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What do you mean that’s not what happened?

#dwarfraves

blueminuet asked:

Omg I am in love with the modern fantasy stuff you just posted like holy shit. The part where you mentioned bilbo getting the leather jacket I was just like WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS IN PLACE OF THE MITHRIL SCENE. Like Thorin gives him the jacket like "you're one of the gang now" and maybe it's lined with mithril or something so it bulletproof idk. BUT JUST THORIN GIVING BILBO A LEATHER JACKET AS A ROMANTIC GESTURE OMG WHAT A DORK

BILBO GETTING A MITHRIL LINED LEATHER JACKET AAAHHHHHH 

Even better, Bilbo still getting the same mithril shirt (only it’s friggin rarer because it’s been even LONGER that Moria’s been lost to the dwarves) and it’s the same scene and Thorin explains that this ancient shirt is even proof against bullets. And then he gets this SUPER NERVOUS fidgety look and gives Bilbo HIS LEATHER COAT which is way too big and he’s like “wear that until we can get you one of your own” and it’s just so…so gay.

Also laughing because they’re not technically a gang (I imagine only Thorin and his nephews have the “sons of durin” jackets with dwarvish stylized embroidery of Erebor and raven wings) but Bilbo is convinced for MONTHS.

His only regret is he has no real friends he can text so he’s constantly texting Gandalf even if Gandalf is RIGHT THERE.

'Gandalf this is a GANG you got me kidnapped by a motorcycle gang!!!!'

'Nonsense Bilbo they're just a company with a similar interest in motorcycles. Dwarves in general are quite fond of them'

'THE THREE UP FRONT HAVE MATCHING JACKETS IT'S A GANG THIS IS A GANG AND IM GOING TO BE KILLED IN A DITCH ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WHAT AM I DOING'

Imagine having a natural talent for magic, and Gandalf taking you under his wing as an apprentice

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“Oh, hello!” You called as a company of dwarves walked into your front yard. At the end of the group was a tall fellow in a grey hat, who may have been a wizard.

“Hello.” He walked up to greet you and you set down your watering can. “I did not know there was a home along this path.”

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