?

Episode 36: Keyleth, Scanlan, and Percy take in a magic show during the festival. They’re… still a little frazzled.

Episode 38: Scanlan’s flirtatious relationship with Kaylie takes a dramatic turn.

Episode 39: Everything changes.

Episode 40: The party starts to fracture under the strain.

Episode 41: Finding Gilmore.

Episode 42: Vex’s limerick for Scanlan.

Episode 44: Matt is DMing a room full of twelve-year-olds.

Episode 44: Half the party’s character arcs turn on a single roll of the dice…

Episode 45“I like you people, okay?”

Episode 47: Vex seeks help with a magical artifact.

Episode 47: Vax and Grog slip into nightmares.

Episode 48: Vex does some flying target practice over breakfast. Things escalate.

Episode 49: Grog escapes the portal in the most heartbreaking possible way.

Episode 51: Scanlan coaches Kaylie through a distraction.

Episode 52: Unbe-fucking-lievable sequence of dice rolls.

Episode 53: Bickering twins being bickering twins.

Episode 55: “Left.” Chills every time.

Episode 56: Grog gets his hands on a magical artifact. Experimentation ensues.

Episode 56: Percy and Keyleth talk about cities and lifespans. Unbelievably good improv.

Episode 57: Chatting with trees.

Episode 57: Vax has an unexpected late-night visitor.

Episode 58: Scanlan to the rescue. (”I don’t do these things!”)

Episode 59: Percy has a couple of late-night conversations after a charm wears off.

Episode 59: Pike commissions a family portrait.

Episode 60: Vox Machina is a close-knit group.

Episode 63: Saundor and Vex. Link is to the fixed audio, because the background music times up perfectly and it’s a little uncanny.

Episode 64: A belated discovery and farewell.

Episode 65: The perils of mist-walking in a desert environment.

Episode 65: Scanlan looks for someone to help him out with a drug deal.

Episode 67: Keyleth, the airship, and the storm.

Episode 68: Scanlan and the Onyx Dog.

Episode 69: A letter for Keyleth.

Episode 69: An ominous meeting.

Episode 71“I sing at it.”

Episode 72: Vex and Percy talk about forgiveness.

Episode 74: Cenokir introduces himself. Things get a little weird.

Episode 75: Pike teaches Grog to read.

Episode 76“I’m so amazing!”

Episode 78: Kashaw the strategist.

Episode 80: Grog finds a famous (infamous) D&D magical item.

on 2017

ok sorry to make another big text post but BASICALLY: good news! as you can probably tell from the upped content 2017 is inexplicably working some real life magic on me, my heart is light my skin is fresh and my mind is inspired and full of pictures of animal people and stuff. ive also done a bunch of work on my theme, and changed my commission prices a little, which brings me to my next point:

Keep reading

I had a dream I was trying to explain to someone from The Future that wearing a swimsuit wasn’t the same thing as being a furry. “It’s crazy how you go to the pool and there are all these people just pretending to be fish,” he said. I had no defense. Society had changed in the future and they had different standards for what made one a furry

viktuuri fic recs!

i had to make one eventually there are so many good fics

author recs: every viktuuri fanfic ever written by kevystel (special shoutout to with a boy like that it’s serious) and @corpsentry (special shoutout to tomorrow the world breathes again) is an absolute work of art and i would honestly marry their ao3 accounts if i could, HIGHLY recommend checking them out. 

fic recs: 

  • Clarity by thylaa (sfw, 3078 words): adorable post ep 7 oneshot
  • Those Tell-All Skype Sessions by Piyo13 (sfw, 1747 words): phichit watches yuuri fall in love with viktor through their skype sessions and it’s hilarious
  • a single vowel in this metallic silence by 100demons (sfw, 1502): yakov and viktor discuss yuuri and how viktor’s changed
  • all for a moment by Authoress (sfw, 2331 words): post ep 7 oneshot ft. phichit and viktuuri making out what more could you want
  • i know my madness by astoryaboutwar (nsfw, 14123 words): au where yuuri doesn’t blow the grand prix finals, he and viktor hook up, and everything goes downhill (or uphill) from there, this one is a freaking work of art okay please read it
  • slow it down by SportsAnimeRuinedMyLife (sfw, 2894 words): it’s literally just post ep 7 fluff and it made me giggle like an idiot
  • victory cheer by SportsAnimeRuinedMyLife (sfw, 3890): everyone reacts to The Kiss™ and it’s both heartwarming and hilarious (mostly)
  • i took no time with the fall by lazulisong (sfw, 2124 words): yuuri and viktor are in love that’s it that’s the whole fic 
  • Yuri Plisetsky Has Two Dads by Metis_Ink (sfw, 3061 words): viktuuri has practically adopted yurio and yurio learns to accept it
  • They Made A Statue of Us by Reiya (sfw, 1679 words): he can’t have yuuri katsuki and skating, and suddenly viktor doesn’t know what he wants anymore
Spideypool Proposal
  • Wade Wilson: [goes down on one knee, and presents the finest of candy ring pops] Peter, will you marry me?
  • Peter Parker: Aren't rings supposed to be like 10% of your salary?
  • Wade Wilson: I stopped killing people with your help, so I am officially out of the mercenary business. In fact, I don't even have this month's rent.
  • Peter Parker: [starts tearing up] We're both so poor.
  • Wade Wilson: Are you okay?
  • Peter Parker: I'm just a little upset.
  • Wade Wilson: [stands up] Why??? Did I do something wrong? If you need more time, that's okay!!! I'm sorry for rushing things.
  • Peter Parker: No, it's just-- [gets down on one knee] You beat me to the proposal. [presents a plastic Spider-Man ring]
  • Wade Wilson: [gingerly takes ring and puts it on his pinky since that's the only finger that it barely fits] You've made me the happiest man alive, I'll keep this until it breaks! Which might not be too long because I will probably lose my hand during a fight or some shit. [pulls him into a hug]
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] Don't worry, I have more. [pulls out a whole bag]
  • And I'm sorry, but I'll probably eat yours when the ramen supply runs out.
  • Wade Wilson: You have a problem. But I got you covered, babe. [pulls out bag of ring pops] And they're all red.
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] I love you. [pulls him into a kiss]

16.11.15 fancafe - bts_Jhope

01:50
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투 비티에스 읽는거 잼따 뭔가 님들이랑 이야기 하는 기분
혼자 따뜻한 페퍼민트 사놓구 이거 읽으면 카페에 친구랑 있는 느낌이겠다
여튼 오늘도 홉나잇 ~

01:50
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Reading To BTS kind of makes me feel like I’m talking to someone and having a conversation
If you read this alone and have warm peppermint it will feel like you’re in a cafe with a friend
Anyway, hope night today too ~

(t/n; “To BTS” is the board that ARMYs can write posts to BTS)

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