“One year I was in L.A. with my buddies Kiv and Jorm and we were going to
some Halloween party in Silver Lake. We were super broke, all packed
into an apartment, and I had a bunch of crap in a box, like old clothes
from high school, so I decided to be the kid from your cabin at summer
camp who everyone hated. I had a green cotton turtleneck that was way
too big and baggy, billowy fleece pants, and Tevas with wool socks. We
went to this party and I walked in and no one knew it was a costume. I
tried to say hi to some girls and they looked at me like I had rabies.
Finally, at the end of the night, someone asked me what my costume was.
I told them, and they were like, ‘Oh, that’s incredible,’ and told all
their friends, but it was too late.”