- me: I'm a realist. I only put my faith into reality. I plan for practical scenarios. I'm not a dreamer. I am sensible. My life doesn't revolve around unrealistic expectations.
- also me: I know that the writers of that show said that the blonde and brunette girls are "just best friends" and are "gal pals" and are "strictly platonic" BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THAT THEY ARE 100% ENDGAME. E N D . G A M E . I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP, A SHIP THAT WILL LAST AN ETERNITY. YES THEY MAY SAY THEY'RE "straight" BUT THEY ARE GAY. GAY GAY. GAY. THEY MAKE OUT ALL THE TIME. THEY ARE IN LOVE. THEY ARE MARRIED. THEY HAVE CHILDREN. THEY ARE SOULMATES. THEY LIVE TOGETHER AND BAKE COOKIES AND SPOON. THEY ARE SO CRAZILY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. THEY ARE GIRLFRIENDS. G I R L F R I E N D S. FULL ON GAY. SAY IT WITH ME!!!
- someone else: but..but..the show said-
- also me: SAY IT WITH ME!!!