*i facepalm so hard*

Couple on the Match Game

Question: What is your best quality?

Gryffindor: My best quality is my good looks and charm! *wink*

Ravenclaw: *Holds up “vanity”*

Ravenclaw: … I don’t have a best quality. All my qualities are the same, it just depends on the situation in which I choose to use them. One does not outshine the others…

Gryffindor: *holds up “complicated answer”*

Gryffindor: Love you!

* * *

Question: If you could go anywhere, where would it be?

Slytherin: Back to bed… To sleep…

Hufflepuff: *Holds up “Not enough sleep, Bed”*

Hufflepuff: I’d go wherever she wants to go! I don’t care, as long as I’m with her!

Slytherin: *Holds up “To bed”*

Hufflepuff: Well, you’re not wrong. Hahaha!

* * *

Question: What would be your perfect date?

Gryffindor: Me taking him on a night out on the town! Start with dinner then see where the night takes us!

Ravenclaw: *Holds up “Dinner and then something active”*

Ravenclaw: There is no amount of caffeine to be able to keep up with you…

Gryffindor: I know, but you love me anyway!

Ravenclaw: We’ll go with that!

Ravenclaw: Brunch where I can get a Bloody Mary, because whatever we do after is going to be too crazy for me to do sober.

Gryffindor: *Holds up “Brunch and whatever I want to do!”*

Gryffindor: Well, he’s not wrong. Last time it was skydiving…

Ravenclaw: And the time before that it was jet skiing, and before that it was rock climbing, and the time before that was paragliding. And I’ll keep going to do wild and crazy things, because you enjoy them as much as I enjoy reading up on them.

Gryffindor: I’ll take it! Love you too!

* * *

Question: What is the craziest thing you’ve done?

Slytherin: Not say “I love you” on our first date…

Hufflepuff: *tears up and holds up “go on our first date”*

Slytherin: Huh, you’re cute and I love you.

Hufflepuff: Make her try something she is allergic too…

Slytherin: *holds up “Food allergies suck”*

Slytherin: In all fairness, neither of us knew I was allergic to strawberries.

Hufflepuff: The EMTs thought it was berry funny…

Slytherin: *facepalm* I love you so hard right now!

Lol it’s not even 8th yet over here but whatever! This is my drawing for the awesome @jubesy for the @emimikeweek! I’m pretty sure Tumblr (and my phone camera) killed the quality so…sorry about that ^^’

Anyways, again thank you so much for organizing this and I hope you like the drawing!! Coloring this was honestly so much fun, although trying to make it beta fish-like was painful, but hey! It…works! I think! And btw, I plan on doing Emil’s part on the prompt too, just gotta finish the design :‘3

Happy emimikeweek everyone and happy (early) birthday Emil!!

Ask 4-year-old Menma
  • Sakura: Menma, what's your dad's name?
  • Menma: Dad.
  • Sakura: I mean the other name.
  • Menma: Dobe.
  • Sakura: ...is there a more affectionate name your other dad calls him
  • Menma: Yep. Usuratonkachi.
  • Sakura: *sweatdrops* Well you're not wrong...but does the name Naruto ring a bell?
  • Menma: No.
  • Sakura: No?
  • Menma: Oh I get it. Aunt Sakura, you mean 'NARRRRUUUUTTTOOOO', don't you?
  • Sakura: *facepalms so hard* (I should have guessed)
Escape Plan//Theo Raeken

Oh my God! I thought this was in the queue and posted! I figured it had flopped and when I looked in my drafts I facepalmed so hard! I’m so sorry! Plus it’s also kinda short so I feel even worse 😖

Characters: Scott McCall, Malia Tate, Stiles Stilinski, Theo Raeken, Reader.

Originally posted by asplittingoffrerard

“He’s downright dangerous, Y/N! You can’t have anything to do with him.” Scott looks you in the eye.

You sigh. “He’s not dangerous with me. Trust me okay?” You look up at him and he shrugs.

“Okay. Fine, I guess. Can you promise me you’ll be safe?”

“Scott, I was born a werewolf, I can protect myself.”

That was the last conversation you’d had with the pack before being taken by Theo. He was using you as bait to draw everyone to him.

“You don’t have to do this.” You look up at him. You weren’t even tied up, just locked in a room.

“I know. But, you’re the only one the whole pack would come for.” He smiles at you.

