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I’m not sure the world needed another Jily texting AU but I decided to make one anyways, so enjoy

Summary: James dropped his phone in the toilet, classic. It happens. After finding a new phone he tries to round up numbers and names to refresh his contacts. What he doesn’t expect is to receive a message from Lily Evans. What’s her motive? Who knows? Not James, not Peter, definitely not Sirius, but….maybe Remus. After all, texting is a tricky business…it’s never clear when things aren’t face to face.

Word Count: 2,250


Friday 9:02PM, James and Sirius

J: hey mate it’s prongs. finally got the new phone
S: lol about time..hey did you save the old shite one? we can have a memorial for it  😘
J: shut it you git. i only had that thing for a month. just text moony and pete for me and tell them to hurry up. i’ve already ordered pizza
S: i’ll be there in 10. remus’ll catch a ride from pete. i’m picking up ogden’s. paying now.
J: ok
J: wait…padfoot. heafiisdoj PADFOOT
S: ??
J: DS ASOD;I HUSDFYRRY HURRY!!!!!
S: ok ok i’m coming relax

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  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>You:</b> Alex James<p/><b>Me, an intellectual:</b> Phoebe, Io, Elara, Leda, Callisto, Sinope, 1980 S27, Janus, Dione, Portia - so many moons! Quiet in the sky at night. Hot in the Milky Way. Outside in...10 billion light years wide and time on either side and inside, outside, inside...Far out, far out. Vega, Capella, Hader, Rigel and Barnard's Star (Sun, sun!) Antares, Aldebaran, Altair, Wolf 359, Betelgeuse (Sun, sun!) Sun, sun, sun! Quiet in the sky at night. Hot in the Milky Way. Outside in...10 billion light years wide and time on either side and I got inside, outside, inside...Far out, far out. Always, always out there. Always, always, always out there. Always. I spy in the night sky, don't I? I spy in the night sky, don't I? I spy in the night sky, don't I? I spy in the night sky, don't I? Sun, sun, sun! Quiet in the sky at night. Quick in the Milky Way. Outside in...10 billion light years wide and time on either side and inside, outside, inside... Far out, far out. 10 billion light years wide and time on either side and inside, outside, inside...Far out.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

Principle: So why were you three trying to steal phones during lunch time?

Me: … PREPARE FOR TROUBLE

Friend: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

Me: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION

Friend: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR NATION

Me: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE

Friend: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE

Me: JESSIE

Friend: JAMES

Me: TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT 

Friend: SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT

Smol friend: MEOWTH THAT’S RIGHT 

Principle: *GASP* IT’S TEAM ROCKET

Me: why are they even asking Austin about game play?? like why would they care about that freak-

Austin: Sometimes I feel like (Natalie) has a better pulse on the game than James

Me: