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TELL ME YOUR HEADCANONS ABOUT LANNISTER ART PATRONAGE

Okay I had started to write this earlier today but then I realized I was nearly doing a complete writeup of this class on the history of art patronage in Italy in the 15th and 16th century that I took for my bachelor’s, and while I personally think it’s a fun subject it *can* get a little meandering so… this is the short version (which is telling, lol).

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Rwby season finale summary

*ahem*

JAUNE GOD DAMNIT IF YOU HAD JUST WATCHED THE GODDAMN DOOR

FUCKING FUCK ARKOS IS A THING GOD SHIT FUCKING DAMNIT

THE KISS LOOKED GOOD TBH. NICE AND SMOOTH. VERY WELL ANIMATED.

LOL GET IN THE LOCKER SCRUB

OH GOD BEES ANGST

WOAH WHITEROSE DEVELOPMENT

SUN’S ANGRY ABS ARE DISSAPOINTED IN YOUR DECISION TO LEAVE YOUR TEAM

CINDER IS USING CHEAT CODES GDI

SHOT TO THE HEART–AND CINDERS TO BLAME

PYRRUBYS SHIP HAS BEEN DESINIGRATED. MUCH LIKE PYRRHA.

RUBY ENTERED THE AVATAR STATE

YANG ONCE AGAIN. WILL NEVER FINGER A LADY.

PAPA TAIYANG CONFIRMED PUPPY DAD

RUBY HAS SPECIAL EYES(*INSERT 1800CONTACTS JOKE HERE*)

YANG IS LITTERALY DONE WITH EVERYTHING. SHE DESERVES THE MOST LOVE.

BLAKE WHERE YOU AT BABE??

PAPA SCHNEE CONFIRMED TO BE GEOFF RAMSEY AGE 86

RUBY IS A LEADER AGAIN

QROW CONFIRMED BIRD DAD. ER. UNCLE.

SALEM WHO TF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DESTOYING OUR LESBIAN SHIPS????

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ME DAYDREAMING ABOUT A PREQUEL

  • Wet recruit Harry in the first underwater test amirite or amirite (insert Mr. Darcy joke here)
  • Percival getting a black eye from Harry for messing up his entomology stuff (“jfc Harry they’re just BUGS”)
  • Merlin turning up for training one day in a kilt. Nobody bats an eyelid
  • Gazelle origins story. How did she meet Valentine? Was it love first or business first? What happened to her legs? How did she get so fuckin badass whaaaaa (I wish it was a bit more like in the comic, maybe a failed recruit that didn’t make it into Kingsman, I know that can’t possibly work in the story but wouldn’t that be fuckin awesome)
  • Everybody “borrowing” Merlin’s stuff and pissing him off
  • Harry not yet being able to tie a Windsor knot for shit
  • Merlin coming up with the idea for the Rainmaker, then all the other agents slowly ruining it by adding on what they think are essential gadgets (“it disnae even look like a brolly anymore”)
  • Harry pinning up his first front page from ‘The Sun’, taking a step back and looking at it on the wall, smiling to himself, with Mr. Pickle in his arms
  • Harry’s first taste of guilt when, after a successful honey pot mission, the mark is later murdered for giving up the information that Harry extracted

Harry is still alive
Gazelle is still alive
Mr. Pickle is still alive

ourposeandsavior replied to your post “NOOOOOOO RED THAT LAST GIFSET YOU REBLOGGED IS TOO MUCH FOR ME THE WAY POSEY MOVES HIS HAND AWAY FROM DYLAN’S MOUTH WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING THE WAY DYLAN LEANS HIS CHEEK AGAINST POSEY’S HAND I’M HAVING A SERIOUS SITUATION H E L P”

I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT POSEY WAS DOING WITH HIS HAND THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE THESE ARE NOT CASUAL TOUCHES YOU ARE TOUCHING A VERY EROGENOUS ZONE OF YOUR FRIEND DYLAN HERE AND DYLAN DOES WHAT? HE NUZZLES AGAINST IT PLS HELP ME

LOOK AT THESE OVER AFFECTIONATE LITTLE SHITS THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME GOD. GOD. DO YOU EVER JUST LIE IN BED AWAKE AT NIGHT AND THINK ABOUT HOW THEY LIVED TOGETHER FOR LIKE A YEAR. AND HOW COMFORTABLE THEY ARE IN EACH OTHER’S SPACE. JUST CASUALLY LEANING AGAINST EACH OTHER. CASUALLY HOLDING HANDS. 

