Lucas: how ness and i got involved is actually one of my favorite stories to tell ! Claus: Un-fucking-fortunately
Lucas: i met ness when he dropped by tazmily to study abroad ! because tazmily is very behind on technological advances, a few of the auto-mechanics students from the more developed cities were placed here to help modernize our transportation ! Claus: Wow. Cars. That worked out fantastically, didn’t it? Lucas: apparently ness saw me at the market and fell for me ! i still don’t know how he was so sure he would like me after just seeing me once, but i guess it worked out ! Claus: For you, maybe. Lucas: he asked me out for lunch, and he was just so charming ! i felt like the luckiest guy on earth ! i still feel that way !
Lucas: also i have already been on my perfect date with ness. i was feeling a little down about being so far from home, so ness took me to a nearby ranch for a long weekend ! he is so thoughtful! Claus: A ranch, huh? Maybe you guys will end up like the cowboys from Brokeback Mountain. Lucas: shhh - it was very romantic ! and on the last night, ness propos-
Claus: … Claus: He what?
Lucas: …proposed… a long and happy life together… ? Claus: Lucas, is there something you should tell me? Lucas: i- i have got to go help ness now ! he looks almost done ! it was fun talking to your laptop !