*happy endings

If you like Friends but want a more updated version, you should watch Happy Endings:

Happy Endings is a beautiful show that was canceled too soon. But more importantly, it is so much like an updated version of Friends that one of the characters even calls them each by their friends equivalent at one point (while drugged after going to the dentist…obviously).

Your new Monica is Jane Kerkovich-Williams: a bisexual goddess control freak

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She is married to Brad, your new Chandler: 

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Jane’s sister, Alex, literally runs out on her own wedding in the pilot. Also in the fashion world (owns her own shop).

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Then there’s Penny, who is the wacky single girl friend (definitely a less dramatic backstory than Phoebe… )

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Waiting for new Joey? Look no further than Max, the gay/jewish player.

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Thinking, “Hey, I could do without a Ross”? Well, don’t worry. Dave is definitely sometimes a jerk but in no way as creeptastic as Mr. Friendzone Divorce Guy. Also, he’s the chef of the group, you know, some things have to change. 

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Go, watch, be happy. All episodes are on hulu, last I checked. This is an easy show to plow through and definitely worth it. 

MOAN (drabble)

Summary - Literally what the image down below says . 

WARNING- A handjob

A/N- I didn’t want to add to your work Taw @supersoldierslover . I hope you like it . I wrote this in like 15 mins . I hope its good . 

Not edited .

“What are you thinking so deeply about Y/N?”, Nat asks seeing you laying on the sofa with your phone to your chest and eyes closed . 

“Huh? What?”
“WOW . You are so engrossed in your thoughts you didn’t hear me? Watcha thinking about? Is it  Bucky?”, she asks  teasing you , and sits next you when you get in sitting position . 

“What?Pfft , no . I am not always thinking about him . I think about other stuff too , you know.” You reach for the remote but Nat beats you to it as she snatches it from you hiding it behind her back .

“Yeah , of course you do . Like his beautiful muscles , his magnificent mane ,his shiny metal arm and the things he could do , his dick……”
“NAT!!!!  . Speak softer . Someone might hear you.”, you say scolding her in a soft voice . 

“Unless you tell me what you are thinking about , I’ll tell the whole tower about your crush on Bucky.”
“NOO!!! You wouldn’t.”, you eyes widening in betrayal.

“Try me.”, Nat says crossing her arms , smirking . 

“ARGHHHHH You are unbearable . Okay . I was just thinking about how Bucky would like while he was moaning . He just has a pretty face . So I figured his sex face would look sexy as hell too . That’s it.”
“Damn girl . Some weird shit you think about.”
“Shut up .”, you mouth as you see Bucky entering the room . 

“What are you guys talking about?” Bucky asks approaching the both of you . 

“You.”,Nat blurts out .

“What she meant was your…. new….diet? It seems to be working really good .”, you say struggling with your words . 

“YES!!! Your new diet . And I was just leaving .”. Nat says trying to cover up the awkwardness.

“What?Why?”, you ask . She is leaving you? Alone with Bucky ?

“I just remembered I had some work . Gotta go . BYEE!!!.”, she sprints across the room and leaves as soon as she could . 

You both mumble your goodbyes to her and give each other an awkward smile . You were cringing so hard inside . What if he heard you? What if heard what  Nat told you ?What if he heard what you told Nat? OMG.

“I did hear you .” WHAT??? NOW HE CAN READ MINDS !!! FUCK . He heard . OMG . 

“And you know how hard it got me just thinking about you making me moan?”
You turned your head sharply to look into his eyes , onto to see him smirking back at you with lust filled eyes . He took your hand in his and put it on his crotch .

“Do you feel it? So fucking hard .”, he says rubbing your palm up and down his erection . He was bigger than you imagined . And OH Did you imagine the shit out of him fucking you . 

“I know you wanted me since day 1 . I heard you speaking to Nat about how you wanted to fuck me in the gym, while I was lifting .”
You moan at his words and pull down the elastic of his trousers and his cock sprang out .He was going commando . FUCKING HELL . 

You wrapped your hands around his girth as you pulled his foreskin down as you stroked him , exposing his tip to you . 

“Uh , fuck.Just like that .”, he says leaning back on the sofa . His eyes closed in pleasure , and his mouth open , moans threatening to spill out . You dragged his precum from the tip , hoping to use it for lubrication . 

He moans got louder and his voice huskier as your strokes became faster . You rubbed your finger at the tip bringing him closer as your other hand continued stroking him . All the while you looked at his face , admiring his beauty . 

He looked back at you with furrowed brows , innocent look and he fucking bit his lip .

“I am going to cum.”, he said softly , curses flowing out of his mouth along woth praises .

“OH GOD . It feels so good . Don’t stop .Don’t stop . Ahhh……” 

He came in long spurts ,spilling on your fingers and his torso , a little on his trousers too .

