Mayyyy I have some headcanons (sfw, nsfw, or whatever works for you) for Kuroo, Oikawa, and Ushijima handling a s/o who hides her affections/emotions through sass and sarcasm (almost salvage level cause she easily gets embarrassed)?
Yes you mayyy ヾ(｡･ω･｡)
~ Admin Kay
Kuroo loves when you sass him, just because it gives him an outlet to sass back. He’ll often tease youwhen you’re out in public, just to see you blush.
not really a sensitive guy when it comes to being sassed, so when your
savagery increases so does his. It’ll get to the point where you guys
have a point system for who ended up the Sass Master
for the day.
Sometimes your sarcasm comes back to bite you in
the butt when you really want to show emotion or bring up how you are
feeling. It makes you unable to voice your thoughts seriously, but Kuroo
is an understanding guy, and he’ll wait until you know what you want to
(and one nsfw because of the “your sarcasm comes back to
bite you in the butt” gave me a great idea) Kuroo likes to be in
control during sex, so when you inevitably sass him, he will punish you by spanking
you and teasing what you want out of you. He won’t let you come until you are begging for release.
Oikawa deals with enough sass through both himself and his team, so he is used to it by now. Coming from you though, it makes him want to hear more. He’ll gladly be insulted if it means witnessing your savagery.
Ironically, paired with your sass, you don’t want to really hurt Oikawa, so when he pouts after a particularly biting remark, you immediately apologize. He was only teasing you though, nothing you say can really hurt him.
He loves seeing you embarrassed, but he loves seeing you put the team in their place even more. Sometimes he’ll bring you to practice, just to see you tear into their hides for trying to tease Oikawa about you. Even Kyotani knows to be nice to you.
Ushijima doesn’t mind when you get sarcastic. After all, he’s dealt with worse personality types *cough* Tendou *cough*. He handles you with all the patience of a saint.
That is not to say that he doesn’t get a little frustrated when he tries to be affectionate and talk seriously, but the captain gets what he wants eventually after realizing that your aggressive response to affection was not because something was wrong with him, but that you were too embarrassed.
When you’re alone, Ushijima likes to rile you up and embarrass you by being extra fluffy. You wouldn’t expect that from a stoic guy like him, but he honestly thinks your coping mechanisms are adorable, like an angry kitten to a large doberman. He goes along with whatever you say to him, not offended in the slightest.