skype hell: so cool sentence starters
  • “No words can describe how angry I am right now.”
  • “So cool!”
  • “So cool!”
  • “SOOL.”
  • “don’t touch the butt”
  • “wake me up inside.”
  • “i was just plumb bumfuzzled.”
  • “YEE HAW”
  • “YEE NAW”
  • “So cool!”
  • “shrek x barry is my otp”
  • “my dream is to become a meme”
  • “i made an au once where everyone was a chair”
  • “so the kinkshamer has become the kinkshamed”
  • “So cool!”
  • “Who’s the toaster fucker here”
  • “i cant believe ____ is a furry”
  • “did you say ass box”
  • “maybe ___ will be our always”
  • “So cool!”
  • *bee movie script*
  • *navy seals copypasta*
  • “i cant sleep while this sin is going on”
  • “LEG”
  • “SHE RUN”
  • “dont make me kinkshame a nine year old”
  • “Hi im ____ and welcome to jackass.”
  • “I’m going to shove ALL these buttercups up my ass”
  • “i am a beacon of sin.”
  • “not today satan”
  • “anime was a mistake”
  • “No. Not penis.”
  • “fusion is just a tactic to make weak trash stronger”
  • “does it say pringles?”
  • “So cool!”
  • “SHUT THE FUCK UP ____!!!”
  • “One time my friend watched Boku No Pico and shoved an ice cube up their ass.”
  • “danny devito is my kink.”
  • “that cross would fit nicely up my ass.”
  • “i’m gonna shove that lamp up my conveniently-shaped ass.”
  • “eight legs. seven vaginas.”
  • “i am a five foot can of whoopass”
  • “i want to shove it up my ass too don’t leave me out”
  • “i am full of salt and bitterness”
  • “So cool!”
  • “Ur asses will consume the planet.”
  • “im going to shove ___ up my ass”
  • “guess where that’s going?”
  • “nico nico calm the fuck down”
  • “shrek is pretty sexy”
  • “So cool!”
  • “go the fuck to sleep”
  • “*hacker voice* im in”
  • “teach the youth of tomorrow to shove their problems strAIGHT UP THEIR ASSES
  • “let me shove a minion up my ass. let me live”
  • “free him”
  • “wake me up inside”
  • “god is dead. and u sinners killed him”

Lana Del Rey Starters [ part one ]  (unreleased edition) 

