*mine:me

i’m reading over some writing i did in my draft very late last night and i found the worst joke…. ever 

“Welcome to the first Underworld meeting of the year, everyone. Glad that you all could make it. There are snacks in the back of the room. The Vampiric snacks are closer to the kitchen door. Feel free to help yourselves, but don’t start any fights, we aren’t animals.”

“Not tonight!” shouted a werewolf from the back.