*gmw

  • me: I'm a realist. I only put my faith into reality. I plan for practical scenarios. I'm not a dreamer. I am sensible. My life doesn't revolve around unrealistic expectations.
  • also me: I know that the writers of that show said that the blonde and brunette girls are "just best friends" and are "gal pals" and are "strictly platonic" BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THAT THEY ARE 100% ENDGAME. E N D . G A M E . I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP, A SHIP THAT WILL LAST AN ETERNITY. YES THEY MAY SAY THEY'RE "straight" BUT THEY ARE GAY. GAY GAY. GAY. THEY MAKE OUT ALL THE TIME. THEY ARE IN LOVE. THEY ARE MARRIED. THEY HAVE CHILDREN. THEY ARE SOULMATES. THEY LIVE TOGETHER AND BAKE COOKIES AND SPOON. THEY ARE SO CRAZILY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. THEY ARE GIRLFRIENDS. G I R L F R I E N D S. FULL ON GAY. SAY IT WITH ME!!!
  • someone else: but..but..the show said-
  • also me: SAY IT WITH ME!!!

anonymous asked:

Joshaya

who hogs the duvet: BOTH OF THEM it’s a constant battle

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Josh, because he knows if left alone Maya will loose like six hours of her life focusing on a painting without even realizing it

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Maya’s the one who makes great presents and Josh is the one who buys sentimental and over priced gifts

who gets up first in the morning: Maya’s always been used to waking up early ; Alternatively, the Matthews love nothing more than sleep lmao

who suggests new things in bed: they’re 11

who cries at movies: JOSH he tries so hard to remain cool and fails so hard. Has been happening since they were little kids and she caught him crying during ‘Tarzan’ lmao

who gives unprompted massages: Josh. Maya claims it’s the only reason she keeps him around

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Josh demands to be fussed over when he’s sick lmao. And when Maya’s sick he does try to take care of her, but she just finds it annoying

who gets jealous easiest: Maya’s been known to go out of her way to make Josh jealous lmao

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: ABSOLUTELY MAYA HART she portrays a rocker look but she’s basically just bubblegum-pop TRASH holy shit. She also has a closeted passion for Macklemore. Josh listens to indie/punk music or Broadway showtunes and absolutely nothing else lmao.

who collects something unusual: I feel like Josh is that asshole who collects vinyl records for the aesthetic but doesn’t even have a record player. Maya used to collect snow globes.  

who takes the longest to get ready: M a y a. It drives Josh insane lmao

who is the most tidy and organized: Amy Matthews does not raise Filthy Heathen Children. Josh does most of the cleaning lmao

who gets most excited about the holidays: Josh definitely

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Maya’s the little one are you kidding me

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: MAYA because one of her preferred states of being for Joshua Matthews is embarrassed and pouty lmao

who starts the most arguments: Technically Josh but it’s usually because Maya will do or say something and he’s like ‘let’s talk about how we’re Not Doing This Shit’ lol

who suggests that they buy a pet: Maya. They get a dog and name him Spike and love him to death omg

what couple traditions they have: 1) Going camping or road tripping whenever they get a chance, 2) PAINT WARS, 3) K A R A O K E, 4) Chimmichangas in place of a cake for special occasions

what tv shows they watch together: The Bachelor and Law and Order SVU and The Goldbergs lmao

what other couple they hang out with: Riley and Farkle usually. Also his bandmates and their respective girlfriends/wives

how they spend time together as a couple: Making bad jokes, over eating, singing loudly, embarrassing their children, over-flirting with each other, hiking, interrupting each other’s creative process lol

who made the first move: Josh wrote a song about Maya and then she kissed him after the concert aww

who brings flowers home: Josh, and then they both forget to change the water so the flowers ae dead in a few days lmao

who is the best cook: Maya’s good at like…breakfast and lunch food but she just cannot handle dinner lmao something always goes horribly wrong when she tries to make it so Josh takes over to save the day

So everyone always says that Lucas and Riley are so alike and I’m like ????? Literally Maya is a girl who would have become a badass if it weren’t for her friends, just like Lucas… I mean and Lucas and Riley both would do anything for their friends, but are we just ignoring the fact that Maya hid her feelings for Lucas for TWO YEARS just to protect Riley? Riley hid her feelings for like three episodes and apparently she’s the one who’d do anything for her friends? Umm no

Okay so I had an idea of how Farkle proposes to Riley and I’m gonna do it in the style of @couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name ‘s headcanons here we go


