*hc meme

anonymous asked:

Damian Wayne hc meme

Headcanon A: realistic

Damian loves video games. He insists it’s because they help his hand-eye coordination, which is probably true, but it’s also because he’s a stressed-out thirteen year old who just needs to escape sometimes. His current project is his Breath of the Wild file.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Because Tim quotes vines left and right, Dami finally took it upon himself to watch a few vine compilations on YouTube, just to figure out what the heck Tim was going on about.

He was up until 3am.

The next evening Tim dropped a bag of chips and Damian, without thinking about it, looked up from his tablet and said, deadpan: “hurricane tortilla”.

Tim screamed.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Damian Wayne misses his mom. 

Some nights he can’t sleep because he misses her so bad.

He knows now that the things she did to him when he was small were wrong. But he still secretly wishes his parents could just…be happy together.

It’s gotten worse since he started spending time with Jon, especially if he stays at their house for breakfast or lunch or dinner. Seeing Lois and Clark together and so happy…makes him wonder. He wonders what it would be like if Talia had come to stay at the manor too. If they were all together.

He just…misses his mom.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own

Bruce once walked into the living room to find Damian in tears on the floor. At first he feared the worst, until he realized his youngest was…laughing?

Turns out Snapchat filters work on Ace in the right light, so he and Jon were sending photos of Ace and Krypto to each other, with all sorts of bizarre effects applied over the patient animals’ faces.

Jon was really surprised when he got a video, not of Ace, but of a slow zoom on Bruce himself, his mouth on his otherwise serious face comically large, Damian giggling in the background.

-send me characters for headcanons!-

  • “Ronan kissed me,” […] “I also kissed him.”
  • […]
  • Everything Ronan had ever said about Adam reconstructed in Gansey’s mind.

(a few days earlier)

Ronan: I’m so fucking in love with Adam Parrish.

Gansey: huh, lol, aren’t we all

Ronan: *puts fist through wall*

taako and lup start new memes every cycle. magnus loves it, but always uses them incorrectly. merle and davenport always somehow catch on like a year later. barry doesn’t quite get it but he loves both of the twins so he tries. lucretia claims to hate them, but one day taako saw her investigating a small species of invertebrate and heard her whisper “oh, worm?” and absolutely lost his shit.

Eddie and Richie: We’re not dating!!

The losers club: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

50 oddly specific headcanon asks.

Send me a number! (some slightly nsfw) || specify muse if needed

  1. How does your muse feel about seafood?
  2. What is their favorite piece of technology?
  3. When did they lose their virginity?
  4. Was their anything their parents pushed them to do? (e.g. sports, theatre, band)
  5. Describe your muse’s worst nightmare.
  6. What is a deal-breaker when it comes to dating someone?
  7. What was the most embarrassing moment in your muse’s life?
  8. What keeps your muse up at night?
  9. What chronic illnesses does your muse have, if any?
  10. Does your muse get carsick?
  11. Does your muse wear glasses/contacts?
  12. What are some warning signs that your muse is getting depressed? 
  13. What is your muse’s favorite candy?
  14. Does your muse have a “victory song” and if so, what is it?
  15. Who do they tend to bicker with the most?
  16. Has your muse ever been hospitalized or institutionalized? 
  17. Does your muse pray, whether it be to a god or some other force?
  18. Has your muse ever lived in poverty?
  19. Do they have any distinct voice mannerisms? (e.g. saying ‘like’ or ‘um’ a lot, stutters) 
  20. Where are your muse’s ancestors from? Do they keep any of their traditions?
  21. When did your muse learn about sex?
  22. What is your muse most thankful for?
  23. What shoe size is your muse?
  24. Does your muse hate their middle name? \ What is it?
  25. How many hours a day do they spend on the internet/watching TV?
  26. Does your muse have any trophies?
  27. If your muse was given the opportunity to go sky diving, would they?
  28. What is the most common lie your muse tells themselves?
  29. Has your muse ever had a pet? If so, what type?
  30. Who was your muse’s first kiss?
  31. What is your muse’s first memory?
  32. How does your muse feel about crocs?
  33. What are your muse’s biggest pet peeves?
  34. What was your muse’s happiest birthday?
  35. Does your muse cross their legs/ankles when they sit?
  36. What simple task is your muse surprisingly bad at?
  37. Did your muse ever own a Tamagatchi?
  38. What was your muses’s first job?
  39. Does your muse usually go for truth or dare?
  40. Has your muse ever been to a concert?
  41. What is your muse’s favorite holiday?
  42. Does your muse reply to scary chain emails/messages?
  43. Describe the first person your muse remembers losing.
  44. Would your muse ever roleplay?
  45. What is your muse’s Hogwarts house?
  46. What is your muse’s first thought upon waking up?
  47. Name a song your muse can sing every word to. 
  48. Who would your muse sacrifice themselves for, if anybody?
  49. How long is your muse’s penis? || What bra size is your muse?
  50. If your muse could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
Spell a character's name in my askbox and I'll tell you my headcanons...