  • “We gonna see it all before we say goodbye”
  • “I’ve had it up to here with the fighting”
  • “You make it hard to leave, but it’s easier for me to stay.”
  • “I am done being afraid.”
  • “All dressed up with no where to go.”
  • “You’re the best thing i’ve ever seen.”
  • “What do you need to get high for?”
  • “I need you to live.”
  • “Pour me up a bit of liquid courage.”
  • “Will you or won’t you do anything to have me?”
  • “You’ve been pretty stupid.”
  • “ ‘Cause nobody does it like you.”
  • “Everybody’s saying that your no good for me.”
  • “We could leave it all and never go back.”
  • “I’ve been waiting on your love, baby, for too long now.”
  • “It’s gonna back fire baby.”
  • “Tired of fighting. Seems like everything I do.”
  • “You’re so easy to love.”
  • “And yes it’s true, I live for you.”
  • “It isn’t hard to see, you’ve got a hold on me.”
  • “You wanna get trashed and have fun.”
  • “I told you not to go into the woods.”
  • “Hide and seek is how you play with me.”
  • “I feel like i’m in high school again.”
  • “I need a change of scenery.”
  • “Never knew how much I missed you until then.”
  • “Let’s do drugs.”
  • “There’s something i’ve never told you.”
  • “Baby it’s not you, it’s me.”
  • “What, you think i’m dumb?”
  • “Don’t go and blow it all.”
  • “You’re breaking my heart tonight.”
  • “I wanna save you, save you from the world outside.”
  • “All the girls believe your lies, don’t they?”
  • “I know your seeing her.”
  • “I have a way with men like you, baby.”
  • “I didn’t want anything from you.”
  • “That’s all, I don’t even think of you that often.”
the guild inspired sentences meme
  • ❝Oops. I just dropped 8 gigs of ram down my pants.❞
  • ❝Anyway, it’s perfect. They both have the same interests. Well… interest…❞
  • ❝I’m alone! I’m gonna go run around the house naked.❞
  • ❝17 seconds. Personal best.❞
  • ❝It’s amazing what functional items people throw away each day.❞
  • ❝Our time is over. This social exchange has been mutually beneficial.❞
  • ❝Oh hey, babycakes? Don’t worry, you’re still my primary quest line.❞
  • ❝I… definitely don’t know how to respond to that.❞
  • ❝You broke up?! Dish, dish!❞
  • ❝I’m working on a strategy to earn your love, my priestess of passion.❞
  • ❝I’m not an aggressive person. But I’ll admit it… I like killing things. But only in game!❞
  • ❝Yeah, I don’t normally interact with guys with muscle tone. There was definite eye contact.❞
  • ❝Being a girl is so much work!❞
  • ❝I should shave my legs just in case. Oh no, that might jinx it. I should do it anyway but…❞
  • ❝Yeah, I dumped him. He was totally smothering me. He called me like 2 times last week.❞
  • ❝Ooh, let’s do lunch, I love pancakes!❞
  • ❝I need to earn 5,000 gold by 5:00PM GMT!❞
  • ❝Dude! That’s a lot of dough… Am I blackmailing you and forgot about it?❞
  • ❝I need to be buffed, okay? I need buffs. Buff me!❞
  • ❝Well, we’re gonna go to the meeting, uhm, and then he will go home. Hopefully without a restraining order.❞
  • ❝Should I take them to the ER or just wait for rainbow poo?❞
  • ❝You’re banging him, and their Guild healer is banging my mom. That’s Guild incest.❞
  • ❝I am not putting my mouth to your mouth.❞
  • ❝I’m gonna name my seahorse “Drowny.” Heh, ironic’d.❞
  • ❝Other than talking to my own face?! Oh man. I’ve lost it. Thank goodness I don’t have any pets to leave behind.❞
Send Me A Fandom
  • Top 3 Characters
  • 3 Least Favorite Characters
  • 3 Ships
  • 3 BroTps
  • 3 NoTps
  • Top 3 Episodes
  • Favorite minor character
  • Favorite Quote
  • Favorite Actor
  • Favorite Season
  • Least Favorite Season
  • Favorite Villian
  • Favorite Hero
  • Favorite Ship Scene
  • Favorite Song from the Show
  • Most Heartbreaking Scene
  • Favorite Group Scene
  • Character you miss
  • Character you think should go away
  • Unpopular Opinion about fandom/show
send me a symbol for:

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☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon
☼ : Childhood headcanon
☯ : Genderbent headcanon
⋆ : Sex headcanon
☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)
♤ : Cooking headcanon
⊕ : Talents/hobbies headcanon
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✚ : health headcanon
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♆ : body headcanon
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✄ : pet peeve headcanon
☂ : food headcanon
♒ : Any other question of your choosing

Send Me One! [Nikita (Season 1) Quotes]
  • "Sometimes vulnerability can be our greatest weapon."
  • "I want you to know I can get to you, and hit you where it hurts the most."
  • "Just like old times, huh?"
  • "I can't protect you anymore."
  • "I can only promise you one thing... It's going to get worse before it gets better."
  • "What do you think I'm doing? I'm kicking your ass!"
  • "Problem is, you can't just walk up and press your nose against it like a kid in a candy store."
  • "You have no idea how much pain I can take."
  • "You'd follow him over a cliff, wouldn't you?"
  • "What do I want? What I want is to empty a clip into your face."
  • "I made the same mistake you did. The best mistake of my life."
  • "Phase one find them. Phase 2 kick their ass. Phase 3 veggie shakes."
  • "I'm not gonna let them do anything to you. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. I'm not gonna lose you too."
  • "The truth is what we choose to believe."
  • "Making friends isn’t hard. Losing them will be. Trust me."
  • "You know what you're going to do? You're going to kill, and you're going to kill, you're going to kill some more. And one day, if you're very lucky, you're gonna remember what it was like to be a human being. I don't want you to go through what I did. Wouldn't wish that on anyone."
  • "A killer with a conscience; it's no wonder they cut you loose."
  • "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
  • "You? And what makes you think you're getting this bad boy?"
  • "They'll never be another woman for me, you know that right? Unless she's really hot."
  • "Who would have thought you would have been the voice of reason?"
  • "You think you don't have anything to live for? You do. You have me."
  • "Every man has a choice. His life and his character are determined by the choices he makes. You have options."
  • "I'm not a spice girl, and I was never ever obscure. I was elusive, and a little dangerous. I was a legend."
  • "Life is struggle. The truth is no matter what comfort surrounds you it will always be an illusion. It can be taken away any time."
  • "Sounds like Batman."
  • "Don't worry. When I bury you, I won't call to brag first."
  • "Live the lie until the lie becomes your life."
  • "I have black belt in bureaucracy."
  • "If God is in the details, than I'm a God."
  • "And the plot thickens. What was the plot, exactly?"
  • "You're the strongest person I've ever met. I don't think you're capable of not caring."

noworldnomad asked:


Send ++ to be introduced to a member of my muse's family.

“I don’t mind letting the neighbors pay on credit now and then — times is hard for everybody. But they gotta settle up once they got the means. I got bills to pay like everybody else.

Be easier if the girls went to the public school, but that might just break Winnie’s heart. ‘Sides, those schools got some funny ideas ‘bout what’s right and what’s wrong, and I’ve seen how wild they let those students run.

Discipline is good for the soul. So long as we can scrounge up the money, it’s the Catholic school for us.”

Master RP Survey Thingy

Muse Things

Current Muse: Buffy Summer
Favorite thing about le muse:
Her sarcasm and wit, her loyalty, and her strength.
Least favorite:
Honestly there is nothing I dislike about Buffy Summers.
How you are similar:
We both would give up everything to help those around us.
How you are different:
Buffy is like five million times wittier than me.
Easiest thing about playing le muse:
Knowing her reactions in life or death situations.
Hardest thing:
Honestly, her wit and sarcasm. Sometimes i’ll stress forever over a one liner because I don’t want to get her speech wrong.
Song for le muse:
Warrior - Beth Crowley
Favorite quote:
“I may be dead, but i’m still pretty.”
 The Scoobies&Fuffy
Favorite scene/episode with le muse:
 Hmm, that’s a hard one. Prophecy girl probably. I never get tired of that episode and how amazing Buffy is in it. 
Favorite youtube fan vid with le muse:
Headcannon about le muse:
 Buffy loves 80s movies and cheesy pop.

More/Other Muse Things:

Past muses: Katherine Pierce, Klaus Mikaelson, and a lot of OCs in RPG groups.
Other muses you play:
 Tyler Lockwood, Rose Hathaway, Vicki Donovan & Lexi Branson
Favorite muse:
 I love all my muses, but Buffy is my absolute favorite.
Muse you would like to play:
 James Cook, Damon Salvatore, Dean Winchester.
Character you want to play but are scared to:
 Dean Winchester or Damon Salvatore. I’ve wanted to play Damon for a while but i’m scared I wouldn’t be able to get him right.
Types of characters you like to play:
 Bad ass strong females and douchebag-like guys.
Type of character you would like to try out:
 I would like to try out a more evil character.
Type of character you can’t play:
 I could never play a shy character.

Shippy Things:

Favorite otp plot:
 Between my two favorite Duffy Threads. The Lightening Strike with xthefamilybusiness and Second Chances with dw-thewaywardson. Both are amazing plots, with amazing writers and my favorite people.
Otp song:
 I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab for Cutie. It fits them so perfectly, ‘specially w/ the heaven & hell thing.
Otp fanvid:
 The Lightening Strike
Otp headcannon:
 When Buffy and Dean go hunting together, they spend at least half the time arguing over tatics. So much that at one point a vampire rose from it’s grave and walked away as they were arguing.
Oh and after a hunt, they may or may not have hot sex to release their pent up energy.
Other ships you have:
 Klaus/Buffy, Spuffy, Bangel, Fuffy, Damon/Buffy, Stefan/Buffy.
BroTp headcannon:
 Sometimes Xander, Willow, and Buffy will watch television shows or movies with vampires in them and mock them. “You don’t hold a crossbow that way!.” “Oh c'mon. Sparkles? Gimme a break. YOU HAVE A BUMPY FACE, ASSHOLE.”
BroTp plot you really wanna do:
 Buffy and Rebekah being forced to work together to finally eliminate Mikael.
Fannon otp:
 Fuffy and Duffy
Crossover BroTp:

Rp Things:

Favorite ship to rp:
 Duffy and Forwood.
Favorite shipping partners:
 Oh god, there is a lot. I’m only gonna list the ones on this blog (I’ll do my Tyler later). dw-thewaywardson xthefamilybusiness immortallockwood thebigbadspike righteousdisaster (soon), and so many others.
Ship you can’t rp:
Favorite crossover ship:
Ship you really wanna rp:
 i’m dying for some Buffy/Klaus
Plot you are dying to do:
 Any of my Klaus/Buffy plots, or some more of my Duffy plots. Oh and also bringing back my A Slayers Soul verse.
Cannon or Fannon ships:
Favorite fanmix:
 This Duffy playlist  that I created
Favorite ship fanmix:
 Same as above
Favorite fanfiction: 
The Lightening Strike
FC you would like to play:
 Jensen Ackles or Angelina Jolie
Overused FC you don’t like:
 Anyone from 1D
Underused FC you would like to see more of:
 Laya Lewis

