*i know this is crap but i so don't care

the signs as Rick and Morty quotes
  • Aries: I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant, the rest is annoying garbage!
  • Taurus: Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the Shit Store and sell it, or put it in a Shit Museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
  • Gemini: Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
  • Cancer: Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
  • Leo: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing.
  • Virgo: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
  • Libra: Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
  • Scorpio: I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior. If I were you I wouldn't pull that thread.
  • Sagittarius: You gotta flip 'em off, I told them it means "peace among worlds", how hilarious is that!
  • Capricorn: Don't waste your brain on those weirdos... They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful, and then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
  • Aquarius: Okay, well...sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.
  • Pisces: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?
Black Butler fandom...
  • Before chapter 128: Fucking brat Ciel better get what he deserves,that way he'll learn to treat his friends better!
  • After chapter 128: This poor baby,look at him!I know why he is so cold,so that they don't get hurt because of him!I know he's caring!
  • Tsunade: How did your mission go?
  • Kakashi: If I tell you now, does that mean I still have to do a mission report?
  • Tsunade: Don't ask stupid questions. Of course you still need to fill out a report.
  • Kakashi: In that case… you'll know in the next couple days.
  • Tsunade: *rolling her eyes*: That report better not be a one line summary either. None of this 'we laid down the law' crap either.
  • Kakashi: I thought that one was rather clever,
  • Tsunade: Your brand of clever is not appreciated on official reports. A full report, Kakashi, or I'll assign an ANBU guard to stand over your shoulder while you write it.
  • Kakashi: Seeing as I know most of the ANBU guards, I could just talk them into writing it for me.
  • Tsunade: I don't care, just so long as I have that report on my desk, with proper mission related detail, in two days.
  • Kakashi: *sighing*: Fine… But only because you didn't beam me in the head with a paperweight.
  • Tsunade: Sorry, I threw the last one at Genma earlier today.

yardnoc3103  asked:

So Valentine's Day I had people asking about my plans and crap. Normally I ignore it, but one lady and her husband kept pestering me and demanded I tell them what I was getting my girlfriend. As a single male this was pissing me off because why do they care and they don't know me at all. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "I plan on buying him some lube." The look on their faces PRICELESS HORROR Walked away going "I shouldn't have asked, I shouldn't have asked." Didn't get in trouble

Livestream : Crankgameplays X Reader

A/N = authors note Y/N = your name Y/N/N = your nickname
Request : No
Warnings : Fluff
Fandom : Ethan Nestor X Reader
Gender : Female

Today is our charity stream for this month, I’m sitting on the couch next to Ethan and mark. “ you guys ready for another 12 hours?” Mark asked, “yup let’s do this!” I said excited, I love doing the charity streams with the team. Ethan smiled at how excited I was to be doing this, “can’t wait!” Ethan said still smiling. “Guy’s we already started” Tyler said giggling, “we know! We aren’t stupid!” Mark replied. Ethan puts his arm around my shoulder, everyone looked at us. “What?” I asked, “nothing” Mark replied smiling. “OK guys let get on with this!” Tyler said chuckling. “OK ok fine! Welcome to (this month)’s charity live stream! We are raising money for St. Judes children hospital! The link to donate is below. So please, donate our goal is $20,000” Mark stated so Tyler did not need complain anymore.

After awhile mark decided to start playing SpongeBob, me and Ethan looking through twitter in our streams tag, and Tyler was watching Mark. I saw some really good fanart of me and Ethan and I showed it to Ethan, he smiled at it and kissed me on the cheek and kept looking through the tag. “SHI…..ns, that’s what I was going to say shins” Mark said as he he fell off the platform in the game, we all looked at him confused. “Are we doing the swear jar thing again?” I asked, “yes! We literally discussed this before we started streaming!” Mark almost yelled. “We didn’t discuss it! You said it and we weren’t listening” said Tyler, “ very true” Ethan said agreeing.

We said that if we reached the goal, I would dye my hair (fav color). we reached the goal 5 hours in. “Go dye your hair (Y/N)” Tyler said, he was even excited to see my hair dyed. “Ya lets go ill do your hair for you babe!” Ethan jumped up, he was the most excited. We walked to the bathroom and he did my hair then went back out to sit on the couch. I washed out my hair and dried it, then went and sat on the couch. “Wow it looks amazing!” Mark said admiring my hair, “Ya eth did a great job” I replied and smiled at Mark. “It looks great, good job Ethan” Tyler said. “Thanks I think I did pretty good” Ethan said all proud, I turn so I’m looking at Ethan, “You did amazing babe” I said with a big smile plastered onto my face.

It was time to look and show off some amazing fan art with our live audience. “Girls come and sit behind the couch” Mark said and motioned behind him. Amy and Katheryn came and sat behind the 4 of us. “Oh that one!” Ethan pointed at one with Chica in it, Mark pulled it up on screen and it was Chica and all of us at the park. “I like that one” I said, it was amazing what people could do! Mark later pulled up one that was of me, Ethan and Chica. “Aw that ones cute” Amy said, “Ya the best part is my Chica” Mark replied, me and Ethan gave him a dirty look. After we went through all of the art, we decided to keep playing SpongeBob.

Every 30 minutes we would skype some of the people who donated. They were all so sweet. We heard just about everything, “You all are so amazing” “You and Ethan are really cute together” “You guys saved so manys lives” “Mark and Amy, you guys are so cute together”. I honestly don't care for all the attention, that’s Ethan’s thing.

A/N : Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed! I’m sorry I didn’t know how to end this, so that’s why the end is crap sorry. I’m slowly working on getting better with fluff. Don’t forget to follow and send me requests so more fanfics can get out. Love you all bye!

Doctor Strange... basically SPOILERS
  • Stephen: I am such an intelligent neurosurgeon, and Nick sucks... LOL, hey Christine, bet you wanna go out with me
  • Christine: No thanks
  • Stephen: Whatevs, I'm gonna drive about 120 k per hour, what's the worst that can happen xD?
  • __________
  • Stephen: Crap
  • Christine: Don't worry, I'm here for you
  • Stephen: Screw that, I wanna have my hands back
  • All the doctors: LOL you're not
  • Stephen: I'm so sad and desperate, what should I do? Oh I know! Take it all out with the only person that cares about me... LEAVE ME ALONE CHRISTINE, YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO ME
  • Christine: Fine...
  • __________
  • Stephen: .....I think I screwed up
  • Pangborn: You should totally go to Karma Taj
  • Stephen: I literally just met you and this is crazy but...sure why not?
  • __________
  • Mordo: Don't say anything stupid
  • Stephen: Okay
  • The Ancient one: Hello Mr Strange
  • Stephen: It's "doctor" and this is stupid
  • Mordo: *facepalm*
  • Stephen: I can't do magic!
  • The Ancient one: I have an idea! I'm gonna leave you to freeze in Everest, let's see if you can return LMAO
  • Mordo: I'm starting to question your teaching techniques ._.
  • _________
  • Wong: Here are some books
  • Stephen: I think I'm gonna check out the forbidden one, Beyoncé
  • Wong: You are not funny
  • _________
  • Stephen: What's that necklace and this spell supposed to do? Meh what's the worst that can happen?
  • __________
  • Kaecilius: Hey there Mister...
  • Stephen: IT'S DOCTOR -.-
  • Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
  • Stephen: -_________-
  • ____________
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is life
  • Stephen: The ancient one is against him
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is the answer
  • Stephen: WILL YOU STOP?
  • Kaecilius: Lol, I was just distracting you
  • *Stephen gets stabbed*
  • Christine: WHAT?!
  • ___________
  • Mordo: Cool cape man
  • The Ancient One: You will be defend New York, Master Strange
  • Stephen: Heck no Ancinet one, I just killed a guy,AND FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S FREAKING DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE, plus you are evil too...
  • Mordo: Wait what?.....
  • __________
  • Stephen: CHRISTINE
  • Christine: Oh my gosh ._.
  • __________
  • Ancient one: I did do bad stuff but for a good reason
  • Stephen: Who am I to judge?
  • Stephen: Listen we have to keep fighting, okay? Hong Kong is our last hope
  • ........
  • *Everything is destroyed*
  • Stephen: I think my motivational speech did take too long
  • Mordo: We are doomed
  • Stephen: Don't worry I'll sacrifice myself for eternity... DORMAMMU I've come to bargain
  • Dormammu: No, you die
  • Stephen: Nope
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: YES
  • Stephen: NO
  • Dormammu: Oh my gosh please stop, I'll destroy Kaecilius myself and not attack earth
  • Wong: You saved my lfe!! I'm gonna laugh at your jokes now :3
  • Stephen: Oh c'mon Mordo, I literally saved the planet
  • Mordo: B*** I'm out

anonymous asked:

Hi flock! 1. Damn your gif game is strong. *bows down* and the 2nd thing...I think, what did old man call her?, skipper? has already arrived in SA today. She was online at 1pm today and followed an actress who is shooting another show in CT (Troy: Fall of a City). Noticed it because I follow Bella Dayne and she followed MM back. OR it was total coincidence but what are the chances with her... or maybe they aren't in SA atm because it's easter week. I mean I don't know their schedule so...

Hi, boo! I’d bet my favorite pair of period panties and an IOU for a fuck to give that the visit has nothing to do with another production. I saw something about a marathon that may or may not be in the mix, but I didn’t look that closely because I have crap to accomplish today. (LIES. I just don’t care.) 

Holidays and dropping in on family events is An A++ way to put a spotlight on the shit you’re trying to sell and a while ago, my DeLorean brand crystal ball apparently barfed out a prediction that an Easter visit would be in order. 

I just hope that since they’re all on location and away from home that our two STRICTLY PLANOTIC BFFs and Third Wheel Skipper have a nice holiday meal together because if everything is as they say it is that shouldn’t be weird at all. May their Easter table be as friendly and full of familiarity and love as that table at the BAFTAs.

Oh, wait…

Originally posted by awkwardnarnia

I must have tripped and fallen into a vat of asshole again.

the signs after a breakup
  • Aries: keeping themselves busy with little tasks but dying inside
  • Taurus: eat ice cream, sleep, wake up, cry, repeat
  • Gemini: plotting their death, will never get over it
  • Cancer: "lmao i don't even care i just wanna know why she would hurt me like that i loved her so much i trusted her with everything oH GOD WHYYYY" *breaks into tears*
  • Leo: is already with someone else
  • Virgo: wears black, posts depressing stuff on social media
  • Libra: "it's fine, i get it" doesn't get it and is a total mess
  • Scorpio: "I HATE YOU" the next day: "bby pls i want u back"
  • Sagittarius: enjoys being single because life is short and all that happy sag crap
  • Capricorn: does various analytical tests to see why they broke up with them but eventually just breaks down and cries
  • Aquarius: gets really angry and spreads hate about their ex
  • Pisces: is sad and cries for like, months

anonymous asked:

ALLIE CAN U BELIEVE YOUR ICONIC HQ DRAWING IS !! FUCKING !! ICONIC !! JUST LIKE YOU AND YOUR PERSONALITY OKAY FFS IM ALREADY EMOTIONAL I'M GONNA START CRYING IF I TYPE OUT HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.. CRAP. lajsdl i don't even make proper sentences anymore when i'm messaging you can u believe it's gonna be our 7 month anniversary soon? As always, keep a lookout my angel, you never know what i might spring onto you one fine day <3 I LOVE YOU AND WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU TAKE CARE -your Jiminnie

❤❤❤ GAAAAH my personality?????? man kpop fandom has been stressing me out lately so slowly assimilating back into animu has been such a good stress reliever i used to be so free, interpreting the characters, ships and AUs.. so thankyou for feeling the same nostalgia i do for my active haikyuu days jiminnie :’)

anonymous asked:

Am I the only one who- while I like the Shinoa squad- is getting so tired of everyone's drama that I'm at the point of, " You know what? Run away with Mika, Yuu. Leave everyone else's crap behind and leave with the one person who cares about you and live your lives out in a way that you two can be happy. Just go." Like, don't get me wrong, I still like the Shinoa squad well enough, but I'm just getting to the point of being done with them right now and where this all seems to be heading.

