*mpgis

  • *when JB gets to Riverdale*
  • Cheryl: Jesus Christ is that a fucking gremlin?
  • JB: No I'm a third grader!
  • Cheryl: Whatever. Just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.
  • Jughead:
  • Betty:
  • Archie:
  • Veronica:
  • Jughead: Cheryl what the fuck?
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b></b> *if Veronica worked at a pizza place*<p/><b>Cheryl:</b> Give me a slice of pizza. No cheese. No sauce. Gluten-free crust.<p/><b>Cheryl:</b> Do you have protein boosts?<p/><b>Veronica:</b> Are you sure you don't want a glass of diet air with that?<p/><b>Cheryl:</b> Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?<p/><b>Veronica:</b> You got me.<p/><b>Veronica:</b> We only have full calorie air.<p/></p><p/></p>

people in the k-pop fandom before an idol turns 18:

Originally posted by singfromthehair

people in the k-pop fandom at exactly 12:01am on at idol’s 18th birthday:

Originally posted by nudistbahorel

Originally posted by dawnchanworld

Originally posted by kee-yaw-nah

what she says: I’m fine.

what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!”

  • Wednesday: Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?
  • Morticia: No, this is your baby brother.
  • Wednesday: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.
  • Amanda: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly!
  • Wednesday: You're right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.