10 things I have learnt so far at music college...

1)Don’t fuck anyone in your department, it gets messy

2)Practice can actually help a hangover

3)But not if it’s at 7.30 in the morning

4)Don’t get into a casual relationship with anyone in your department

5)It’s totally fine to take a pint to an hour of scales practice

6)Or to an orchestral excerpts session after 7pm

7)Don’t try to break up with aforementioned member of your department 

8)Consider yourself lucky if your teacher remembers to come in every week for lessons

9)Rethink all life choices

10)Especially those regarding fucking members of your department