“I wanted to be a football player. I was the top goalscorer at my school. Maybe I’d have liked to have been a gardener. I like the idea of it. I’ve never grown a plant but you get to work outside and you can travel all over the world. It’s very creative. It seems like a very peaceful job, the opposite of being in a celebrity-type job.” 

x  7.08   Dean: Not another step, or I Colombian necktie your little friend here!
The Colombian necktie is a particularly gruesome execution that originated during the Colombian civil war in the late 1940s, consisting of slashing the victim’s throat and then pulling the tongue out of the wound. (eek!)