ALL PRESSED UP AGAINST EACH OTHER WITH DYLAN LOOKING LIKE TYLER LIGHTS UP HIS WORLD AND TYLER’S FACE ALL SOFT AND AFFECTIONATE GOD

ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF DECORUM THEY’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERVIEW AND TYLER SEES A FLUFF. ON DYLAN’S NOSE. AND HE MUST GRAB IT. AND DYLAN JUST STAYS UTTERLY STILL AND TRUSTING WHILE EVERYONE LOOKS ON IN DISBELIEF TRYING NOT TO CRY FROM THE AMOUNT OF CUTE

THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLD S2G. NOBODY EXISTS FOR DYLAN EXCEPT TYLER. NOBODY EXISTS FOR TYLER EXCEPT DYLAN. THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER

THE GIF IS FREEZING BUT U CAN WATCH THE MOMENT HERE OR THE GIFSET HERE AND WITNESS HOW SOFT-EYED TYLER GETS WHEN HE’S MOVING FORWARD TO KISS DYLAN AND MAYBE CRY IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN ROOM

LOOK. LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS HOW THEY FIGHT. GENTLY SLAPPING EACH OTHER’S HANDS. I CAN’T EVEN CALL THIS SLAPPING. LOOK AT THESE RIDICULOUS ASSHOLES. SO HAPPY TO BE TOUCHING EACH OTHER PLEASE LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE

DO U THINK THEY PRACTICE DANCING TOGETHER. JUST START SHAKING THEIR BUTTS IN EACH OTHER’S FACE. EGG EACH OTHER ON. “YEAH BRO SHAKE THAT ASS” HAHA DO U SHITS THINK THIS IS A GAME

DYLAN PERFORMING A STRANGE MATING RITUAL TO SEDUCE TYLER. 

JUST GRABBING EACH OTHER AND STARING DEEP INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG

[INSERT INAPPROPRIATE DICK JOKE HERE]

THIS WAS FROM THE FIRST SEASON GUYS. THE FIRST SEASON. THEY ALREADY LOVED EACH OTHER SO MUCH “ATTACKING DYLAN WITH HUGS AND KISSES" LOOK AT DYLAN’S DELIGHTED OPEN-MOUTHED LAUGH [LAUGHING TURNS TO SOBBING]

LOOK AT TYLER’S LITTLE SMILE HE’S JUST SO HAPPY WITH DYLAN ALL WRAPPED AROUND HIM COMPARING THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO THAT OF A MARRIED COUPLE gOD GOD GOD

AND ALSO THIS ENTIRE VIDEO I INVITE YOU TO TRY AND IMAGINE POSEY’S THOUGHT PROCESS HERE. "DYLAN IS TOUCHING HIS NECK. I SHOULD TOUCH HIS NECK. I WILL TOUCH HIS NECK.” AND THEN HOW OFFENDED HE IS WHEN DYLAN SCARES HIM AND HOW HE WHIPS OUT THE PAPER FROM DYLAN’S HAND TRYING TO BE AFFRONTED BUT HE CAN’T. HE CAN’T EVEN PRETEND TO BE MAD. YOU CAN SEE HIS DELIGHT BECAUSE HE LOVES DYLAN. DYLAN IS SO CLEVER DYLAN IS A LANDSHARK AND HE LOVES HIM

OH AND THEN THERE WAS THIS TERRIBLE AWFUL NO GOOD THING WHERE THEY BASICALLY READ LOVE FAN LETTERS AND COMPLIMENTED EACH OTHER AND POSEY PUT HIS HAND ON DYLAN’S SHOULDER AND DYLAN REACHES UP TO HOLD IT AND FROM A GREAT DISTANCE YOU COULD HEAR THE DISCONSOLATE WAILING OF A THOUSAND FANS

DID U THINK WE WERE DONE HAHAHAHA NO I PRESENT TO YOU THIS MOTHERFUCKING GIFSET 

NO BOUNDARIES. I SPY A POSEY NIPPLE? I TOUCH THE POSEY NIPPLE. OH DID I HURT YOU?? I’M SO SORRY I LOVE YOU I’LL KISS IT BETTER LATER BRO <333

THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST GIF IN THE HISTORY OF GIFS AND IT COMES FROM THE WORST VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF VIDEOS DON’T BE JEALOUS DYLAN WE ALL KNOW POSEY LOVES YOU MORE THAN PIZZA AND WEED AND PUPPIES COMBINED PROBABLY

OKAY WE’RE GONNA WRAP THIS UP BECAUSE I DON’T THINK MY FRAGILE HEART CAN TAKE MUCH MORE IN CONCLUSION I DIRECT YOU TO THIS GIFSET

now cry.