*jabel

My friend's reaction to Malec
  • Magnus: "WHO are YOU?"
  • Friend: OMG NO
  • Magnus: "Hi I'm Magnus" *heart eyes*
  • Friend: I don't understand why they always have to put a gay guy in every show.
  • Alec: *smiles*
  • Friend: ...two gay guys?
  • Magnus: "Normally I LOVE a dirty lair, but this one is just SLOPPY."
  • Friend: Alec has no idea what's happening
  • Magnus: "Pretty boy, get your team ready"
  • Friend: Really. Pretty boy. REALLY.
  • Magnus: "Shadowhunter" *snaps for Jace*
  • Friend: Jace is "Shadowhunter" and Alec is "Pretty boy" loll
  • Magnus: "Michelangelo was GREAT in bed, I might add."
  • Friend: Oh God, leave Alec alone
  • The Squad: *gathers around the pentagram*
  • Friend: Oh of course Magnus stands next to Alec so they can hold hands omg this guy
  • Alec and Magnus: *bond causes a strong magnetic pulse to run through their interlocked hands*
  • Friend: WAIT what does THAT mean OMG
  • Alec: "The demon deceived me!"
  • Friend: What's the big deal with Alec's memory, Jace is his Parabatai, of course they love each other.
  • Magnus: "You have nothing to be ashamed of, Alec."
  • Friend: Wait what is he implying?
  • Episode four: *ENDS*
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend: Okay, so I'm not into the whole gay thing, but Alec deserves someone prettier than Magnus
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Me: dear lord help me