*le queue pun*

Montparnasse isn’t a pun guy. At all. And dating Jehan means he has to endure les Amis’ constant pun-off with a great deal of eye-rolling and grunting.

Having Jehan, Joly, Bossuet and Grantaire in the same room is especially trying for his nerves because ace and bi puns keep dropping like it’s raining as though they’re having a huge team contest.

Until the day Jehan is making pancakes in the kitchen and Montparnasse is trying to settle his pretencious moka pot on the stove. Jehan warns him:

“Careful, the pan’s super hot.”

“I’ll have you know I’m the hottest pan in the room.”

Jehan’s face lights up like it’s Christmas day. Montparnasse is horrified.