*neji

hayojayo  asked:

ino! :)

ill…answer the neji one on this one shsndjfn.

sexual orientation headcanon: uhhh i really like gay hcs for him!

gender headcanon: nb boy!

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon: definitely not nt and hes the asshole whos still reblogging “we cant all be nt karen” memes in 2017

3 random headcanons: he, surprisingly, likes to go to the beach. but only on sunny days. he goes with tenten and lee and they get shaved ice afterward. probably has a crush on lee but wont say/admit it outloud. he really hates when people eat with their hands (“use a utensil you fuckin heathen…”).

Why Naruto Failed The True Fans

1) Sakura would have been a great heroine, but her obsession with sasuke ruined it

2) Hinata should have made her goal to bring justice to the branch side of the family, not to slide into naruto’s pants

3) Kakashi should have revealed what Konoha did to the Uchiha Clan

4) There should have been an afterlife reunion between Izuna and Madara

5) There should have been an afterlife reunion with Itachi and his clan (especially the precious Fugaku and mikoto)

6) There should have been more backstory with the Akatsuki members

7) What the fuck is the minkaze clan?

8) HashiMito should have been the ultimate power couple

9) Naruto should have changed the system

10) Akamaru should have many babies

11) Guy should have died, killing Madara and proving everyone that “hardwork will always beat talent” not having him permanently disabled

12) Who the fuck is Kaguya hoe?

13) Orochimaru, rather than sasuke should have been jailed

14) Danzo didn’t die painfully enough

15) Hiruzen was the WORST hokage in history

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Naruto + best person to bring home to your parents → Neji Hyuuga

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