*jesse x beca

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Not cool, bro.

So, I suppose this reveals a bit about me personally. However, it’s worth it and I was super stoked to get mentioned on BuzzFeed today with my thoughts on Jeese’s character. Chloe has always loved Beca just the way she is. #TeamBechloeFoLife

You know you're Jesse Swanson deprived when...
  • You’ve memorized every single one of his movements in Lollipop
  • You see him smile into the crowd at the beginning of the number and wish he was smiling at you
  • You’ve realize how attractive someone can be when they spin around in a crazy circle when you see him doing it in Lollipop
  • You see him do his proud little smile at the end of his number and think to yourself “That’s my baby!”
  • You see him handing out flyers and coming to Benji’s rescue and wish the scene was so much longer
  • You see him drop Beca off at her first day of work and are absolutely giddy when you see him reassure her and they kiss
  • You also hear him say, “Nothing’s gonna stop my girl!” and think “LET ME LOVE YOU!”
  • You squeal when you see him at the party and you squeal again when Beca sneaks up behind him and kisses him in greeting
  • You watch the party scene multiple times to see every single moment of his caught on film
  • You think his dorky dancing makes him even more attractive
  • You see him at the riff off and when he says, “I guess I gotta go” and Beca says, “No, why? Why?” you say #SAME
  • You rewatch the riff off scene a million times so you can see him in the background and pick up on anything you might have missed before
  • You almost want to kill Benji for getting the Trebles out first…right as Jesse was geting his groove on
  • You realize upon rewatching the riff off scene that he grins after Beca sings “Before he cheats” and he cheers when the Bellas and DSM are the last two groups standing
  • You wish you could make gifs so you could gif the above moments
  • You hear him call Beca, “Becs” and says, “Let’s go meet the Green Bay Packers” and think, “WHY DIDN’T THEY SHOW US MEETING THEM?”
  • You see the scene where Beca calls Jesse and you’re torn between going, “YAY HE’S THE FIRST PERSON SHE CALLS” and “WHY THE HELL AREN’T YOU ANSWERING YOUR PHONE SO I CAN SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE?”
  • You write fanfic to soothe your soul when we don’t see Jesse calling Beca back
  • You scream your head off and start clapping and barking like a seal when you see Jesse at Worlds
  • You wonder why he didn’t get to see Beca backstage
  • You go, “OMG HE IS SO PRECIOUS” when he says, “That’s my girl! BECAW!”
  • You see him cheering on the Bellas and Beca and think, “WHERE IS MY JESSE SWANSON AND WHY DID I SEE SO LITTLE OF HIM IN THIS MOVIE?”
  • You find yourself thinking about his deleted storyline and going “WHY? DEAR GOD WHY? WHAT DID I DO WRONG? WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?”
  • You find yourself constantly rewatching Pitch Perfect to give you your Jesse Swanson fix
  • You pull a Phoebe and “Lather, rinse, repeat as needed”
A Jesse Swanson/Jeca Appreciation Post (A.K.A. Jesse’s Inner Voice)

Since the movie was severely lacking in our favorite adorkable, golden-voiced dream guy (I’ve seen the movie twice now and I did still enjoy it even though I now knew about Jesse’s cut storyline but still I WANT MORE OF MY BABY), I’ve decided that this is in order (gifs are not mine):  

Look at me, I am adorable and I will serenade you and you will love me and we will be aca-awesome together.  

I actually really like you and I think you’re insanely pretty and I will like stacking cds because I’ll be stacking them with you.

Look at how passionate I am as I close my eyes while I sing…imagine the passion we could share together.

Okay I knew I liked her before but now…she’s perfect.

And even when you’re blurry you’re still the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.

I made her laugh! YES! THIS IS AWESOME!

Back off dude! Didn’t you notice that I was making progress here! I made her laugh!

But I would like you to be my girlfriend if…you know…if you want to.

This is the one thing that could crush my soul…no…no…I can’t help it. I still like her. I will fix this. I’ll give her a movie education and she will love movies and I will be a hero for life.

This one’s for you, Beca. Oh who am I kidding, every song I sing is for you.

Look, Beca, look at how sexy I am as I sing about sex.

Damn she can rap too? I’m in serious trouble here.

You’re amazing and you’re going to be fantastic music producer and I’m so lucky that you’re in my life.

She knows I tease because I care.

Observe my smooth moves, Beca. Don’t you find me attractive at all?

I can’t look at you anymore without my heart breaking. It hurts too much.

Did she just? Did she just sing what I think she sang?

SHE’S SINGING IT! SHE WATCHED IT AND SHE’S SINGING IT AND I AM FREAKING OUT. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS…SHE WANTS WHAT I WANT!

Of course I didn’t forget about you. I could NEVER forget about you.

This may be the best moment of my life. No wait, scratch that, this IS the best moment of my life.

My girl’s got this. There’s nothing she can’t handle.

YES! YES! YES! SHE IS SLAYING IT! GO, BECAW! THAT’S MY GIRL!

I never really got why the “you’re such a weirdo” was a thing in the pitch perfect fandom
then today I watched it in english and I got it
I was just so confused because in italian when jesse says “endings are the best part”, beca answers “you’re the best part” sooo I really wasn’t expecting the weirdo thing
but so cute anywayy!