Damian Wayne hc meme
Headcanon A: realistic
Damian loves video games. He insists it’s because they help his hand-eye coordination, which is probably true, but it’s also because he’s a stressed-out thirteen year old who just needs to escape sometimes. His current project is his Breath of the Wild file.
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
Because Tim quotes vines left and right, Dami finally took it upon himself to watch a few vine compilations on YouTube, just to figure out what the heck Tim was going on about.
He was up until 3am.
The next evening Tim dropped a bag of chips and Damian, without thinking about it, looked up from his tablet and said, deadpan: “hurricane tortilla”.
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
Damian Wayne misses his mom.
Some nights he can’t sleep because he misses her so bad.
He knows now that the things she did to him when he was small were wrong. But he still secretly wishes his parents could just…be happy together.
It’s gotten worse since he started spending time with Jon, especially if he stays at their house for breakfast or lunch or dinner. Seeing Lois and Clark together and so happy…makes him wonder. He wonders what it would be like if Talia had come to stay at the manor too. If they were all together.
He just…misses his mom.
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own
Bruce once walked into the living room to find Damian in tears on the floor. At first he feared the worst, until he realized his youngest was…laughing?
Turns out Snapchat filters work on Ace in the right light, so he and Jon were sending photos of Ace and Krypto to each other, with all sorts of bizarre effects applied over the patient animals’ faces.
Jon was really surprised when he got a video, not of Ace, but of a slow zoom on Bruce himself, his mouth on his otherwise serious face comically large, Damian giggling in the background.
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