Lindsay: Squares get bad raps. They’re good shapes. Ryan: It’s my least favorite quadrilateral. Lindsay: What is your most favorite? Ryan and Trevor: The rhombus! Ryan: Of course. Trevor: Clearly! Lindsay: Of course! No trapezoid? Jeremy: I’m more of a parallelogram man! Trevor: See, a rhombus is a parallelogram…just so you know.
Michael: Hey. Hey. Lindsay: What’s up? Michael: Wanna go for a ride? Lindsay: Let’s do it. Everyone, look away. Michael: (crouches in front of Lindsay and starts running his character into hers, making a ‘bleeh bleeh’ noise) Lindsay: (looking around the room they’re in) There’s underwear here, too. (Enemy starts shooting them) Lindsay: Oh, shit!! (dies) NO. WE WERE TOO BUSY FUCKING AND WE DIED! Lindsay: That’s why you don’t have sex, kids. Michael: That’s why you can’t let women in the army! ‘Cause that happens!! Lindsay: Penises are distracting to women. Michael: No, it was a vagina that was distracting.
If you can, please see the new Ghostbusters in theaters. We have to show production companies that movies with female protagonists are important and successful, especially when the movies aren’t rom-coms. This is really, really important if we want any positive change toward equal gender representation in the movie industry.