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First Kick (Joker x Reader)

Originally posted by das-einsame-ruecken

@dibs-on-mikey requested: “Can I have a request with the joker please where you are pregnant and he takes you to the club (VIP lounge of course) because he wants to be with you at all times and when he’s with a client the baby starts to kick a lot and it gets really fluffy please ❤️❤️”

A/N: I’m sorry for this being so short D:

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Joker Imagine - Thunder


Anonymous said:will you write one where reader is deathly afraid of thunderstorms and the joker comforts her? thanks :)


Originally posted by breakthedisttance

Originally posted by hellish-b0y

Your P.O.V.

Ever since I was a kid and our house burnt down during a storm, I had been scared of thunder. Whenever I heard the sky roaring, I felt small and helpless again. We lost everything and I even lost my father. I hated the memory. The horror and shock turned into a trauma and I couldn’t remember details - luckily.

I was sitting in the living room, watching tv as the lights started flashing. It was raining in Gotham and I had a headache. They were all signs of thunder coming. It made me kinda nervous. J was drinking coffee next to me and reading the newspaper casually. It didn’t seem to bother him at all.

Suddenly the power went out and I saw a lighting flash. ‘’Fuck’’ I whimpered and snuggled closer to my boyfriend. He looked at me strangely. ‘’What’s up?’’ He asked me and put the paper down. I held onto his strong arm and tried to relax. I heard the thunder roaring outside and it just got worse. ‘’I’m scared’’ I whispered and shut my eyes. J realized that it was thundering and he remembered what I had told him before. He put the cup away as well and pulled me on his lap. 


‘’It’s okay baby girl, I gotcha’’ He reminded me while hugging me. I leaned against his body and wished that he could keep me safe. His scent made me feel like home and I just trusted him. Whenever I heard a lighting strike, I flinched. J was rubbing my back softly and rocking me on his lap. ‘’Everything’s okay baby..We can go out and shoot stuff when it’s over’’ He promised me. He knew that I liked my gun.

‘’I hope it ends quickly’’ I whispered while hiding my face in the crook of his neck. ‘’Mhh so do I’’ J mumbled softly. I tried to breathe normally as I controlled my fear.I wasn’t scared of many things, but thunderstorms were the worst. I hated them with all my heart. 

I didn’t know how long we were like this, but I calmed down. He rocked me so slowly, yet in a comforting way and it made me a little tired. J would keep me safe. I was sure of that. ‘’It sounds like it’s about to end’’ J broke the silence after we hadn’t heard any roaring from the sky. ‘’Let’s cuddle a little longer’’ I said quickly. J smiled and looked into my eyes. ‘’Fine by me baby’’ He chuckled and then pressed a kiss on my head. 

Nightmare (Fluff)

Don’t look back, just keep running.  I was sprinting as fast as I could but I knew it wasn’t fast enough.  I could hear them chasing after me, I didn’t even know who they were but it was clear they wanted me dead.  Seconds later I was on the ground feeling the cold metal of a gun pressed to the side of my head, my arms being bound behind my back.

“Please don’t kill me..” I whispered to the man in a mask.

“Too late.” He pulled the trigger.

You bolted upright, panting hard as you tried to catch your breath.  Immediately you felt J’s arms pull you against his chest.  You sat there with him gently rocking you back and forth as you reasoned through what was happening.

“Shh shh it was just a nightmare.” J whispered in your ear.

You slowly pulled away from him to look into his worried eyes, tears accumulating in yours.  You took another deep breath before replying, “I’m sorry I woke you up again, I don’t know why this keeps happening.”

For the past few weeks you had been having recurring nightmares and unfortunately you tended to act out your dreams, which included punching J awake on numerous occasions.

“It’s okay, you only kicked me in the balls once this time.” J joked trying to make light of the situation.  Even though you were awake and understood that it was all just a dream now, he still knew that it affected you.  The only way he was able to cope with real emotions was by trying to make you laugh.

