*fun not guaranteed

Introducing TD and Chastity Play, What i did wrong......

To me FLR has SO many different angles and when introducing your partner its important to be careful. See where as i took my time, slowly introduced more and more bits into it before eventually plucking up the courage to put the cage on and show her, i still made some real big mistakes.

See my wife is not a Domme, i dont really want to know about her previous life before me but im kinda guessing im the first person that really wants to explore all these roads and possibility with her. I originally made this Blog to share things i found sexy in some way shape or form with her and looking back now i should have kept it more Vanilla and slowly introduced my interest in things like pegging. See you follow all these people then one day they reblog some Sissy stuff, some Anal Torture, Some Ball Busting. From my wife’s perspective she probably sees that and thinks FUCKING HELL.

The reason i am writing this is because somethings have been lost in translation, see she was under the impression that i wanted to become her bitch, a groveling sissy whore who wanted to wear her clothes and make up and suck strapons all day long. Now if that’s your thing im all for it but that wasn’t what i wanted.  

I came across chastity play and tease and denial play a while back, i have always been aware of bondage and always had a thing for tying or being tied up sexually. I saw it as a fun way for a male and female to have a laugh, be intimate and grow together as a couple. As much as i love her Locking me up, tying me up, teasing me and laughing as i quiver on the bed in a desperate need to cum only to deny me for another day i also would love to do the same for her. Its about exploring each others bodies, each others fantasies.

Its only fun for me if its fun for her, if she wants to lock me for a day, a week, a month or a year ill play the game as long as she finds it exiting and gets a kick out of it. If she doesn’t want it its just not going to work. But don’t give up that easily pick it up and put it down, its keeps it exiting. After a chat with my wife in the week she said she likes the cage but doesn’t want a bitch of a husband, so i explained the above and below to her and now i think it makes sense.

I am writing this because i get lots of messages from people asking how did i break the news? how did i get her on board? Truth is we are still working on it, still exploring it. I haven’t been in the cage for months, as real life is more important. This morning after our chats and fun this week i put it on.

I guess im very lucky to have such an amazing wife, i put it on gave her the keys and she smiled. That’s all i wanted. She is one of a kind, trusting and fucking gorgeous.

For anyone out there toying with this i hope this has helped, below are few images i have stolen from others. I hope they don’t mind. Good Luck and go have some fun.

I love making her moan, and its true i work harder when my dick is locked up and im working to earn a release, its common knowledge you put more effort into thngs if your getting something in return. (Or at least you think you are) 

Then there is this, after a night of teasing and a great time she didnt let you cum, your going to wake up in the morning and WANT to do this for her because your still super horny. You know your not going get to cum but pleasing her is at least some sexual activity.

Then on the other hand there is nothing sexier than doing the same to her, make her feel how you feel, i remember once back in the early days i edged my wife and then just turned the wand off and said nah, night night. She was mortified, grabbing my cock, trying her hardest to get me to fuck her. In the morning she woke up horny and we fucked. But it can work both ways.

This is also one that i agree with, the lust i have towards her, the want to constantly touch her, to kiss her its just amazing. Then once you cum its takes a good few days to get that back. Its the strongest drug i have ever felt and its awesome. 

I love it when she feels sexy the sexier she feels the more she glows the better the experience. 

Turn it into a game, a guessing game and have fun with it.

Tease him, if he is anything like me he will enjoy it.

But most importantly talk about it, discuss it find out what you both want from it and just have fun.

I guarantee it will bring you closer together. 

Kevin, Ryan and Neil are a Fighting-Dark-Psychic triad: a dissertation

I’ve worked in close contact with the Pokemon fandom for several years so I’m competent enough to make this statement.

First, the obvious:

Kevin is Fighting type: The Fighting type isn’t just about physical strength, it embodies virtue and honour and it is typically the “Hero” type in juxtaposition with Dark which is the “Evil” type in Japanese. 

Kevin is not only canonically the strongest of the three, he’s also the most honest and honourable, as specified in the official source below. 

In the Money Tree, Kevin kickstarts a series of regrettable events, however his motivations were noble: he wanted to help his friends and himself live a better life. 