Mun Stuff:

How long have you been RPing?
 3 years
How long on tumblr?
Favorite url:
 My old Vicki url WhiskeyVicki
Cannon or oc:
 Honestly, with indies I like cannon but with RPGs I like OCs.
Favorite song:
 This is what makes us girls - Lana Del Rey
Favorite movie:
 SLC Punk or Lords of Dogtown
Favorite book:
 White Oleander
Favorite show:
 Buffy and TVD and Skins

three-sentence AU fic meme: round one

Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Firefly

“It’s not what it looks like– well, it’s sort of what it looks like, I mean, it’s a woman in a box; her name is Pepper; but she’s not– I’m not– I’m trying to help her,” the passenger says.

Steve looks from the woman in cryostasis, to the stranger who brought her on as luggage, to the catwalk where he can hear the Captain’s approach.

“You have twenty seconds to explain it to me with real small words, fancy man, and you want me on your side when Natasha gets here.”


Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes, pirates

With Captain Fury missing or dead and the line between privateering and piracy growing blurrier by the minute, Steve is between allegiances when the Red Star strikes.

Doesn’t stop the pirates from attempting to down him with the rest of the crew, though, and Steve is parrying a blow from some thug when the man drops seemingly of his own accord– until Steve’s eyes light on the source of the killing blow, and a very familiar face.

“Looks like neither of us is quite as dead as rumor had it,” Bucky says, offering a hand, and Steve knows exactly where his loyalty lies.


Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff, pirates

Barton stares down at the slight figure in his brig.

“Rumors mark the Black Widow as the fiercest ship on the seas: deadliest captain, biggest hauls, richest treasures– and, naturally, an enormous crew,” he prompts.

The woman– the only soul he had found onboard the ship, even after personally searching it fore to aft– shrugs, and says, “All true but the last bit.”

devil makes three sentence meme.

“  they say jesus is coming – he must be walking.  “
“  who could blame him?  “
“  getting my hands dirty does not take off the shine.  “
“  praise the lord.  “
“  they say tell the truth, they’re lying.  “
“  train ain’t coming in the station.  “
“  lord, i’ve got a heart full of hatred.  “
“  for me there sure ain’t no cure.  “
“  i wake up and i’m running, i don’t know what i’m running for.  “
“  but all this talking does not hold the answers to this life.  “
“  all you get a moment’s rest from what haunts you deep inside.  “
“  why that is, i’ve never known.  “
“  i can go back where i came from, but i ain’t never going home.  “
“  is that good enough tonight?  “
“  i am a dead body moving.  “
“  i sing a ragged and crooked song.  “
“  the sun is setting and it won’t be long.  “
“  i am a shadow wrapped up in skin and bone.  “
“  it’s far too late now to string me along.  “
“  i’ve got lightening in my hands.  “
“  dance with the demon, look the devil square in the eye.  “
“  spinning like a top, running like a villain - years have gone by like days.  “
“  i met a four leaf clover as irish as the day is long.  “
“  i would cut catnip into the weed.  “
“  here’s to not getting caught.  “
“  i was nearly catatonic.  “
“  i was dealing in the broad daylight, eighteen years old.  “
“  i hate you and i fear you.  “ 
“  i need you and i want you.  “
“  i see you and you see me, and we know what must be done.  “
“  it does no good to run.  “
“  we’ll dance again in my dreams.  “
“  you burn me, i burn you.  “
“  i missed you and you know that’s true.  “
“  i’ve retraced every scar.  “
“  i’ve chased you to embrace you like the sun chases the moon.  “
“  i watched you, i’ve seen, i’ve known that you were there.  “
“  i’ve held you and you’ve loved me.  “
“  i trust you and despise you.  “
“  i’ve befriended everyone you’ve used.  “


I was tagged by gingereskimoo, samueltanders, queenusagitsukino, and pirrofarfalla, thanks!

  1. Sam Anders (Battlestar Galactica)
  2. Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
  3. Kahlan Amnell (Legend of the Seeker)
  4. Kyle Valenti (Roswell)
  5. Odd Thomas (Odd Thomas book series and movie)
  6. Gabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess)
  7. Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)
  8. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  9. George Lass (Dead Like Me)
  10. Miguel Alvarez (Oz)

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