“You’re being awfully nice for someone who’s kidnapped me.” You look down at your lap.

“I’m nice to you. It’s what I do.”

The pack bursts in the door, Scott rushing for Theo. He grips his neck, lifting him up.

“Easy, Scott.” He chokes out. Malia and Stiles rush you out of the room, taking you out to his Jeep.

“We’re taking you home. You need to pack.” Stiles says as Malia helps you up into the backseat.

“How long was I gone?” You lay back.

He blows air out of his mouth. “About two weeks.”

“Jesus Christ, it took you two weeks to find me? Nice to know that I matter.”

“Theo sent us a text on your phone pretending it was you. He said your parents took you on vacation. Malia saw your mom at the grocery store and we pieced it together.”

“Theo disappeared into thin air too, it wasn’t really hard to find you, we just had to trace your phones.” Malia smiles.

“Hey, why do I need to pack?” You lean forward.

“You’re leaving town. We talked to your parents about it already. You’re going to go stay in Arizona for awhile.”

“So I don’t get a say in this?”

“Not really, no.” Malia shrugs.

“Theo’s too dangerous. We told you before, but now more than ever. You need to stay away from him.”

“Arizona? Are you freaking kidding me?” You slam your head back against the headrest.

“Hey! Easy on the seats?” He looks at you through the rear view mirror. “We’ve got you set up with another pack. You’ll be safe.” He adds.

“I want to stay here. I want to live my life with my family and friends. Not an unfamiliar pack in Arizona.” You groan.

“It’ll only be a month or two, Y/N. Tops.”

It’s been six months. You call each day asking if you can come back. You’re walking towards your apartment when a familiar smell washes over you. You stop in your tracks, your senses somewhat overwhelmed.

“Theo?” You look around.

“How’d you know?” He approaches you from behind. You turn and look at him, he looks filthy. “Where’ve you been, Y/N?”

You’re speechless. “I uh..mean…here? I have to go.” You remember all of the things Scott told you about him being dangerous and you slowly back away.

He grabs your arm. “Hey…can we talk? I’ll make it quick. Here’s the rundown.” He doesn’t give you a chance to answer. “They killed me, decided they needed me, brought me back to life. I helped, I’m a new man by the way, and now I’m here to see you.” He gives you a toothy grin.

“Me?” You raise an eyebrow.

“Yep. You. You’ve always been my favorite.”

“Favorite?”

“You really don’t know anything about this, do you?”

“About what?” He raises his hand on your arm as you talk.

“Stop asking questions. It’s cute.” He smiles. “I have a major crush on you. I know crush sounds juvenile but I do. I actually think I love you.”

“You stopped me in front of a convenience store to tell me you might love me?”

He nods in response.

“I’ll take it.” You smile and he kisses you, his lips fitting perfectly into yours. Like you were meant for each other. He runs a hand through your hair as he pulls away. “Let’s get you packed up and home to Beacon Hills.”

Wow...

What a useless episode that was lol I was hoping to know Charioce’s plan and how Nina would respond to it but all they gave me was that cringe-worthy balcony scene and Nina ruining everything to save her man. Oh how much I wanted Favaro to just shoot both of them and end the show right there.

I’m dropping this please call me when they bring Amira-

Nah nope on second thought leave Amira out of this mess.

tygermama  asked:

according to Legends canon, Han Solo grew up on a smuggling ship run by a guy named Shrike who made him pickpocket for food, etc. BUT can you imagine if instead of Shrike, it was Hondo who found Han? (like, as soon as they all get on the Falcon and the doors close, Han opens his arms wide and yells 'KENOBI!' and Obi Wan facepalms so hard he knocks himself out?)

I love and support any version of the story where Hermit Kenobi meets up with Hondo again. Period. He’d be SO peeved.

anonymous asked:

For jerejean prompts, how about "like, what if I *do* love you? *nervous laughter*" And something else, have you ever imagined jerejean with kids? I sure haven't, but it makes for an interesting concept, no?

lol this became super cheesy and fluffy :D hope you like it nonnie

BOIII I NEED JEREJEAN WITH KIDS

PROMPT ME THAT SHIT PLEASE

GIVE ME IDEAS

no but seriously guys, prompt me aftg stuff. Andreil, Jerejean or any other pairing or brotp or ot3 or whatever will be written. Smut, too.


It starts out as a joke. 

