*hw

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“The hair thing is so emotional for me. About a year ago, I called my colorist and was like, “I’m going through so much emotionally. I need a reset. I need you to bleach my hair.” This has been really important for me, as a 27- and 28-year-old, to show myself every morning when I get up that I’m not someone who is going to live in the past. When it’s time for Neon Hayley to come back to life, she will. But right now, this is me.”

Fi in some Zelda games be like...

SS: Oh. Yep. You’re the one. Come on! YOU GOT TO WIELD THE MY PHYSICAL FORM LETS GO!

OoT: Wait! You have the Spirit of the Hero BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT you’re like ten so…FREEZE FRAME! GOTTA STAY IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION FOR SEVEN YEARS TO TOUCH THE MASTER SWORD, BITCH!

TP: You’re a wolf?!?!? HOLD ON *burns the twilight away* Alright boi, come wield the Master Sword. You’re badass enough!

WW: WHOA. WHOA……..WHOA! YOU’RE LIKE TWELVE?!?!?! Ah, fuck it. COME ON BOI! IT’S TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE! But first you gotta get all of my power back so get cracking!

BotW: Um…excuse you? You better have thirteen hearts in that chest cavity of yours or else your life force is fucking mine. ALL OF IT!

BONUS

HW: Here you go. Also I will personally help slaughter your enemies by the art of DANCE!