hannibal prediction

each episode gets gayer and gayer, until the gayness expands to fill the whole show and eventually the entire thing is just artsy shots of will and hannibal fucking

but the progression is so gradual that no one notices. one day, seasons later, a new nbc intern mentions ‘that gay murder porno.’ executives blink in shock, woken from their reverie. “is that what it is?” they ask, astounded. “I knew that show was odd but… when did it turn into this?”

bryan fuller laughs from his mountain stronghold, knowing that the wait has payed off. he has beaten the censorship of media through slow, painstaking brainwashing. hannigram is canon, and no one can stop it now.

  • last week on Hannibal: Will's subconscious tells him to go back to Hannibal. Hannibal sends Will a valentine and stalks him through a church.
  • this week on Hannibal: Will says he's most himself when he's with Hannibal. Bedelia thinks they act like they're falling in love.
  • next week on Hannibal: Will's friends team up and tell him not to forgive Hannibal. Will probably doesn't listen.