*lu

anonymous asked:

elgang's reaction to unsuspectingly stepping on a lego brick, while barefoot.

Elsword: “WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK ELESIS WAS THIS YOUR DOING”

Aisha: “F-fuck…. I mean, oops!  A lady shouldn’t curse, even when someone’s laying traps about!”

Rena: “OH FUCKING HELL WHY IS THERE AN ITTY BITTY PIECE OF FUCKALL ON THE FUCKING FLOOR DO HUMANS LITERALLY GIVE THIS SHITTY TOY TO THEIR FUCKING CHILDREN OWWWWWWWWWWWW”

Raven: “…. Yeah, that doesn’t even register on the pain scale.  I was ripped apart and put back together without anesthesia, remember?”

Eve: “Oh.  Something just crunched under my foot.  What is that?  A… children’s toy?”

Chung cannot comment.  He is screaming incoherently.

Ara: “Ow…. I’m gonna be limping for the next few hours….”

Elesis: “WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK ELSWORD WAS THIS YOUR DOING”

Add: “Oh, these… Father used to make me build prototypes out of them.  Dynamo, melt this hated object.”

Lu: “OWWWWWW!  CIEL, KISS IT ALL BETTER!  AND DESTROY THIS!”

Ciel: “Ugh…. Now I get why Verni always wanted me to keep these toys off the floor.  That’s practically a torture instrument.”

Rose: “Why is everyone making such a big deal out of this?  It doesn’t hurt at all.”

Ain: “All this screaming is giving me a headache.  And it’s not even particularly painful…”

So I saw a post recently that ridiculed Katharine Hepburn’s looks, saying that the studios must have been less picky in Old Hollywood, because otherwise Kate would “never have made it past the screen test”. Needless to say, it made me really angry. First of all, she’s beautiful, and anyway, even if she wasn’t, it’s her acting that matters most, and she was a wonderful actress, as well as a lovely person. I had to stop myself from adding like 12 hate comments.

Meine kleine, auch wenn es manchmal schwierig ist mich zu verstehen will ich nur das beste für dich. Ich versuche mein bestes, aber oft sitze ich alleine da und hinterfrage mein Leben und wärst du nicht dann weiß selbst ich nicht wo ich jetzt wäre. Danke das du stark bleibst auch wenn du es gar nicht mehr schaffst an manchen Tagen. Ich liebe dich.

anonymous asked:

Lu heard out a "bouncy house" and bought several large mattresses to make her own.

“I am… entirely sure that’s not how a bouncy house works.”

“Killjoy,” Lu scolded, and heaved another mattress up onto the pile. “It’ll work!  Think that’s enough?”

“Mattresses don’t have any bounce without the springs underneath them, either.”  Ciel sighed.  “This is an exercise in futility….”

“It’ll be fantastic!”  Lu climbed up on the pile of mattresses, wobbled, and jumped.

The mattresses, of course, collapsed.  Ciel barely managed to catch Lu.

“Ugh!  You rigged it!” Lu accused.  Ciel blinked.

“I didn’t touch them…”

“Well, fine!  I’m trying again!”

Ciel put Lu down, watched her run to rebuild the mattress pile, and wondered if it would be worth it to find an actual bouncy house so she’d stop this madness.

I want to get drunk and forget that you ever loved me, forget that you ever happened at all,
Forget all the phone calls and the kisses,
I want to drink until I forget everything about you,
But 6 shots later and you’re still there,
You’re always there and I can never make you fucking leave