Even in real life, Kevin is a complete hero and role model and has never done anything wrong in his life. Kevin is Fighting type.

Ryan is Dark: First of all, Ryan hangs out in graveyards, owns several cursed items and writes creepypasta, or at least used to. 

Now you may tell me that this would make him a Ghost type rather than Dark, however I beg to differ: Ghost is weak against Ghost and immune to Fighting. Ryan cannot feasibly be weak to Ghost- and in Mister Basement, Kevin knocks him out in a single move.

IF YOU THINK RYAN MURPHY: PSYCHIC FRIEND IS PROOF THAT RYAN IS PSYCHIC TYPE, THINK AGAIN. Ryan may be able to use Psychic powers but it is clearly not something that he does naturally and willingly. He may know Psychic type moves but it isn’t his bread and butter. Also, this image is really good.

Ryan is clearly the most morally ambiguous of the three. While he is on the same side as the other two, he operates by his own specific set of greyish morals. In The Vigilante, he becomes a hero archetype, however he beats people up and is shown to be a general menace.

Moreover, in The Curse of Spooky Manor, he lies to Kevin to preserve his own safety and Neil’s, a classic Dark type move. In general, Ryan is shown to use any means necessary to overcome difficulties, no matter how dirty or trope-breaking. Plus he has the Dark type aesthetic. Look at him. He has the Dark type aesthetic. Look. Ryan is Dark and there is very little contrary evidence to this statement. He may however be a mixed type, like Dark/Poison, or Dark/Fairy or something.

Neil is Psychic: Neil is often played as the geeky smart one of the trio, and also the “idea-haver”, making him a plausible Psychic type and thus nicely completing a rock-paper-scissor triangle wherein Kevin beats Ryan, Ryan beats Neil, Neil beats Kevin (not to say that they would ever fight each other or have any reason to, but this is how hypothetically the weaknesses would work out). 

Neil’s videos and music have a typical Psychic type feel, implanting songs and memetic content in people’s heads and occasionally causing headaches and nausea in the least acclimated. Neil’s mind control abilities would deserve a post on their own as this is getting long. 

His aesthetic is overall consistent with the Psychic type, with stats probably strongly oriented towards special attack rather than defense, as is common with Psychic types. There is a chance, again, that Neil may be a mixed type, though I feel that in his case it would be a lot harder to identify his secondary type. However there is strong evidence that he is at least part Psychic.

I said I’d be drawing either Merlin or Arthur for this Character Wardrobe Meme, and @agenderemrys​ requested #30: Disney princess dress! Thanks for that, lol… My sister (who I had to coerce to keep watching Merlin with me) has even regarded Colin Morgan as a male Snow White, and that’s where I took this! ^^ Didn’t completely get it right, since I went for princely tights instead of a dress, so I’m sorry if you had been looking forward to that… Hope you enjoy this anyway!! (My Art Tag*Please do not repost(?) or use elsewhere without my permission, thanks.

seriously tho nothing screams “written by str8 people” louder than the “I could ~never~ date someone in the closet because if they’re not honest with their family how could they be honest with me?” trope……………….

Okay so I really want to do a Miraculous animatic to Helpless from Hamilton but I can’t decide how I wanna do it, so I need you guys to help me decide.

Option 1: Eliza. This will be just like in the actual play and all the characters will just be replaced with Miraculous characters.

Option 2: Regular Marinette. The animatic will take place at school during the day.

Option 3: School Dance. The animatic will take place during a school dance.

So please, please let me know which to go with!

PokeSpe Week - Day 1: PokeDex Holder - Moon

Moon may be the newest of the bunch and she technically doesn’t have a Dex yet, but I’ve already declared her my daughter ^-^. Her interactions with Sun are fun and it’s pretty much guaranteed that she’ll have a lot with Lillie. And I like how despite being constantly exasperated or weirded out by everything she’s seen so far in Alola, she doesn’t even seem to think twice when it comes to helping others. (Though it appears she can be prone to charging in without even thinking of herself at all. There’s a lot of ways to take a character like that.)

Plus, archers are cool and being modeled after Bae Doona is even cooler.

Can’t wait to see more of her as the SM chapter goes on!

