*hides-boner*

anonymous asked:

Tonight we are gonna get an ep of robron glaring at each other for half an hour (◕‿◕✿)

Yes. Confirmed by Duncan. 30 straight minutes of a glare off between Aaron and Robert as they try to hide their boners.

anonymous asked:

What if Karkat is really scare of the water and Dave is trying to teach him how to swim and Karkat is cling on Dave like his life dependent on it. Dave is loving it but is like trying to hide boner now.

yeah ive talked abt this hc before, that lowbloods have these deep primal fear of the water bc thats where the seadwellers are, so karkat would want nothing to do w swimming

But imagine you and Luke have just started dating and you haven’t slept together yet and you are teasing Luke in public and you don’t even know you are doing it but he is slowly getting worked up and tiny beads of sweat are glistening on his head as he tries to shift his legs and hide his boner and you stroke his thigh and hear him whimper slightly and you look at him in confusion. And he tries to brush it off as a cough but all he can think about is what’s underneath your clothes and you get up to go home and he just sort of sits there awkwardly and says “you go. I’ll catch up.” And you realise what is happening so you go and wait outside for him and when he comes out you let him walk you home but when he kisses you you deepen the kiss and whisper softly “do you want to come inside?” And he replies with a breathy “yes” but inside his head all he can think about is how he is going to devour every inch of you with his tongue

anonymous asked:

Axis and Allies trying to hide a boner in public.

Allies:

  • America - He would want to find the closest bathroom to, ahem, take care of the problem. He didn’t care if he was in public, and didn’t mind jacking off in a public bathroom, just as long as he got rid of it before his s/o took notice.
  • England - He would try to ignore it as best he could, but if he were wearing revealing pants, he would want to find a place to sit immediately  and hope the problem will go away. If it doesn’t, he would have to take care of it the same way America would, but as a last resort.
  • Russia - He simply wouldn’t care. Russia had always been the type to dismiss anyone’s opinions and snide comments - this was no different. If his s/o caught onto his situation, he would ask if they wanted to relieve him. They would think he was joking, but does Russia ever joke?
  • China - He would be extremely embarrassed and would want to know what in the world triggered such a faux pas. He would try to hide it as best he could, and could even get creative like hiding behind his s/o purse or sitting at an angle that obscured everything from view.
  • France - Like Russia, he would embrace his manhood. He wouldn’t try to hide it, per say, but he wouldn’t let his s/o take a peak unless they agreed to help him. He would turn it into a sexual thing, public or not, and he just might have the finesse to persuade his lover.

 Axis:

  • Germany - He would blame his s/o for turning him on so badly, though it wouldn’t be their fault at all. He would ignore it after that, but every once in a while, his s/o would catch him shifting uncomfortably and adjusting himself.
  • Italy - He would freak out, not knowing what to do. His boner would be the result of seeing something particularly sexy in public, and wouldn’t go down for hours. He would be extremely uncomfortable, heated, and would just want relief, though he wouldn’t dare step foot in the public bathrooms.
  • Japan - He would be the most embarrassed country. He would want to crawl under a rock for losing his self control. Why did it have to happen in public of all places? He didn’t get horny a lot, but when he did, it was a rush of emotion, an urge that couldn’t be ignored, so he’d go to the bathroom and finish himself off, but not without feeling a tinge of embarrassed guilt after.

anonymous asked:

Free market? Unions fought for overtime pay in the 30's. You think a corporation is going to willingly pay someone extra money for working more?! Haha!! American libertarians don't hide their boners for corporations, it's funny.

her der voluntary association and cooperation isnt dah free market because socialism is cool guys. You are fucking moron if you some how think Unions, guilds, and co ops arent part of the market. 

anonymous asked:

DONT TRY TO HIDE THAT LADY BONER YOUR GETTING FOR PREGO SPIDEY, I'VE SEEN YOUR PAST POSTS! :)

Too bad the art and concept are fucking stupid.  Oh and the costume is stupid too.

lyriumslion asked:

Your eyes are the brown of blowing up buildings and whenever i look at them I am suddenly struck by the urge to draw my sword and behead you. I call this color apostate-killer brown and it must be one of my least favorite in all the spectrum, right up there with abomination-red.

How would your muse describe my muse’s eyes?  ;; Accepting


 “ Now normally I might be off put by such a thing but coming from you it’s just silly. “

anonymous asked:

YES YES YES like they are jsut sitting on the couch or something and brendon has his shirt off so his wings are out and spencer carfully touches one and brendon shivers a bit but spencer doestn see and he strokes it and brendon gets still and spencer just "sorry" and brendon stretches it out for him to have better access and crosses his legs to try and hide his boner

yes and spencer is all “sorry, i didn’t know you didn’t like it” but brendon just shakes his head and tells spencer that it’s okay for him to touch and like brendon knows he probably shouldn’t let spencer do it because brendon’s wings are so sensitive and it turns him on so much, but he also really likes having spencer touch him and so he sits there and tries not to tense up and he bites his lip to not make any noise while spencer carefully strokes his wings