*insert eye joke here*

Rwby season finale summary

*ahem*

JAUNE GOD DAMNIT IF YOU HAD JUST WATCHED THE GODDAMN DOOR

FUCKING FUCK ARKOS IS A THING GOD SHIT FUCKING DAMNIT

THE KISS LOOKED GOOD TBH. NICE AND SMOOTH. VERY WELL ANIMATED.

LOL GET IN THE LOCKER SCRUB

OH GOD BEES ANGST

WOAH WHITEROSE DEVELOPMENT

SUN’S ANGRY ABS ARE DISSAPOINTED IN YOUR DECISION TO LEAVE YOUR TEAM

CINDER IS USING CHEAT CODES GDI

SHOT TO THE HEART–AND CINDERS TO BLAME

PYRRUBYS SHIP HAS BEEN DESINIGRATED. MUCH LIKE PYRRHA.

RUBY ENTERED THE AVATAR STATE

YANG ONCE AGAIN. WILL NEVER FINGER A LADY.

PAPA TAIYANG CONFIRMED PUPPY DAD

RUBY HAS SPECIAL EYES(*INSERT 1800CONTACTS JOKE HERE*)

YANG IS LITTERALY DONE WITH EVERYTHING. SHE DESERVES THE MOST LOVE.

BLAKE WHERE YOU AT BABE??

PAPA SCHNEE CONFIRMED TO BE GEOFF RAMSEY AGE 86

RUBY IS A LEADER AGAIN

QROW CONFIRMED BIRD DAD. ER. UNCLE.

SALEM WHO TF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DESTOYING OUR LESBIAN SHIPS????

Tune in next volume for more reactions!

I’ve been tagged by @scienceoftheidiot some great while ago XD

1- Name/Nicknames?
My real name is that of one of Shakespeare’s most well-known lady characters (and it’s amazing how many people think I never heard corny jokes about my name ever before *insert eye roll here*). Though around these parts (okay, Tumblr), I’ve picked up the nickname Susie (I wonder why…)

2- Height?
5′5″

3- Hogwarts House?
Slytherin

4- Last Thing Googled?
Logo for an alcohol brand as I’m making signs for drink specials at the bar.

5- A fictional character I’d like as a sibling?
I’d like to have Tina Belcher as a younger sister because she reminds me so much of a younger me that I’d like to encourage. 

6- How many blankets do I sleep with?
Usually at least two with the addition of several more in the winter…provided we’re having an actual winter. 

7- Favourite artist/band?
Oh that’s nearly impossible to choose.  Even a top ten list is tricky because it tends to shift a bit with my mood. 

8- How many blogs do I follow?
100…not by design, but the Virgo in me is delighted by that. 

9- What do I usually post about?
RIPPER STREET…..writing, books, The X-Files, film/horror, occasional other general things about life/the things I’m working/slightly vague things about my work, and more RIPPER STREET.

10- Do you get asks regularly?
Not usually, but always feel free to have at it.

11- What’s your Aesthetic?
Eternally busy writer/media maker who seeks solace/relaxation in staring at pictures of the Ripper cast on Tumblr. Also, loves cats.

12- Tag 20 followers
I’ll be super low pressure and invite anyone who has done this to have at it. 

ME DAYDREAMING ABOUT A PREQUEL

  • Wet recruit Harry in the first underwater test amirite or amirite (insert Mr. Darcy joke here)
  • Percival getting a black eye from Harry for messing up his entomology stuff (“jfc Harry they’re just BUGS”)
  • Merlin turning up for training one day in a kilt. Nobody bats an eyelid
  • Gazelle origins story. How did she meet Valentine? Was it love first or business first? What happened to her legs? How did she get so fuckin badass whaaaaa (I wish it was a bit more like in the comic, maybe a failed recruit that didn’t make it into Kingsman, I know that can’t possibly work in the story but wouldn’t that be fuckin awesome)
  • Everybody “borrowing” Merlin’s stuff and pissing him off
  • Harry not yet being able to tie a Windsor knot for shit
  • Merlin coming up with the idea for the Rainmaker, then all the other agents slowly ruining it by adding on what they think are essential gadgets (“it disnae even look like a brolly anymore”)
  • Harry pinning up his first front page from ‘The Sun’, taking a step back and looking at it on the wall, smiling to himself, with Mr. Pickle in his arms
  • Harry’s first taste of guilt when, after a successful honey pot mission, the mark is later murdered for giving up the information that Harry extracted

Harry is still alive
Gazelle is still alive
Mr. Pickle is still alive