“dc… the house that batman built… yeah what, superman?… i’m your kryptonite”
this plane is carrying dynamite, guns, acid… and two best friends!”
• killer croc planting a bomb and shouting “i did something!”
• the guy driving down the road singing “nothing bad ever happens to me” before he gets caught by the riddler
• “what about the time (batman defeated you) with the parade and the prince music?”
• harley is joker’s “girl buddy” and there’s no evidence of them ever dating
“who always pays their taxes? not batman ;)))”
• harley’s roller skates!!!
• batman finishing his lobster thermidor and then randomly pulling out an electric guitar and SHREDDING IT UP
“my name’s richard, but all the kids at the orphanage call me dick” “kids can be cruel”
• barbara went to “harvard for police”
• alfred placing a parental lock on the batcomputer
“what’s the password?” “IRON MAN SUCKS”
• martian manhunter’s sick dance moves at the justice league dance party
• krypto the superdog is the justice league party dj
• alfred dressing up in the old batman costume because he “misses the 60s”
“getting criminals to fight other criminals? that’s ridiculous”
“CAAN SCAARECROOW HELLP”
• dick going to the batcave and dressing up in the nightwing costume!!!
“british robots. ask your nerd friends”
“so… you mean to tell me… bruce wayne is BATMAN???…’S ROOMMATE???”
• at the end when everybody’s celebrating, ivy kisses some guy out of happiness and he just straight up dies
• mariah carey voices gotham’s mayor and channing tatum voices superman sdsdfgdf
• getting RICKROLLED by dick grayson… what a memer
• the shark repellent actually getting used against king shark
• bruce and barbara don’t ever get together
• the way gotham clicks back together is downright hilarious
• joker wearing those crazy costume aviators with the bars through them
• selina has three lines throughout the entire movie and every single one is just a variation of the word “meow” (even in the ‘blooper reel,’, which makes out that the characters are aware they’re acting, she’s still saying meow)
• the gotham city sirens jamming out together
• the dance party at the end??? so pure???
to summarise, i love the lego batman movie with all my heart god bless
Axl Rose has one of the widest vocal ranges in popular music. It’s wider than Mariah Carey’s. He can reach higher notes than Tina Turner or Beyonce and lower notes than Barry White. This fact is not appreciated enough, he’s mostly known as a douchey ginger with a screechy voice. He’s a douchey ginger with an amazing screechy voice, goddammit!
What kind of stuff in a person's chart indicates talent in singer or just music in general?
I did quite a bit of research on this… One of my favorite topics, astrology and music. Both are gifts to our world. Both are languages to help us understand energy and what energy feels like.
The entire chart plays a significant role in someone’s ability in singing and music so I will try my best to illustrate everything as I hate leaving information out.
The information I’ve collected is from other astrologer’s opinions and charts of different types of musicians I’ve looked into.
I’ll start with the houses that have importance to this ability, the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th house.
The 1st house, I believe for the most part, dictates the style in which a musician goes for. So why would the 1st house play a role in the style of music a person goes for? Well, the ascendant is pretty much our doorway between the inner and the outer; how we present the inner to the outer. Our style would come from the 1st house directly. Take a look at someone like Björk (Icelandic singer) and her chart. She’s got her 1st house starting in Scorpio. If you listen to her music, the style is very Scorpio inspired; it’s strange, penetrating, and unconventional. She has no problem expressing the energy a Scorpio represents in her music. Now lets take another singer with a different ascendant, perhaps someone like Freddie Mercury from Queen or Robert Smith from The Cure; their ascendant is in Leo. Their sound is in no doubt very different from each other, but they seem to fit in that category of the dramatic Leo. Almost all of Robert Smith’s songs express the loving lion a Leo represents, its essence is of what Leo/5th house expresses. Then if you look at Freddie Mercury’s music, it is dramatic and theatrical like the Leo. So looking at all the different ascendants, a person’s musical style (disregarding the rest of their chart) may be whatever energy that sign represents. An Aries maybe angry and raw and a Pisces may be hippie and psychedelically inspired. Maybe… This is my opinion on it, subject to change though. I wouldn’t mind hearing other people’s opinion on the ascendant and how it demonstrates a person’s style in music. To get your minds thinking, here’s a random range of artists and their ascendant… Rihanna - Aries John Lennon - Aries Mariah Carey - Taurus Lana Del Rey - Taurus Lady Gaga - Gemini Billy Idol - Gemini Tchaikovsky - Cancer Annie Lennox - Virgo Kurt Kobain - Virgo Beyonce - Libra Jared Leto - Libra Ludwig Van Beethoven - Scorpio Aretha Franklin - Scorpio Prince - Scorpio Elvis - Sagittarius Kesha - Sagittarius Barry White - Capricorn Tom Jones - Capricorn Ariana Grande - Capricorn Taylor Swift - Capricorn Adele - Aquarius Nicki Minaj - Aquarius David Bowie - Aquarius Michael Jackson - Pisces
One last note before I move onto the 2nd house; I also noticed that almost all of my favourite singers had their ascendant in Leo which is funny because my ascendant is in Leo… We pick music that best suit our style. What are your favourite artist’s ascendants and can you relate to them?