“Fuck!!!”, he stated chuckling as he came back from the euphoria . 

“SO?? What is the inference?” , he asks . You look at his confused before realising what he was talking about . 

“You look super hot moaning. Probably hotter moaning on top of me .”



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AU in which Donnie gets all of his friends back THANK

Summing up the shows

Supernatural: Two brothers start hunting the occult end up in a soap opera that never ends

The 100: Showing that teenage girls make for far better rulers then old white men

Orphan Black: A precious little hobbit finds out she has sisters in the most unusual of ways. Also French bisexual puppy

Agent Carter: is perfection. Is everything

Legend of Korra: The Anthropomorphic personification of an uber powerful god like creature is going through her teenager years and doing all the usual things. Stopping communist, starting civil wars, bringing down tyrants and falling for a girl

Arrow: Up to season 3 a fun modern super hero show with a lovely core family. From season 3 aka the post Sara Lance period utter crap that barely keeps it together

Hawaii 5-0: There should be no laws for the police. The only way to get things done is to give them absolute power and let them do whatever they want

Sense8:  What will happen if instead of internet friendships we got telepathic friendships.

Legend of the Seeker: Basically Xena although the lesbians are not just implied but shown

The Flash: Precious cinnamon roll gets superpowers ends up doing well until the end when he screws up enormously

Faking it: Ever tried to help your best friend with something only to end falling in love with her,realizing you are a lesbian and embarking on a complicated and ridiculously weird journey

Dead Like Me: bored sarcastic aimless teenager is killed by a falling space station. Becomes a grim reaper. Is still a bored sarcastic aimless teenager but slightly more angry

Person of Interest: Ok here is the plan. We pretend that this show is your usual procedural with a  slight twist and then we lay down for a while till the network doesn;t suspect anything and bham. Social issues, well developed female characters, anti goverment messages, discussing humanity and so much more

Once Upon a Time: What happens if you combines amazingly rich and iconic characters with incredibly talented and charming actors and with horrible writers

Carmilla: Tiny curious gay hobbit falls for an useless broody lesbian vampire

Community: An accurate representation of college

IZombie: A sarcastic tiny zombie solves crimes by eating the brains of murder victims and absorbing their memories and personalities. Also has shirtless Arthur. if you have loved Veronica Mars you will adore this

Leverage: Hardened criminals look at how fucked up our society is and go “ Holy shit come on’ and start fighting for the people by taking down corporations and other assholes

Lost Girl: It’s like Buffy but the main characters uses her vagina significantly more. Especially on women

Fringe: Say why not break the universe and watch as things get really weird? Also there is a cow as a supporting character

Sherlock: An anti social …sociopath  whom everybody tolerates for no obvious reason gets a grumpy doctor to obsess over him. He solves cases that are so badly written that you cringe when you say them outloud. Is a crappy show but the actors are so charming and talented that you can’t help but watch it

Orange is the New Black: Tumblr chick goes to prison remembers how much she loves girls, realizes that she is engaged to a pie fucker

Teen Wolf: ridiculously buff boys in their mid twenties play teeangers who are constantly shirtless due to being werewolves. Women tend to get screwed over a lot. Guilty pleasure for a lot of people

Rizzoli & Isles: Come for the cool female friends who solve crime together stay for your lesbian headcannon

Penny Dreadful: You know how sometimes you imagine crazy things like Frankenstein and an American Werewolf getting together and hunting down Dracula with the girl who is being stalked by Satan? Yeah…you should watch this show. It has Eva Greeen and Billie Piper

Game of Thrones: Blood and Boobs. Also ice zombie(so far we haven’t seen female ice zombie boobs but it’s just a matter of time)

Merlin: A world in which  emotional readiness of Arthur is more important then continued genocide and the destruction of a poor precious woman who only wanted the good of everybody. Yes I am still bitter

Vampire Diaries/ Originals: Here we have some incredibly toxic people and relationships. Worship them

Haven:X-Files the small town version

Happy Endings: It’s like Friends if black and gay people existed there. And if Friends had much better writers

Outlander: A woman from the 20th century travels back in time to the year 1743. Can’t stop herself from constantly telling people to fuck off

Elementary: An accomplished woman helps a broken detective gets his life together and shuts the shit out of him down when he is rude. She finds detective work fun and becomes a detective herself. Natalie Dormer appears halfway through the show and fucks you up with her perfection

Misfits: What will happen if you get superpowers

Being Human: A werwolf, a vamire and a ghost decide to become roomates. Yes it’s exactly as hilariously awesome as you think  P.S : You will end up crying a lot

Powers: The first realistic representation of what the world will be like if things like Superheroes and Super villains have existed for decades

Doctor Who: Starts out with a sad ancient alien teaching his humans companions that everyone is special and everything matters . Halfway through it suddenly changes to pointless stunts that make no sense but look pretty