*mine: musical

How to treat a woman do's and don'ts

DON’T: tell her you love her buy, hug her, show affection, buy her roses/chocolates/candy
DO: take her on a romantic date to the 7-eleven for slushies, kill her best friend and any of the male competition, then plan to bomb her to school and roast marshmallows over their classmates’ dead burning bodies

Favourite stage moment of all time probably
  • Elder Price: *walks out on Elder Cunningham, cause Africa is nothing like The Lion King and he wants to go to Orlaaaaaandoooooo*
  • Elder Cunningham: *desperately trying to figure out what rule to follow* Rule 23, rule 72, rule 23!"
  • Josh Gad: *looses glasses from turning back and forth*
  • Josh Gad: *improvises* I CAN'T SEE!
  • Me: OH EM GOSH YOU GUYS! JOSH GAD IS THE BEST! JOSH GAD DESERVES A FREAKING TONY FOR IMPROVISATION! THERE SHOULD BE A TONY FOR BEST IMPROVISED MOMENT! Oh my Lord...
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Lyrics adapted from Alice Flare

Toriel - Melodiva

Art - Kristen Trawczynski

Mixed by Jay Ikalima

I only know show tunes
  • Person: What kind of music do you listen to?
  • Me: *thinks about the fact that I haven't listened to anything but musicals the past year*
  • Me: It's really a variety