You showed him a small smile, appreciating his effort before lying back down with a sigh.  The sheets were damp from your sweat and your skin was still sticky.

“Will you take a bath with me J?” You asked, feeling hopeful.

“Doll, it’s three in the morning.  I’ll shower with you in a few hours.” J grumbled before lying back down next to you.  He had just started to close his eyes again before he felt the bed shift and you stand up.

“I’ll be back in a bit then.” You said as you started to walk to the master bath.

“Y/N get back in bed!” J called after you but you entered the bathroom and closed the door behind you.  Seconds later you heard J growl in frustration and the door re-opened.

“Good choice.” You said with a wink as you turned on the bathtub faucets.  You both stripped out of your pajamas while you waited for the water to rise.  

“You get in first, I wanna make sure the water isn’t too hot.” You told J, giving him a cheeky smile.

“Yeah, kick me in the balls in your sleep, wake me up at three in the morning, force me to come bathe with you when I should be sleeping, and then tell me to get in the water first to see if I burn.  Perfect, doll.” J mumbled to himself as he stepped in the tub and sat down.

You rolled your eyes at his grumpiness.  He always got frustrated when he wasn’t getting the sleep that you knew he needed, but you also knew that you were worth it and he loved comforting you even if he wouldn’t admit it.  You stepped in the bath and sat between his legs, lying back against his chest.  His hands reached out of the water and started to stroke your arms and gently rub your shoulders.

Your eyes closed and he knew you were getting sleepy, “Don’t even think about falling asleep right now, Y/N.  If I have to be awake, so do you.” J said half joking half serious.  You opened your eyes and let out a small giggle.

“You better do something to keep me awake then.” You smirked.

J flashed his silver grin and you felt his hands roam over your body, cupping your breasts.  You immediately swatted him away, grabbing his hands and holding them in yours.

“Not like that.” You said, looking back to see J roll his eyes in disappointment.

“Well then what the fuck do you want?” He was getting more annoyed by the minute, but you always thought his late night tantrums were cute.

“Tell me a story.” You replied.  J wrinkled his nonexistent eyebrows, contemplating your request.

“Ok….” He thought for a moment before speaking again, “Once upon a time I was at the club doing some business when this total hot piece of ass came up to the VIP area….”

“J!” You shouted at him, “I don’t want to hear about your time with some whore at the club!”

“But doll it was so long ago and it doesn’t even have to do with me! Just listen,” J continued, “So it turns out she was fuckin’ around with not one, not two, but THREE of the boys! And-”

“J I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!” You exclaimed.

“Oh come on doll, it didn’t involve me and it was hilarious! You should’ve seen the looks on their faces when they realized-”

“JUST PLAY WITH MY HAIR AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH.” You cut him off and grabbed one of his hands, placing it on top of your head dramatically.

J just cackled, obviously amused by your jealousy, but he obliged and began running his fingers through your hair softly.  Your eyes shut once again at the delicate, soothing feeling and you settled your head in the crook of his neck.

“We’ve gotta get out of this tub if you’re gunna fall asleep princess.” J whispered, kissing the side of your head.

“Carry me.” You whispered back with a smirk, keeping your eyes shut.  You knew he was probably rolling his eyes but you felt him wrap his arms around you and pick you up before carrying you back to bed without drying off.  He placed you down gently on the silk sheets before getting in on his side and pulling you back against his warm, wet body.

“Go back to sleep now doll, I’ll see you when the sun is up.” J whispered in your hair as you were lulled back to sleep by the sound of his heartbeat and the safety of his arms. 

Imagine if Joker showed up to break Harley out of prison before Suicide Squad - and she didn’t recognize him and started to beat him up instead like she did with the other guards.
Or, imagine if he showed up while Griggs force-fed her or if he found her lying on the floor half-naked after hitting her head.
Daaamn, hell would break lose. They would have to identify Griggs through dental DNA because that’s the only thing that would be left of him when Joker was done with him.