*mine: star trek

  • Chekov: Hey, did you get my report on the mission?
  • Kirk: Ah, yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
  • Chekov: Good. Thanks, dad.
  • Chekov: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Spock: You just called Captain Kirk “dad”. You said “Thanks, dad.”
  • Chekov: What? No I didn’t. I said “Thanks, man.”
  • Kirk: Do you see me as a father figure, Chekov?
  • Chekov: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me!
  • Sulu: Hey! Show your father some respect.

Spock: *risks life multiple times for Kirk* *constantly talks about what a great captain Kirk is* *always has to be with Kirk in landing parties otherwise he gets sulky* *visits Kirk’s quarters often*
Star Trek:…
Star Trek: but like
Star Trek: not in a gay way