The 2nd house rules the throat. The condition of the throat itself will impact the sound of someone’s voice. Having many beneficial planets in the 2nd house would be good for a singer, some singers even have stelliums in the 2nd house. I know some other people made some really good posts about the 2nd house and its affect on voice so I won’t go too deep into the 2nd house and what planets do what to your voice. To sum up the affects of planets in the 2nd house, it’s pretty much what you would assume; Mars in the 2nd house would give a powerful or even masculine voice whereas Venus in the 2nd house would give a soft and feminine voice. So think of the planet and what it represents to know what it does to a person’s voice. I do however want to however talk about whatever sign is cusping the 2nd house and its impact on a person’s voice. Lets talk about the elements itself; what might a fire voice sound like? a water voice? an earth voice? an air voice? I’ve been trying to put my finger on this exactly, semi-stumped still; don’t really know how to put it to words. I do know for sure the air voice. These are people who have an unafflicted 2nd house in an air sign. Their voices have the potential of singing at operatic levels. Their voices are light, high note reaching, and quite literally I would describe them as airy. Just a few examples of people with an air sign as their second house; Joan Sutherland - Gemini (opera singer), Annie Lennox - Libra, Ariana Grande - Aquarius, and Mariah Carey - Gemini. For the fire voice, this was difficult to put to words. They seem to put a lot of emphasis on the words and sounds they make. Some of them even sound like they are straining their voice or really pushing the sounds that they make. Their voices can be strange, raw, or even penetrating. Some examples of fire voices; Robert Smith from the Cure - Leo (he also has Pluto in the 2nd house) and again Bjork - Sagittarius (she has quite a few planets in the 2nd house including Mars, Venus, and Mercury). For an actual example to listen to as I am bad at explaining things, here’s Robert and here’s Bjork. Adele also has her second house in a fire sign, Aries. She is influenced quite a bit by other parts in her chart, but she definitely has the crackly fire in her voice. For the earth voice, I think is grounding yet dynamic because each of the earth signs are very different from each other in my opinion. Freddie Mercury for example has his second house in Virgo which is the essence of dynamic earth (ignoring the fact that he has many planets that are in the second house in Libra). It’s almost as if Virgo is also influenced by air because it is so mutable and changeable. The earth voice is usually light and pure. It’s smooth and vibrato. I believe Taurus is the richest earth voice of them all as it is grounded and ruled by Venus. So the examples for the earth voice I would say are Freddie Mercury - Virgo, Elvis - Capricorn, and Louis Armstrong - Taurus. Finally for the water voice, to put it simply their voice usually has a LOT of soul. Some examples, Lady Gaga - Cancer, Barry White - Pisces, Tom Jones - Pisces, Beyonce - Scorpio.
Moving onto the 3rd house briefly. Now the 3rd house doesn’t have much to do with how your voice will sound, it is more of the mental side of communication. So things like lyrics and composing music would come from this house. Also because the 3rd house rules the hands, it may also dictate your ability in playing music.