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

B: Do they have any allergies?

C: Can they swim well?

D: How they react to being flirted with?

E: How are they with children?

F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?

G: How do they flirt?

H: What is their deadly sin?

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

J: What’s their sense of humour like?

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?

L: What is their favourite board game?

M: What is their favourite dessert?

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

P: How do they handle money?

Q: Are they patient?

R: What are their hands like?

S: How stealthy are they?

T: Where are they ticklish?

U: What’s their voice like?

V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?

W: Can they dance?

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

Z: How do they sleep?


Because Akira Kurusu is not canon name.

send my muse one of the following...

☾ - sleep headcanon
★ - sad headcanon
☆ - happy headcanon
☠ - angry/violent headcanon
✿ - Sex headcanon
■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
♡ - romantic headcanon
♥ - family headcanon
☮ - friendship headcanon
♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon
☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon
▼ - childhood headcanon
∇ -. old age/aging headcanon
♒ - cooking/food headcanon
☼ - appearance headcanon
ൠ - random headcanon
◉ - Any other question of your choosing

The RFA as vine quotes

Yoosung: *reads* “apply to the head and roll on” *puts condom over head* MOM HELP MEEEE

Zen: “love yourself. I may look like a burned chicken nugget, but I still love myself.”


Jaehee: “hey I’m lesbian”. “I thought you were American

Jumin: *running* “…Daddy?” “DO I LOOK LIKE-?”

Rika: “I brought you frankincense” “thank you” “ I brought you Myrrh” “thank you” “mur-dur” “ huhJUDAS NO

V: “every time you yell at your kids just put a coin in your ‘no yelling sock’ and soon enough you’ll have a weapon to beat-“

Saeran: welcome to bible study’s we’re all children of jesus. *sees girl snort cocaine* KUMBAYA MY LORD

anonymous asked:

what do you think happened when alec stayed at magnus' loft to 'help treat luke's wounds'? what did they talk about all night?

Oh man, if I could demand one thing from the sh creators, it would be to go back and give us this scene. I’m still devastated that they had Alec spend an entire goddamn night at Magnus’s apartment and not give us a single damn detail about it. Because that’s such an important night for them??? Yes, they had done a tiny bit of (very one-sided) flirting, and Alec had vaguely accepted a non-specific version of the date Magnus offered on the phone in the previous ep, but that’s it. That’s really not much. This was their first big scene. Just the two of them, for an entire night, with no implied physical intimacy whatsoever (since they definitely would have told us about that). Just two men who barely know each other, having a couple of drinks.

It’s so unbelievably important in the grand scheme of their story. Because at some point, Magnus Bane goes from ‘this boy’s cute maybe I can make out with him at some point’ to Ghost!Ragnor telling him to crash the wedding because it’s a chance for Magnus to finally feel love again. At some point, Magnus feels enough of a connection with Alec to consider really giving him a chance, after a century alone, and after all of the emotional trauma he went through with Camille. There’s something about Alec that makes Magnus feel safe, and hopeful, and finally ready to try falling in love again. And that very well could have been something that he saw in Alec for the first time that night. It’s the first time they really get to talk to each other. It’s when Magnus really figures out who Alec is as a person.

And for Alec, I mean… think about his social track record at that point. From what we can tell, his only close friends are his siblings. He doesn’t have any outside acquaintances that he feels comfortable sitting down with and talking to for an extended period of time. For all we know, that night at Magnus’s is one of the first times he has any sort of extended conversation with a relative stranger. And while I’m sure that’s fairly terrifying for someone with his anxiety levels (and tendency to stutter around cute guys), I imagine that must also be so freeing for him. Magnus has been flirting with him literally since the moment they met, and Alec knows that. There’s an awareness between the two of them that they’re interested in each other. I think it might be the first time in Alec’s life that he’s been with someone and felt that he’s allowed to be openly interested in men around them. Regardless of the fact that he happens to be interested in this particular man, that’s still huge for him. Magnus has absolutely no expectations for him. Alec has no reputation to uphold while he’s there. Alec is allowed to blatantly be himself and not worry about the repercussions for once in his life, and I can’t even imagine how wonderful that must have felt.

Honestly, I’m not sure of what they talked about. Probably nothing important. Just usual, everyday conversation between two people who are starting to like each other, and want to know each other better. I don’t think the subject matter was particularly extraordinary. But in some sense, I think that’s what makes it so important for both of them. 

Don’t mess with the mystic messenger fandom, we’ll fuck you up