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anonymous asked:

GoM, Hanamiya, accidentally witnessing their teenage daughter being slapped hard across the face by her boyfriend

Kuroko: He would appear next to the boyfriend’s shoulder instantly and escort him out brusquely with no invitation to return. His daughter would be his first concern.

Kise: The (ex) boyfriend would not leave until several hours later after Kise had beat him up and gave him a very angry lecture.

Midorima: He would insert himself in between his daughter and her boyfriend and just loom over the boy silently. He’d let the silence draw out for a very long time and block the only exit.

Aomine: He’s old enough to have the sense of mind to not fight violence with violence, but that doesn’t stop him from roughing the boy up a bit.

Murasakibara: After scaring the boy off, he pries open a pint of Ben & Jerry’s for his daughter to eat.

Akashi: He sits the boy down for a brief lecture on the repercussions of hurting a member of the Akashi family, which basically translates to “I will ruin your life for putting your hands on my daughter, so you should apologize now. I will still, however, ruin your life.”

Hanamiya: He seems calm and firm at first as he escorts the boy out, but it’s just for pretense’s sake. Suffice to say that the boy doesn’t escape without injuries.

anonymous asked:

First of all, great blog and amazing writing! Good luck with this :D As for my request: could you write something where Aomine has a crush on someone who's out of his league, and Momoi being an awesome wing(wo)man for him? ^^

Combining these two because they’re similar. Momoi as Aomine’s wingwoman is totally canon ok totes

“Dai-chan!” She complained. “Stop that fidgeting. It’s unattractive.”

“Shut up,” he growled. “I’m nervous alright. I don’t know what to do.” He watched as you walked down the hallway, tucking your hair behind your ear while keeping your eyes fixed on the novel in front of you. You weren’t the most beautiful girl in school but your personality drew everyone in and that made Aomine put you above everyone else. Being part of the student council definitely proved your responsibility – which is so not his forte – and you were one of the top students in class. He thought that you were amazing and sweet, not only because of your personality but because you were talented in many aspects as well, like how he was in basketball.

Momoi narrowed her eyes at him, “I’m helping you and you’re telling me to shut up.”

“I’m sorry,” he groaned, desperate to get her help. “I just… damn, I’ve never been through all this okay. It’s fucking terrible.”

“Just calm down,” she told him to breathe in and out, for him to relax. “______-chan!” She called out. Aomine who had calmed down slightly instantly tensed up again. You knew Momoi because she was in your class and she was one of your closest friends. You smiled, coming up to her, before your eyes darted to the guy next to her. He was huge for one thing and attractive for another. You knew Aomine Daiki, who didn’t really? Touou’s ace and he was part of the Generation of Miracles.

Momoi smirked at you, noticing you ogling him. You looked away blushing and said, “Good morning.”

“This is my friend, Dai-chan.” Aomine nudged her. “I mean, Aomine Daiki. He’s—“

“A basketball player, I’ve heard.” You smiled up at him. “Nice to meet you, Aomine-kun. I’m _______-chan.”

“I know,” he blurted out. Stupid. He mentally slapped himself. “I mean, Satsuki talks about you a lot so…” He cleared his throat awkwardly, trying to think of another conversation topic.

You felt your hope falter slightly. He called her by her first name, maybe they were dating like the rumors said. Forcing out a smile, you said, “Well, I should get to class.”

Aomine felt himself panic. He never panicked. Fuck. This was going horribly. “I’ve got a game,” he quickly said. “This Saturday. I mean, if you’re not busy, you know, I just thought that maybe you’d like to come. That is, if you want to, but you don’t have to.”

Momoi shook her head at her childhood’s friend lack of communication skills. “What he means to say is that he would really like it if you came to watch him play.” She wiggled her eyebrows at you suggestively and you blushed again.

Biting your lip, which drove Aomine crazy, you nodded. “Okay. I’m free. I’d love to watch.”

His eyes lit up immediately. “Really? That’s awesome then. Yeah. Um, I guess I’ll see you then.”

“Yeah,” you nodded with a small smile. “I’ll see you around, Aomine.” Momoi hooked her arm through yours and teased you as you mumbled for her to shut up. The two of you started heading to class, leaving Aomine alone.

When you looked back, Aomine was throwing his fist into the air as he jogged to class. You couldn’t help but grin.