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The 100 (as told by my friends who have never seen The 100)

tSo I asked a couple friends to identify characters from The 100, even though they’ve never seen the show and don’t know anything about it. 

“People underestimate her because she’s pretty, but she eventually proves herself to be a total badass.” 

“I’m getting a vampire vibe. Is this a show about vampires?”

“He falls in love with the main character. Probably the blonde girl, but I’m not sure.” 

“He looks kind of dumb, like he has no idea what’s going on. But he’s probably funny, so.” 

“She’s the bitchy popular girl that everyone learns to love.”

“She probably wears too much bronzer. And three push-up bras at once.”

“Ariana Grande. That’s all I have to say.”

“The quirky best friend who’s loyal to a fault.” 

“Totally gay for each other.”

“Are they stoners? They’re probably stoners.” 

“He’s the bad guy. Right?”

“That intense glare, though.”

“Ohhhh shit.”

“Can that one be me?”

“She’s the quiet one who hides in the forest and kills a lot of people.”

“She’s the chill emo one.”

“They’re somebody’s parents.” 

“They’re totally in the dark for like half the series. Then, when they find out what their vampire kids are up to, shit hits the fan.” 

“One of them dies. I’m calling it.”

“Hair game so strong.”

“The bad boy with a heart of gold.”

“The main love interest.” 

“He’s either a total calculating killer or a total sweetheart.”

“He looks shady. I wouldn’t trust him.”

I challenge everyone to do this. It’s hilarious. 

George R.R. Martin doesn’t understand why you care so much about spoilers

In a recent tirade about spoilers, the A Song Of Ice And Fire author said the following:

I read a lot of historical fiction, you know? I know who won the Civil War—it’s not a spoiler to me. But I can still enjoy Gettysburg, even though I know how the battle came out. I can still enjoy historical fiction about the Wars of the Roses, even though I know who won the Wars of the Roses. And for that matter, I still enjoy watching Citizen Kane every few years even though I know ‘Rosebud’ is the sled. So there—I just gave a terrible spoiler to all the people who haven’t seen Citizen Kane. Rosebud is the sled, but nonetheless, you should still watch Citizen Kane, because it’s incredible!

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