sexual orientation headcanon: uhhh i really like gay hcs for him!
gender headcanon: nb boy!
mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon: definitely not nt and hes the asshole whos still reblogging “we cant all be nt karen” memes in 2017
3 random headcanons: he, surprisingly, likes to go to the beach. but only on sunny days. he goes with tenten and lee and they get shaved ice afterward. probably has a crush on lee but wont say/admit it outloud. he really hates when people eat with their hands (“use a utensil you fuckin heathen…”).