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trc characters as things people at my school have said
  • blue: he has a trump sticker! ram him!
  • gansey: hey remember when i almost died on multiple occasions? good times
  • adam: i'm not driving the struggle bus. i'm driving the struggle camper.
  • ronan: *listening to irish music, comes to a slow song* this one isn't lit. *skips to faster song* this one is
  • noah: i'm made of vanilla, cinnamon, and dead bodies.
  • henry: what's your favorite position in bed *answering his own question* right next to the wall so i can charge my phone
  • bonus! kavinsky: it's alright, i wanted to burn stuff too.
the raven cycle as john mulaney quotes
  • blue: i think emily dickinson is a lesbian
  • gansey: i listen to everything my girlfriend says. i don't mean she bosses me around. i just listen to everything she says because, before i had a girlfriend, i never had someone who's always standing next to me who can just point out obvious things that are happening.
  • adam: i dont look older, i just look worse i think. honestly, when im walking down the street no ones every like "hey! look at that man!" i think theyre just like "woah, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you cant keep burning the candle at both ends!"
  • ronan: ill keep all my emotions right here and then one day ill die
  • noah: i am very small, and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
  • henry: i guess someone said something like "something something police." and in a brilliant moment of word association i yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police

Things we don’t know yet in dgm

- Who the heart is

- What innocence is trying to accomplish

- Where innocence comes from/who made it exactly

- What the Noahs are trying to do

- What akuma are actually for

- Why the earl wears a clown suit

- Why the earl split into babies

- Who was in mana’s akuma skeleton when allen brought him back

- Who is past allen

- Why did he become young again

- Is god real

- What happened 7000 years ago

- What happened 40 years ago

- What Nea is trying to accomplish

- The third side of the war

- Who is the old man on life support

- Is Cross dead

- Why does Lavi have an eye patch

- Is Lavi dead

- Was Eliade’s ghost real when she talked to Krory

- Why were exorcists like Kanda near the campbell houshold before he died

- Why does Cross have two innocence

- Why is Cross a skull

- How do noah memories work

- If Allen is past Allen where did the arm come from

- Is Allen past Allen

- Why does Allen’s curse evolve and have Mana speak to him as a ghost

- What were Lavi’s previous lives

- Why is anyone doing anything

- Is the earl actually Mana Campbell or something else

- What does the prophecy mean

- What is the significance of curses only affecting humans

- What was Katrina’s relationship with past earl

- What happened to bookman’s previous apprentice

- Is Timcampy dead

- Why is Tyki mommy

- Why does Tyki look like mana/nea/past earl

- What do Wisley and Road know

- What is sleeve earl

- How did Mana “die”

- Why is Sheryl obsessed with Road

- Who is actually the villain

- Do we even have an “evil” side

- Why did Nea kill the noahs

- How did Nea “fight for Mana”

- Why is it a secret

- Who made Urcampy

- Why can Cross modify akuma

- Why are the noah specifically not trying to wipe out the exorcists

- What was Alma and Kanda’s relationship like before they died

- How did they die

-Where is George the chicken

- The plot


What we do know

- Kanda likes soba noodles

- That’s about it