Well you’re not the only one but let’s just hope for the best expecting the worst

I’m fucking angry!
I’m angry at this SL, I’m angry at this break up. I’m angry that the witch hasn’t taken any responsibility, I’m angry that ED keeps trying to make her out to be a saint when she definitely is not. I’m angry that Adam will suddenly become best mate of the year while trying to shut Robert out. I’m angry that Vic is so baby obsessed she can’t see her own brother falling apart until it happens, (it’s like she cares more about the woman who played a massive part in breaking her brother and best mate up more than anything else just because it’s a baby.) I’m angry at the lack of interest Diane has in Robert. I’m angry that as soon as Chas and Liv return, they’ll be on Robert’s back and treating him like shit (which will probably result in the rest of the Dingle’s getting involved) I’m angry that Paddy will probably jump on the band wagon as well. (I wouldn’t of minded so much had they been there when it first came out.) I’m angry that Robert will most probably get kicked out of the mill when Aaron returns. I’m angry that no one is questioning the paternity of this baby. (Apart from Robert. Which was probably a fly away comment to never be mentioned again.) I’m angry that the witch has clearly been trying to get Robert From the second she stepped off that helicopter, (what were her words? “I didn’t think you’d be quite so taken.” Or something along those lines.) I’m angry that ED continually shove the witch in scenes with Robert (at this point, it’s almost like it’s just for laughs, it’s that ridiculous!) I’m fucking angry at Emmerdale for throwing this shit storm of a SL in our faces when they could of chosen a much better route to go down. I’m angry that Robert doesn’t ever seem to get his own SL. (Seriously, he deserves more than anyone to have a centric SL.) I’m angry that I can’t see a reunion happening anytime soon. I’m angry that I’m in so deep I couldn’t give Robron up If I tried. All in all I’m fucking angry (basically anytime I think of this crap) because of a cheap, overused SL that never ever should of even made it on paper in the first place.

  • May: *helps Daisy up*
  • literally 2 seconds later
  • Mama May: That was suicidal and stupid!
  • Me: Draaaag her! Little chickadee done fucked up.
  • *bunch of crap later*
  • May: I know what you're doing. Trying to distance yourself from everyone else so they don't drown in your wake? I invented that move. It doesn't work for one simple reason. Phil Coulson. -- He didn't give up on me and he won't give up on you.
  • Petty Daisy: I never wanted that.
  • Mama May: Mmm-mmm, no. You don't get to choose who cares about you.
  • Me: I love it. I love everything about this. Bring her back Mama May.

anonymous asked:

Girl you need mental help but you can't leave naruto can you you are too invested in it shockholm syndrome SMH I say this because I really do feel sorry for you to get over Naruto read berserk gantz Tokyo ghoul and shingeki no kyoujin start reading seinen manga and stop obsessed over sometime you don't like and never did can't be healthy we'll bye and good luck sincerely a Hinata fan that care

Why’re you so obsessed with my blog and me? wait, cos I hate hinata and you can’t handle it lol. If you read my blog, you should already know I do read berserk and snk. But I don’t see why I should stop hating on naruto just because I’ve read better manga. They actually deepened my hatred of naruto. Such overrated piece of crap which is just an overwritten self insert fantasy imbued with nationalism everywhere. 

I know you really want anti to disappear. You might say “get over it” “read other series”, but you don’t actually care what people read outside naruto, you just want negativity to disappear. I want the naruto fandom to disappear as much as you want anti to disappear, but neither is gonna happen. I think it’s you who need to get over it, and stop telling people how to run their blogs, or whom to or not to hate. I think you’re the one who need help, you’re so upset by what other people say about a fictional character. I didn’t call you names, but you called me names, so you’re clearly really upset. Like I’ve said other characters’ fanbase are more chilled than yours.


I’d like to post about my family and my life, but because I’m a heterosexual, cisgender, white girl, I apparently don’t exist according to most of the tumblr posts I’ve seen. >.> Seriously, guys. There’s “equality” and then there’s “immaturity”. Moving over to the other side of the scale is NOT what those that originally fought for your rights wanted. I have no idea if people are joking or if they’re serious when I see posts saying “You can only like [popular thing everyone likes] if you’re gay” and I actually feel a little bit hurt when cis girls are completely cut out of the “girls are [something positive]” posts. Girls are already fighting for positive representation and appreciation and respect, we really don’t need YOU GUYS invalidating us, too!

It’s okay to be cisgender. It’s okay to be heterosexual. It’s okay to be WHITE. And I’m sick and tired of tumblr spreading posts that say otherwise. I’m tired of being indirectly insulted by people making posts like this.

