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Dating Ahkmenrah Would Include

you all asked for a new one !

- you sitting beside his sarcophagus, waiting for him to awake from his slumber
- “good morning, ahky..”
- “good evening, my princess”
- him taking off his golden headpiece, placing it on top of your head, helping you balance to the weight of it
- listening to the stories he’s experienced in ancient egypt
- “what happens if i see you next and you’re gone?”
- “i swear to the name in ra, i will never leave you.”
- you begging to know actual age
- him retelling the story of how you met, you thinking he was an actor at the night exhibits
- “goodnight, ahkmenrah..”
- “good morning, y/n..”

Dating Elliot Alderson Would Include

i found this rlly cute so if you want more for other characters of his, please don’t hesitate and tell me!

- late night movies, either his favourite, back to the future, or the matrix
- him staring at his lover beside him instead of watching the movie itself
- a lot of shy eye contact, which ends up in blushes and awkward chuckles
- deep conversations at 2am, half of it tracing his veins or running your thumb across his bottom lip
- “i love you’s” between small kisses in the kitchen
- smoking at night on the balcony, you standing in front of him, whilst he’s behind you resting his chin on your shoulder, pecking your shoulder occasionally
- getting high, meaning lots of giggles
- “yo man, you’re really cute”
- him waking up a bit earlier than you, him tracing a finger down your arm then back up, watching you sleep peacefully, knowing that he wants you to be the one

I need to learn to turn off my fic writer brain when I see a movie.

I saw the last Night At The Museum. Now I want to write a fic where Akhmenrah meets the high school/university drop out friend of Rebel Wilson’s character. And it’s at a costume party and she’s dressed as an Egyptian queen or something. And he’s just totally just head over heels for her. Just a complete gonner.

He flies by the seat of his pants at this, because he knows of the modern world but he’s never really lived in it. So he doesn’t come up with some “normal” modern name to go by. And when she says she’s never heard that name before, he simply replies it’s Egyptian. And he bugs Tilly to get him modern clothes and sneaks out of the museum to go on dates with this girl. And she just shows him anything and everything she can, because she understands that he where he lived before wasn’t quiet like London. She doesn’t call him out on it. Everyone grows up a bit differently. And she knows that he has to be back at the museum before sunrise. She chalks it up to him working in Egyptology there, since he knows so much about ancient Egypt.

He also gets a DJ gig, just because.

His parents get suspicious that he always seems to sneak away. They haven’t seen him in centuries and now Akhmenrah doesn’t seem want to spend time with them. When they realize he’s courting someone they demand to meet her. It is oh so awkward. (“Kiss my staff.” “Set’s hairy arm pit, Father no!”)

And then everything comes out. The tablet, the museum, him being a pharaoh. (“You’re a real pharaoh? Seriously? Like with a throne and everything? Oh…I need to sit down.”)

And really the story is all fluff. She gets back to university and specializes in Egyptology/ancient Egypt. Just blowing the academic world away with these very on point insights and revelations about past discoveries and finding new ones.

And Akhmenrah’s dad gifts his son with an amulet, that he’d been saving, which feeds off the sun and moon rays, allowing him to travel to his old homeland to help his love with her work (girlfriend is too weak, and she’s not quite his wife yet - I mean, she hasn’t moved her things to his place yet [I heard a rumor that’s basically how ancient Egyptian weddings went]).

100% fluff. With really cutesy scenes. Maybe babies maybe not. But all sorts of sweetness.

And this was all in my head by the time the end credits rolled.

I blame Rami Melak too. Those blue eyes sir, I am a sucker for them.

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You were born at midnight. I was Pharaoh, and I had seen wonders most men only dream of. But when I first gazed upon you… you were instantly more precious to me than all the wonders of the ancient world. I knew I could never bear to say goodbye. I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son, using all we had learned of the mysteries of the Afterlife. Forget in the temple of Khonsu, God of the Moon and watcher over nighttime travelers… the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet, so that as long as it bathed in his light, our family could be together forever and not even death could part us.

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Elliot x Ahkmenrah x Josh
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can we start a justice for rami malek campaign? or a fans for peaceful rami malek performances? the poor dear has been playing such emotionally wrecked characters that i’m actually worried for him.

remember when he played ahkmenrah? good times.