There have been a few people who message me about how they are uncomfortable with my usage of women of color to represent Hermione. I normally ignore these messages but they keep rolling in and to that i say IGNORE MY BLOG. UNFOLLOW ME. I DON’T NEED TO HEAR HOW A BLACK HERMIONE OFFENDS YOU.
Zevran being fed night after night by the Warden, slowly expanding his appetite as their relationship. Often they end the night under the covers with it being very obvious which side belongs to Zevran due to the swell of his belly. He rubs it often unconsciously in his sleep as tents over his belly (along with another tent as well). Occasionally the Warden wakes up when he feels a draft thanks to the gap in the blanket thanks to Zevran's belly growing and falling.
Then one day, Zevran gets a new assignment. “This one might be difficult my love” and disappears for an evening they were due to share in their feeding session. Disappointed, the Warden goes to sleep. He wakes up several hours later when the door slams open and a staggering Zevran comes in. His belly is bigger than it’s ever been with him trying to hold it in between his legs as he uses the door opening as a support.
“URRRRPP Forgive my intrusion Mi Amor. That really hit the spot…*hic*” Zevran steps into the light to reveal a belly bigger than ever before that shakes and wiggles on his own. He waddles over and collapses on the bed. “Though I may have overdone it…hrk” The Warden gets up and helps Zevran remove his clothes. Straddling Zevran, he grinds against his moving belly as he uses his hands to massage the digesting gut. There was no rest that night.
.. and you see that light? That glowy anglerfish light? That’s the appeal of being friends with @askbloatedbellyblog. Lures you in with their good nature and friendly demeanor and then BAM. HERE COMES THE REMORSELESS SLAUGHTER. Killed you using what you love MOST. LIKE.. LIKETHIS
Instinct wants me to say Raging Heat, which is absolutely not true but I really just love the scene where they’re stuck in the car and Rook can’t get his seatbelt unbuckled while the water floods in and he thinks he’s gonna die and tells Nikki he loves her. Her response is “Fuck you, you are not dying.” and it cracks me up every single time, so I always think of that scene because it might be my favorite in the whole series.
But, honestly, it might be High Heat. I say that with the knowledge that its the most recent one, and therefore the freshest one in my mind, but I thought it had a great mix of drama, humor (Rook being handcuffed to the radiator and singing “Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen”), sexiness (Nikki convincing him they’re gonna have sex in her office and then handcuffing him to said radiator to keep him out of trouble), and heart (Nikki coming to terms with how she’s still grieving her mother and how solving the case didn’t fix her life).
I really liked that we didn’t dwell on just one murder case, that there were different balls being juggled in the air in a way that I don’t think they’ve been since maybe Frozen Heat. And that book would probably be the other favorite that I would name if I had to pick, it or Heat Wave.
because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.
So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???
Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”
I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)
It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman.
A couple that wanted to live sustainably
in Stockholm had to figure out a way to
survive without heat because the winter
temperatures average below freezing.
They solved their problem by building a
greenhouse around their home, which
keeps them warm and allows them to
grow foods that normally wouldn’t
survive Swedish winters. Source