At least put a “heterophobia” or “cisphobia” tag on your posts so I can block them and live my life in peace. I’m tired of feeling like I’m worthless and hated just because I’m white, cisgender, and heterosexual.

And before you send me “Well, this is what we deal with”, I ALREADY KNOW THAT. But tipping the scale all the way the other direction is NOT equality. It is, and I don’t care if you laugh, “reverse racism”.

Stick your “down with cis” crap up where the sun doesn’t reach. I don’t care if you’re joking in these posts, it STILL HURTS.


Noiz x Usagimodoki, prolly a print for EOY 2014.

Shit about me that you probs don't need to know

Just so y'all get to know me a bit better

  • I’m female.
  • I don’t really care what pronouns y'all address me with. But I’m just gonna say that I’m female. Because I am.
  • I’m 15 and will be 16 on September 11th
  • My name is Alyssa. That’s all I’m saying about that. Please don’t call me Alyssa though. Mai, Maiatan, or Maia is just fine with me.
  • I have a fursona with the name Maiatan Fallan. I’ll post her one day. She doesn’t actually represent me much because I made her to spite myself. Love her tho.
  • I do draw traditionally. But I lost my sketchbook. I haven’t had it for over 3-4 months and I’m getting worried.
  • I am actually fine with nsfw, even if I have to draw or write it, I’m just most likely not going to post it unless asked to do so. Or if I’m like… super compelled to do so.
  • My life is literally Mianite, Rick and Morty, and Archer. That’s it I think. Pretty sure. Mainly Mianite though.
  • I listen to Starset, Halsey, Les friction, Disturbed, and Five Finger Death Punch. Disturbed and FFDP not as much but I still like them :3
  • I’m about 5'4".
  • I LOVE reptiles and cats and just… UGH!! Love em.
  • I used to own a snake named Zebulon and a bearded dragon named Wizard.
  • I used to own two tarantulas. One of them since I was four or five.
  • I love spiders, but I have pretty bad arachnophobia. Which is weird but ya know whatevs.
  • I’m so lonely omg. I don’t mind if people want to talk to me. Ask me something on my blog, or stalk me on messenger or skype or something.
  • I have so many side blogs because tumblr won’t let me delete them. Seriously I’m using the right password and it has a ton of errors. Like plz I don’t want these.
  • I only use one of my many blogs. It is this blog.
  • you can find my old art on my main blog. I don’t recommend looking at it because it’s so cringeworthy.
  • I’m a natural blonde (yay…) but I dyed my hair a while ago to a silvery-purple. It was just supposed to be silver but the lady decided to put blue, purple, and black in it. It looked cool tho.
  • I plan on dying my hair red and gold for Dianite.
  • I’m on mobile and I get so triggered when people complain about being unable to put photos on text posts on mobile. Like holy shit look it up it’s called HTML. just do this:
    (just without the square brackets)
  • I type so fast that my friends make fun of me ;3;
  • I also reply very quickly if no one has noticed. If I don’t reply quick enough I usually feel bad so I usually try replying almost immediately. That might seem weird to y'all so I’m sorry ;3;
  • I’m Demi-panromatic. What a combo!
  • I don’t mind the idea of having more than one partner, but I’ve never dated anyone before and it probably won’t happen for a while. All of my best friends are probs not interested in me or are just straight af so that sucks ass but ya know it’s fine.
  • I don’t actually require a romantic/sexual relationship with someone, but having friends is nice and good enough for me as long as it’s a mutual and platonic love.
  • Most of my art isn’t actually posted because I’m not proud of it lol but it’s okay because is weird shit and y'all probs don’t wanna see it.
  • I draw some weird shit yo. You don’t want to see it. Unless you do then I’ll post it. But you most likely don’t want to.
  • I’ve made a Mianite ask blog for the gods, but it’s not ready yet. I’ll mention it if it’s ready.

Lol I’m just gonna stop here. I keep having brain farts and going on another subject then going back to the previous ones.

most of this info is probs completely useless and no one will most likely not wanna know it but you do now.


Y'know I just love the majority of the males of our species….. I fucking go to Walmart because I had to get stuff (crap my mother wanted) and a group of teenage guys are hollering “hey” or “hey cutie” or something that sounded like “hey baby girl come here” and I’m so pissed off I hate most guys… all because I’m showing a bit of skin they feel like they get to holler crap…