Mini Lops Babies by Helena Cruz


marcy-ffxiv  asked:

35. If they could change one thing about themselves, what would it be?

Have you ever tried to be intimidating while also being short? It just doesn’t work! Not until you’ve done something that makes you feel a little gross. Nobody is going to take you seriously until you lop off someone’s hand for a whole lotta nothing. Being a tiny man is suffering.

So he’d make himself taller. He’s not even that short in a world where lalafell run free–but he’s short enough to be grumpy about it. Especially given the fact that he’s half-elezen. How’d that work out? He’d like to know.