And onto the 4th house. The 4th house is similar to the 1st house in such a way that is dictates style again. It Is actually sort of a mixture of the 1st house (who we are) and the 3rd house (how we communicate that), but the 4th house also reveals our emotions, the songs that come from within. The 4th house will show the root and meaning of songs; the feeling. Naturally water signs/planets can easily express emotions versus the air signs who may have some difficulty, but fun fact; the best poets/musicians usually have both air and water very prominent in their chart.
And the 5th house plays just as important part as the 4th house does. It’s creative potential. So if you can express your emotions through the 4th house, you need to creatively use them in the 5th house. Some of the best musicians have the 5th house prominent in their chart.
Pulling away from houses now… I want make a quick note about the blessing of how having a good balance of all the elements in a chart really can help a musician. Fire = passion/drive, Earth = rhythm, Air = intellect/skill, and Water = emotion. Obviously not all musicians have it all, but it really helps to have a good balance of them all.
Good placements for singers/musicians
-Venus in the 2nd or 5th house -Venus in its ruler or exalted sign -Venus in conjunction with the ascendant or midheaven -Venus having harmonious aspects to the ascendant or midheaven -Venus, Moon, and/or Neptune is prominent in the chart -Moon is not afflicted -Moon in Libra or Taurus -Stelliums in Libra, Taurus, 2nd House, or 5th House -Good aspects between Sun, Moon, Venus, and Neptune. -Good as aspects/placements in the 3rd house (will help indicate if there’s ability to play instruments) -Quintiles and biquintiles can show hidden talent. See if there are any between Venus, Mercury, Moon, or Neptune.
Not so good placements
-Any afflictions to Venus or planets that sit in Taurus/Libra/2nd/5th can cancel out singing ability. -Any afflictions to the Mercury or planets that sit in the 3rd house or Gemini can make learning musical instruments difficult.
Negan/Rick au pls. Maybe like Rick stuck on a plane with a crying Judy and Negan saves the day
“She’s usually always so good. I don’t know what’s gotten into her.”
This was troubling. Rick was flying coach in a very cramped airplane. People were making faces, the air was stale as all hell, Judith was crying and Carl was gone. He had a lot on his hands, Judy was practically wailing. The stewardess tried to put on her best smile as she stood to Rick’s side.
“Do you need to change her?”
Of course he didn’t. Rick wasn’t clueless. He swore from day one he wasn’t going to be some lost man, unable to change his own child’s diapers. Rick wasn’t that kind of father and now knowing these things came at an advantage being that he was recently divorced.
God damnit he could see the pity in her eyes. Rick was nervously rocking Judy and she was squirming, her voice croaking from crying for so long.
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry,” Rick shut his eyes, embarrassed and overwhelmed.
“Well isn’t she a little Mariah Carey, “ a deep voice came from behind the stewardess. So deep and warm like honey, the poor woman nearly melted to the ground. Rick’s eyes grew wide when he saw this strange man. And when he thought strange, he meant strange. Tall, dark, handsome, lanky like a celery stick but one that was snapped in half with the confident lean he was doing.
“Excuse me,” Rick squinted. “Oh,” he sighed as soon as he got the joke. He tried to catch his breath as he continued bouncing her. “I’m doing what I can okay.” Half expecting a complaint he looked back up at the man but he was leaning towards him, his eyes fondly overlooking Judy.
“She’s a cutie.One hell of a banshee though.”
“Banshee,” Rick now glared, the man smirked.
“Hi. I’m Negan,” the man offered his hand. Rick looked at it pensively and moved Judy from one arm to another just so he could shake it.
“Yep you got jam hands like I thought,” Negan grumbled in disgust as he wiped his hand off on his jeans.
“Well it’s juice and god knows what,” Rick was getting a little irritated, he looked around Negan to see if the stewardess was still there but it looked like she was tending to another passenger.
“Before you tell me to fuck off maybe I know how to silence the little tyke.”
It sounded ominous coming from a stranger. Rick wasn’t about to hand off his child to this man, but then again where the hell could he go. They were already in air and he was running out of options.