  • So Riley and Farkle live in an apartment next to Lucas and Maya, and Zay and Smackle are two doors down, okay?
  • It’s like a huge sleepover 24/7
  • The guys will never admit it but they love this set up okay
  • ANYWAYS
  • One night Lucaya throws this huge party in their apartment
  • Farkle and Riley get there and Riley is instantly confused
  • Why are there so many people?
  • Why are the parents here?
  • Why is dad crying?
  • But she’s still completely oblivious because you know, she’s Riley
  • So then Maya and Smackle and the moms of the group wisk Riley away and take her to the master bathroom
  • They take their time getting Riles all dolled up
  • Maya is trying so freaking hard not to cry and Smackle keeps giving her a look that says “Pull yourself together woman!”
  • The ladies take their time on Riley
  • And when they’re done Riley is a freaking princess
  • I mean she was before
  • But she is in a purple ball gown, her hair is all curled, full face of make up, whole nine yards
  • So they leave the master suite
  • And the hallway is just
  • COVERED
  • WITH PHOTOS
  • ALL OVER THE WALLS
  • HANGING FROM THE CEILING
  • It’s pictures of the clique six
  • Of the core four
  • Of the original three
  • But it is mostly pictures of Farkle and Riley
  • And there’s a straight line of photos on the ground
  • So Riley follows it, holding Maya’s hand.
  • She reaches for Smackle but Smackle is looking at Rilaya like “Nah, I’ll let this be their moment” what a sweetheart
  • And the hallway opens into the living room
  • And there are candles
  • EVERYWHERE
  • Riley is just looking around
  • Like
  • How did this happen
  • How did they get this done in a half hour
  • What is happening
  • And the line of photos breaks for a little bit and there’s a heart made of photos in the middle of the living room
  • And Riley is crying
  • And all the ladies are mentally high fiving for using waterproof make up
  • Then the line of photos continues out the door
  • Down the hallway
  • And up a staircase
  • Then they’re almost on the roof
  • And Maya squeezes Riley’s hand
  • Everyone is crying
  • Smackle’s crying
  • Topanga is crying
  • Maya is sobbing like a baby
  • I’M sobbing like a baby
  • And they open the door to the roof
  • And Cory is standing there
  • Topanga goes and holds his hand
  • And Riley takes that last step
  • And just
  • Everyone is there
  • They’re all holding candles
  • All of their friends
  • All of their families
  • Who the hell invited Charlie
  • Maya finally lets go of Riley’s hand and goes to Lucas and grabs a candle
  • A f*ckin 4 piece orchestra starts playing an instrumental version of Beauty and the Beast
  • Do not tell me Belle is not Riley’s favorite princess because you are wrong
  • And in the middle of it all
  • Stands Farkle
  • He’s wearing a tux
  • But instead of a dress shirt
  • He’s wearing a F*CKING ORANGE TURTLENECK
  • And the music is soft in the background
  • And Farkle had this whole speech planned
  • He’s been practicing it for years, okay
  • But he can’t remember a single word of it.
  • This is the boy that knows everything
  • But standing in front of Riley
  • He knows nothing
  • Suddenly he feels hands on him
  • Lucas pushing down on his shoulders
  • Zay making sure he lands on one knee
  • Farkle snaps back into reality
  • Reaches into his pocket
  • “You,”
  • Pulls out the ring
  • “Me,”
  • Opens the box
  • “Forever.”
  • And Riley is crying and nodding her head profusely
  • Farkle springs up and kisses her
  • As passionately as he could in front of everyone he knew
  • And they break away and she holds out her hand
  • He puts the ring on her finger
  • “Let’s do this thing.”

I AM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

anonymous asked:

What do you think our chances are for GMW to get picked up as of now?

50/50. I think the fact that we haven’t heard anything from Jacobs since the finale aired is actually a good thing. If there were no interested platforms or if all talks fell through, then we would’ve heard something (most likely on Twitter). But the silence seems to indicate that stuff is going on behind the scenes with an interested platform. So now it’s a waiting game and hoping the talks don’t fall through.

anonymous asked:

Ship ask: zayadora???

who hogs the duvet: ZAY

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: They have a scheduled lunch phone call every day when they’re at work lol

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Canonically supported Zay

who gets up first in the morning: Smackle. Zay would sleep to noon if he could but she always ends up pouring ice water on him

who suggests new things in bed: they’re three years old

who cries at movies: ZAY OPENLY WEEPS AT EVERYTHING

who gives unprompted massages: Neither of them are really into those tbh

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Smackle made the mistake of checking Zay’s flu symptoms on Web MD once so now she’s Always Concerned and he has to get her to chill out lmao

who gets jealous easiest: I don’t think either of them really do tbh

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Smackle’s favorite band is some obscure German folk group from the 70′s. Zay listens almost exclusively to ballet music. They’re both dorks.

who collects something unusual: If you think Zay doesn’t have a million of those funko pop dolls then you are WRONG

who takes the longest to get ready: Smackle will be ready in like half an hour but ends up waiting YEARS for Zay, who flounces out of the bathroom two hours later wearing absolutely nothing more than his usual flannel, dramatically saying “Perfection takes TIME!” as she rolls her eyes

who is the most tidy and organized: I think we all know the answer to this question is Smackle.

who gets most excited about the holidays: Zay he probably has a bunch of dorky family traditions

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Zay’s the big spoon no doubt

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: SMACKLE

who starts the most arguments: They’re a pretty chill couple so if they fight about anything I think it’d have to be a mutual catalyst

who suggests that they buy a pet: Zay campaigned for a dog for like 3 years before Smackle caved

what couple traditions they have: Publicly denying the fact that they’re a couple despite living together since college and having a daughter lmao

what tv shows they watch together: Smackle makes him watch Doctor Who and Zay makes her watch Scream Queens.

what other couple they hang out with: Riley and Farkle. Zay made keys to their house and they just fucking show up whenever lmao

how they spend time together as a couple: Reading and watching movies

who made the first move: They agreed to go to senior prom together as friends and it just kinda spiraled from there lol

who brings flowers home: Zay

who is the best cook: ZAY. Cooking is a Weak Point for Smackle lmao

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