I don’t even know where to start with this so I’m gonna jump right into the middle.
First up I DON’T OWN OR KNOW WHERE ANY OF THESE COME FROM SO I’M NOT CLAIMING THEM AS MINE.
When most people think of Noel’s hair, they conjure something like this:
Cute as all hell but very cheeky. Each section placed perfectly to frame and accentuate his face. It seems to have a life of its own.
Personal rating: 9/10
Extra points for how pretty his eyes are here: 2
But consider this: Pretty Raven Boy
Look at the petrol blue steaks making his eyes stand out like that!! He looks like a little rock prince. Yes, my son.
Personal rating: 7/10 No extra points, sorry.
Speaking of rock princes, look at my lil punk shit!
Son, how does it do that? Why does it look like Satan himself could spear my organs on those spikes and I’d honestly thank him?? Huh? NoEL, WHy? *deep breath* 8/10
Extra points for the outfit: 4
Let’s just tone it down a bit and look at something else for a while.
I call this one: Gay Dracula
He’s all messy and I just can’t here. Not entirely different from our first exhibit, Gay Dracula is also destroying my sanity but in a whole new way. Look at how it just doesn’t care. Can we take a minute to appreciate the stubble too? I’m not usually a fan of it but damn he pulling it off there.
8/10 + 1 for stubble
Alright, we’re nearly there. Let’s think back to this:
YEs I’m Bringing it back. BLonde Noel.
I have very few words on this subject, it’s mainly just me crying. Much spike. Many layer. Very rock.