“Hey you,” Negan’s voice grew stern as he pointed to the person next to Rick. “You can have my seat.”
“Thank fucking god,” the woman murmured and excused herself, forcing Rick to try to make himself as small as possible just to let her get by, which was nearly impossible. Negan squeezed in without giving Rick much notice and sat next to him, his arms stretching out towards Judith.
Rick sighed and looked at Judy, all red and squirmy, her curls sticking to her forehead. He hesitated. Negan was growing impatient, his eyes narrowing.
“I have the magic touch. When I’m at BBQs I’m like a human jungle gym. Now c’mon.”
“Alright,” Rick handed her over to Negan.
With ease he held her in his arms, making the goofiest faces that Rick would never expect to see come from a tough looking guy like him. Her crying started growing softer, her breathing slowing down as she stared at him curiously. Negan bounced her in his arms until she eventually just calmed down. Rick was in complete shock, his jaw dropping.
“How in the hell,” Rick said softly, Negan smirked and shrugged. Eventually she settled onto his chest, her face in his shoulder, her eyes now on Rick. Her eyes fluttered, then started blinking slower and slower until she finally nodded off.
“Magic touch,” Negan said again.
Rick didn’t want to carry on conversation with this stranger so he buried his head in a book. He kept reading the line over and over, trying not to focus on this man beside him who had grown silent. There was something about his body language that told Rick he was searching for the right thing to say, and Rick was already dreading it.
“So where’s the missus?” The man said.
Rick turned a page, pretending not to hear him.
“The sperm bank. Where’s the sperm bank?” The man said again, his voice a little louder. Rick nearly felt himself gag.
“Not here,” Rick finally said, giving Negan a stone cold glare. The man chuckled, amused by his response.
“Gee. Sorry. Just asking. I mean–” God he was still talking, Rick thought to himself. “You’re really cute. Like it’s crazy stupid you’re not boning a hottie.”
Warmth spread through his cheeks, Rick was hating himself for even blushing. He swallowed, unsure what to say. “I’m divorced,” now Rick hated himself more for saying the truth when he could have easily lied. There was no way in hell he’d see this guy again so it didn’t even matter.
There was that window of opportunity. Was this guy about to hit on him?
“Hmm,” Negan nodded, then stared forward. Rick leaned in confused, Negan’s eyes narrowed and looked at his again. “What?”
“Nothing,” Rick turned away, leaning his chin against his fist.
“Hey bright eyes, if you want me to ask you out, just ask.”
“What gives you that idea,” Rick spat out, the both of them still keeping their voices low.
“Just so you know this whole thing wasn’t a ploy to get in your, well–” Negan looked at Judy then back at Rick, “Underoos.”
“Under-what,” he found himself getting wound-up but it was pushing Negan further and further, he looked like he was having a grand old time messing with him.
“I’m just being a good citizen here. I saved the day didn’t I? You have to like that about me.”
Rick stayed silent.
“Anyway,” Negan continued, “I like how your eyes get bluer when you’re angry. Now I think you’re too chicken to ask me out.”
“I’m not doing shit.”
“Wow,” Negan smirked and leaned his head back into the seat.
“You want me to go then? Cause I’ll fucking go.”
“No. Wait,” Rick pled, Negan smirked again, that god damned fucking Cheshire grin. Rick’s heart jumped hard in his chest, his eyes growing glossy and like an animal sniffing out blood Negan knew he got him. What was worse was Rick knew it too.
“(…) we’ve lost one of the greatest, most incredible geniuses that we’ve ever had in music, pop music and, all different, you know, he was just one of a kind and just so amazing (…) [I decided] rather than just make everything bleak, to turn it into a moment and just to take him and honour him because he was a friend to me too and he talked me through some times I really really needed somebody, and, he was an incredible person if you never get to meet him. I’m sure his music has touched every single person in here (…)”
Mariah Carey - One Sweet Day (Sweet Sweet Fantasy Tour Live in Paris, 21avr2016, feat. Trey Lorenz and Daniel Moore)