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Otherkin: The Mole of Tumblr

Remember “The Mole” from the last Austin Powers movie? You know, the one with Goldmember, the Dutch legend himself? If you can’t remember or you haven’t seen Austin Powers in Goldmember (shame on you!) Here’s his face: 

Now, I don’t know about you, but I can’t quit looking at that mole of his. I mean, it’s just so massive, to the point where it just dominates any conversation about him. Even if this guy was by any other account a goddamn legend, people would still talk about that massive mole of his. In my mind, that’s the role otherkin play on Tumblr. They are notorious for claiming things like being a turtle, a griffin, a dog, just about any animal that you or I can think of. The first question anyone should ask is: “How the..? Why?“ The best way to analyse this is to take a look at this video about an otherkin in Australia (Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=komph9TxTbI) . She mentions, almost immediately, that she’s “given up on fitting in”. Her attitude is essentially the main one for otherkin, as they want to be noticed, to be seen as different and special. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not an intolerant guy. As long as whatever you enjoy doesn’t involve anything like rape or violent beatings, or isn’t completely idiotic. I’m cool with it. You do you, I guess. But this whole otherkin thing is idiotic. No rational, sane, mentally sound human being can truly believe that they’re a goddamn turtle, and if they do… there’s a reason why shrinks exist. This whole movement is essentially a call for attention, and I do realise I’m fuelling the fire a bit here, no need to tell me. There’s no other explanation why, it’s not scientifically possible for that type of situation to exist, and everybody else thinks it’s very strange, to say the least. To sum up then, those within the otherkin movement aren’t necessarily bad people, some might actually be rather pleasant on every other level. They’re just gargantuan attention-whores. And that’s why, at least in my opinion, the otherkin movement (if you can call it that) is Tumblr’s massive mole. I just can’t seem to get away from it…

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-Answer the questions the person gave you and write 11 new questions for people you tagged

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I was tagged by flazy2 who needs to talk to me more cause I adore you

1. Least favorite color?

Brown… it’s just so muddy

2. Are you allergic to anything?

Yep! I’m allergic to penicillin. Also, I know everyone is basically allergic to mosquito bites but when I get bitten they get really scary big

3. Color of your shirt?

right now it’s black with ‘Dream on Kalifornia dreamer’ in the middle in white and the sleeves are flower print. from the Kendall & Kylie pacsun line

4.  Are you listening to anything right now?

I’m watching Austin Powers: Goldmember rn lol

5. If you could have any pet, what would it be?

a doggy, my doggy <3 he’s a precious angel

6. You’re making a dessert pizza, what goes on it?

what’s a dessert pizza? lmao uh idk a brownie ice cream pizza prob

7. Do you have a favorite sibling?

I only have 1 lol soooooo

8. Last movie you watched?

see #4 ;p

9. Have you ever baked a cake for anyone?

yep!

10. Would you rather be blind or deaf?

oh god uhhhh shit

probably deaf so I don’t need to listen to whiny bs all the time and peoples lies.

11. Chocolate or Vanilla? 

oh man both! hahah i love chocolate and chocolate cake but like cupcakes and ice cream i love vanilla lol

I tag sleepyfaceandsnark camthirst iansthugmuffin mickeysavesian southsidemilkovich camerunmonaghan xthatsclaudia jamiemrks magneticdice mickeysupset carlxgrimes

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Well, I got tagged (a while ago) by official-kingof-hell I feel really bad that this is so late ;3; but tumblr on my phone hates me

Rules! Repost and tag 10 people you’d like to get to know better  ^_^

Nickname/s - It, Overlord (yeh, I’m lame), Gee

Gender - Female 

Favourite Colour/s - Grey, Green

Currant Time and Date - 17:27 16/04/2015 

Average amount of sleep - 6 to 8 hours

Lucky Number - 5

Last Thing I Google’d - Rowan Atkinson photoshop (yeh, I have no life)

First Word That Comes To Mind - Ayehole

One Place That Makes Me Happy - my bedroom

Favorite Character/s - Tony Stark, Leeooo, Goldmember, Ellen Ripley

Favourite Food - Trifle :D

Favourite Book - The Sight by David Clement-Davies

Last Film I Saw In Theaters - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (yeh, I have no shame)

Last Holiday - Greece

Dream Wedding - if I don’t have to pay for the cake, I’ll be chuffed

Dream Job - Work in criminology psychology

What are you wearing - Yellow holister ‘soulcali’ shirt, grey trackies (yeh, I’m a lazy fucker like that, they’re comfy)

I tag piyochantotbetter-than-nothin-kay, jomagaher, lady-haggard, sharkblade, sicklysweetveins, mohawk-panda, donniespoptart, alicelucyrose090742, soulfire0

and like, if you don’t wanna do it then please don’t feel like you have to! Just thought this was a nice break away from my coursework, so feel free to do what you want <3

Belgium Waffles.

Goldmember is from Belgium. So is Dr. Evil.

Don’t mind me, I’ve been watching Austin Powers all day.

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