each episode gets gayer and gayer, until the gayness expands to fill the whole show and eventually the entire thing is just artsy shots of will and hannibal fucking
but the progression is so gradual that no one notices. one day, seasons later, a new nbc intern mentions ‘that gay murder porno.’ executives blink in shock, woken from their reverie. “is that what it is?” they ask, astounded. “I knew that show was odd but… when did it turn into this?”
bryan fuller laughs from his mountain stronghold, knowing that the wait has payed off. he has beaten the censorship of media through slow, painstaking brainwashing. hannigram is canon, and no one can stop it now.