“I know, you love me.”, Jeremy grins when he brings Jean chicken noodle soup from the store when he’s ill. 
Jean chokes on the soup and gives his best effort to glare at Jeremy, but Jeremy just laughs and put another pack of tissues onto Jean’s nightstand. 

-

“I hate you.”, Jean growls when he’s on the court on all fours, panting heavily after running through all the drills without a pause because he complained about Trojan drills being too easy one too many times. “Nah, you love me.”, Jeremy teases and sticks out his hand to help him up. “Come on, Hulk. Let’s get you some water.” 

-

“He loves me.”, Jeremy slurrs and giggles, “…looooooooves me, Alvarez, I tell you.” He hooks his arm around Jean’s shoulder and Jean holds him up, patting his chest. Alvarez chuckles and looks at Jean with a mix of amusement and concern. “Maybe you should bring him to bed.” Jean agrees and ends up carrying a very excited and happy-drunk Jeremy back to their dorm, fireman style.

-

It goes on like that for months. The jokes stop weirding Jean out. He also doesn’t flinch anymore when someone comes close to him and doesn’t startle when someone laughs. He learns that it’s alright to eat candy from time to time, or have hobbies and things for himself.

He learns about softness again. Soft shirts, soft pillows, soft touches, soft words. 

He gets a therapy dog. His name is Teddy, he’s a golden lab and he sleeps in bed with him. Jeremy and Teddy get along perfectly and Jeremy feeds Teddy chicken when he thinks Jean doesn’t see. 

Jeremy is so present, and he’s like a warm whirlwind in Jean’s life, all smiles and friendly words and encouragements. 

He helps Jean with his english assignment. He lends Jean his Harry Potter-books and makes him watch the Lord of the Rings movies (Jean loves them). He sometimes brings Jean stuff from the store, with “I thought you might like it” as a reason. He lets Jean sleep with his head on his shoulder when they’re waiting for their flight. He runs his fingers through Jean’s hair to help him fall asleep after a nightmare. 

-

“Did you walk Teddy already?”, Jean asks one evening when he comes home from a particularly long class and the lab is fast asleep in his bed while Jeremy is brooding over an assignment at his desk. 

Jeremy looks up and flashes him a lopsided smile. “Yeah.”

“…thank you.”, Jean says after a moment of quiet, a bit taken aback by Jeremy’s never-ending kindness. 

“Don’t worry, I know you love me.” Jeremy flashes him another smile an turns back to his assignment.

Jean stands in the doorway, looking from Teddy to Jeremy and back, and then, before he can lose his courage, says: “What if I do love you?” 

Jeremy turns around so quickly in his chair that he almost falls over, and looks at him with wide eyes. 

A stupid, nervous laughter makes its way up Jean’s throat, and that makes Jeremy’s expression go from surprised to a big, happy smile. 

“You idiot! I’ve been trying to flirt with you for ages!” The smile turns into laughter and Jean can’t help but laugh, too.

“Really? I never noticed! I just thought you were being nice!”

Jeremy facepalms and laughs so hard that his shoulders start shaking. “I told you I liked your abs once!”

“I thought that was just… I don’t know, sportsmanship!” Jean drops his bag and is bold enough to take two steps towards Jeremy and reach out to take his hand a little insecurely. Jeremy meets him halfway.

Jeremy is still laughing but now he looks up at Jean, fingers curling into his. “Well… I’m glad we talked about it, then.” 

“Yeah, me too.”, Jean says, and then they just stand there for a moment, still chuckling and holding hands.

anonymous asked:

"Yuuri had to disagree, transfiguration had always been his forte and charms had never come naturally to him." Pretty sure my forehead has a red mark on it from how fast I facepalmed. Poor Viktor he's trying so hard.

Viktor is currently despairing over the fact that even his smooth/cheesy (depending on whether you ask Chris or not) pickup lines are still not working  

I’m such a dumbass.

I watched The Mentalist - about a man who used to pretend to have psychic abilities to con others - from the day the pilot aired and I was so thrilled when we “met” his deceased daughter, Charlotte Ann Jane, in the season five episode Devil’s Cherry. I even remarked on how pretty and fitting the name sounded to me.

That episode aired in 2012. And I’m just now realizing that her name was Charlotte Ann because it sounds like “charlatan” - or “a person falsely claiming to have a special knowledge or skill - a fraud.”