Hello !! Please give this a LIKE or REBLOG if you’re interested in writing with an eccentric, selfless, reclusive billionaire who has an A.I. daughter that predicts various types of crimes BEFORE they happen, has over 20 aliases that mostly consist of bird names, TECHNICALLY doesn’t exist, & who’s a very private person. He saves people with an EX-CIA agent John Reese & later gets the help of Sameen Shaw ( an EX-ISA agent ) & ROOT ( an ex hacker-assassin for hire ). A mix of SCI-FI / SCIENCE FACT & vigilante / super hero & a little bit of crime-show genres. HAROLD FINCH from Person Of Interest. This portrayal takes the entirety of all 5 seasons into account & is SELECTIVE & PRIVATE. Multi-ship & multi-verse as well !! I have a general ( thorough, but still pretty small ) summary of the character & the show in my RULES for those unfamiliar.


                        ROLEPLAY BLOGS ONLY. Personals please do not reblog.

anonymous asked:

Hi capitu! Can you rec me some really funny Drarry fics? Thank you! I love your blog! xxx

Dear Anon friend, thank you so much! <333 

And oh my god, longest list ever! I’m sorry! So many fics, and on top of that I tent to ramble about each fic! (So sorry about that!!!!!) ^^ But I’m pretty sure these will have you laughing in no time.

Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop (PG-13, 26,1K)
Summary: It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There’s no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
My notes: Draco is selling toilets. In fact, Draco is determined to sell Harry a toilet, and Harry is certain Draco’s been cursed into selling toilets. And he’s going to save him (while going along with the whole thing). It’s every bit as hilarious as it sounds.  

The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by @eidheann & @firethesound (NC-17, 36,6K)
Summary: After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry’s life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.
My notes: Oh my god, how one goes explaining this fic? There’s no—I’m going to try. Harry was transferred to the Apparition department and then there are dicks, dicks everywhere. :D Harry’s being harassed by all of them. And then there’s Draco who has to analyse all these dicks for Harry. I know, it sounds crazy but it’s because it is!!! :D

Aural Gratification by birdsofshore (NC-17, 10K)
Summary: Harry’s not gay – he just likes listening to exciting stories about Aurors. It’s not his fault that the narrator’s voice is so smooth, so expressive… and really rather hot.
My notes: Birds has written some of my all-time fave stories, but this one just might be my favourite. Harry is super into audio books, and he’s bought an Aurors audio book, only then he realises it’s a dirty audio book, and the narrator’s voice only makes it worse, or better, depending. It’s perfect and funny and sexy. A lot of funny.

A Portrait of the Artist by @firethesound (PG-13, 5,3K)
Summary: When Harry Potter, reclusive artist, finally agrees to an interview, Draco can hardly believe that he’ll be the one to do it.
My notes:  That’s right! Harry is an artist, and for the first time he’s giving an interview, to Draco, and share his art. And oh god, nothing can prepare you or Draco for what Harry’s been creating. The hilarity of this fic should be warned. ^^

Potter’s Parselprostate (and the Chamber of Secrets) by @dictacontrion (NC-17, 17,4K)
Summary: Hogwarts’ future depends on Malfoy’s texts. Too bad the key is up Potter’s arse.
My notes: This is another fic that, how you explain it? :D It’s insane! And crazy good. OKAY. Harry is only able to speak in Parseltongue while is prostate is being stimulated. And Hogwarts needs to close the Chamber of Secrets and Draco found the texts that need to be translated, which means he needs Harry to translate them. You see where this is going, right? Yeah, it goes there. :D

Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars: Draco and Harry’s Great Big Dental Adventure by ICMezzo (NC-17, 12,9K)
Summary: Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he’s had his wisdom teeth pulled, he’s tempted to try again. He knows it’s silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic.
My notes: Jesus, this fic. Draco is a Veela (with wings!) and he’s looking for a job. You know what job suits him perfectly? Being a Tooth Fairy. Are you laughing yet? It gets better, because Harry loses a tooth and decides he should do one of those things he never got the chance to do in his childhood. And the grumpiest Tooth Fairy shows up.

It Never Occurred to Me That I Would Fall in Love With a Frenchman by lamerezouille (PG-13, 6,5K)
Summary: Harry kisses Draco in a public place. All hell breaks loose.
My notes: Aw, this fic. It’s not only hilarious, it’s super sweet, too. Harry and Draco are together, they kiss but it just so happen the Dursleys see them, and then for reasons known only to Draco, he’s pretending to be a Frenchman through that meeting and later on when they have dinner together. It’s actually incredibly lovely, this fic. And funny.

“Merlin, FINE. You can be Harry Potter for Halloween.” by 606 (PG-16, 2,6K)
Summary: That one where Draco and Scorpius run into Harry Potter (rather literally) in a London convenience store and their Halloween takes an odd turn.
My notes: Short but hilarious. Scorpius wants to be Harry Potter for Halloween. And then Draco and him run into the Real Harry Potter. :)

A Series of Unfortunate Events by plotting_pen (NC-17, 25,3K)
Summary: Harry Potter has a tendency to show up whenever Draco’s in trouble. Draco’s not quite sure he hates it as much as he’d like.
My notes: ~Somehow~ Draco always ends up in the craziest and most dangerous situations, and Harry is always there to save him. Lots of smut, and lots of fun. Guarantee!

Angel Wing by almosttherenow (NC-17, 8K)
Summary: Draco really did pick the wrong time to enter the kitchen. It lost him seven precious months, his looks, and his mind. Still, it could’ve been worse - in the end, it probably saved both he and Harry’s lives.
My notes: This is a crazy story. Somehow (you’ll learn how!) Draco got turned himself into a goose. An ugly goose, and Narcissa calls for the life debt Harry owes him and demands he takes care of Harry while Draco is a goose. Truly fantastic.

How Harry Potter Became a Pervert by faithwood (NC-17, 10K)
Summary: Though others didn’t, Draco had believed the article.
My notes: The link will lead you to the series, just start at the bottom. And this fic starts when Draco goes looking for Harry to settle the pesky business of the life debt. Only, he does this after he read an article reporting just what a pervert Harry Potter is. Promising, yes? Awesome.

Ring of Fire by IvvyMoon (NC-17, 4,6K)
Summary: Draco gets a tattoo.
My notes: As the summary says, Draco gets a tattoo, only the tattoo is around his arsehole and it’s burning his sex-partners. The Healer who will help him is Harry Potter. I don’t think I need to say more. :D

AND:

One Night At The Club by faithwood (PG, but NSFW)
Summary: Well, it’s a club fic.
My notes: This is a bonus. It’s not a fic, it’s… ohmy GOD. It’s a ~fic~ told through emoticons and it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever see. I had to include it. 

anonymous asked:

I recently saw some of your drawings so I looked at more. I just wanted to say that you are amazing at it. Do you take requests? :)

thank you for liking my stuff mate! I’m afraid I don’t take requests atm, but I will have commissions open once I finish a project for a contest 👍

Study Buddy- 2

Originally posted by gifsmonstax

Son Hyunwoo

word count: 2369

🎧 Oh Devil- Electric Guest

So, contrary to what you had originally hoped, what Hyunwoo meant by “going together” really was just you going home, getting ready and meeting him at the party where he would already be with all his friends.

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anonymous asked:

B do u know any good h blogs or funny ones? My dash is dead 😩

I know quite a few good blogs… here’s a list:

@permanentcross // @trulymadlysydney // @aqua-harry // @whoopsharrystyles // @tattooed-angel-harry // @tigerthightat // @harryandmesohappily // @kasiwrites // @harrysbunshun // @chrissy22787 // @hazzwatch // @cheshirepuddin // @nips-and-tats // @cuddlemusclestyles // @stylessemantics // @sing-me-a-song-harry // @pocharryfics // @inkedferns // @overad // @geenalovesthelittlethings // @adultfansofonedirection // @sorrynotharry // @punkcupcakestyles // @heart-attack-harry // @johnlennon-harrystyles // @hampsteadharry // @harrehmadness // @gottabestyles // @harryvideo // @fleetwoodharry // @raconteurwitch // @secret-rendezvous1d // 

And these are basically my absolute faves and people who I *love* to talk to and see on my dash (even though I don’t speak to everyone as much as I’d like to). 

Special shoutout to @whoopsharrystyles who’s an amazing writer and one of my amazing friends, who’s about to hit her next well deserved thousand! Give her a follow (she’s LOTS of fun, I can guarantee you that ;) ) xx

‘Two birds one stone’ing this one folks xD Hope you don’t mind, anons and @takeawalkpigeon :) I also chose to fill this omegaverse-style so yeeeep.

This labeled as Safeguard. Posted and updated at my ao3 account here. My masterlist archive of bullshit i write can be found linked at the top of the blog or here.

Jack was leaving the office late, enjoying the hour as the surrounding halls and offices in the lower levels were quiet. He listened to the satisfactory slap of his shoes, enjoying that the sound he made was filling up the empty space of after-work hours.

He stopped when a bang caught his ears- like someone kicking a desk or maybe an office door. Someone with a mind for vandalism? Ooh-hoo, right up his alley. The alpha was giddy at the idea of scaring the crap out of some peon, or maybe a little pre-bedtime strangling to soothe him to sleep.

He turned a corner and found light coming from one of the cubicles, and was sneaky in his approach. While he was expecting espionage at the very least, instead he heard a sob, much too loud for someone attempting mischief. Alright, probably someone working late. It wouldn’t be the first employee he’d come across having a breakdown at work, and hell, it wouldn’t be the last if he had anything to say about it. The sight that greeted his eyes though was far from what he expected.

There was an omega inside the cubicle, scent strong and a bit enticing to his nostrils. An omega about to go into heat, he realized. As Jack stepped into the light, the younger man jumped back, completely startled with wide eye full of fear and tears against the opposite wall. He knocked a few things off the desk in his efforts to put space between himself and the sudden alpha invading his space.

Jack took in his appearance with a frown: swollen-shut eye, bloody nose, fat lip, face wet with tears, and he could smell the fear coming off him in waves. The wounds were quite fresh, and the surrounding area was a mess from an obvious scuffle. There was a previously potted plant on the floor, pencils and pens everywhere, and a picture laying on the floor of the omega with friends.

He had an attractive face, Jack thought. Though currently one wouldn’t be able to tell.

The omega looked stunned, and he was shaking; visibly trembling. Jack didn’t usually command this kind of fear until after he’d yelled at someone. The younger man was currently trying to work himself into the space between the wall and his desk– cowering, Jack realized. Though he was used to healthy fear from his employees regardless of endotype, his brain reminded him that omegas tried to make themselves small when threatened. The cowering actions were preservation from perceived threat; the side of the younger man’s face which wasn’t swollen was currently scrunched into a furrow of worry.

Jack growled lightly in the back of his throat with annoyance. The behavior, the sights, and the scents before him all made Jack incredibly uncomfortable; the mix of violence and omega heat-scent were far removed from one another in his mind. And the younger man’s fear of him was instinctual.

It immediately rubbed Jack the wrong way as he knew it wasn’t necessarily his grand self and reputation that had put the fear of God into this omega, but rather his own alpha scent. He enjoyed a bit of cowering after he yelled at someone for some incompetent bullshit, sure. But not like this. Not someone scared within an inch of their lives and reverted to instinct from no causation. This was an omega trying to protect his person at the base level, and it aggravated something angry inside the alpha.

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anonymous asked:

whispers lotor relationship headcanons? thank you

Hhh I’m having a hard time trying to resist Lotor, but y'all got me hooked now, y'hear?? Damn, what I wouldn’t do to be with Lotor

– Ryan

• Full royal treatment
• Completely spoiled
• You can ask whatever your heart demands, and he will stop at nothing to obtain it
• Even if it’s for a 8oz tub of Rocky Road, he’ll get 16oz just for you
• Because you’re his little Nova
• Being in control of someone who is seemingly uncontrollable
• Family dinners w/ Zarkon
• Those are fun, I guarantee
• Free reign of any room on the ship
• Especially Lotor’s chambers *obscene eyebrow wiggle*
• Shy awkward Lotor trying to hold your hand
• Forgetting he’s holding your hand as he tries to address his commanding officers
• He just looks a little less threatening when he’s being affectionate
• But everyone knows he’s whipped for you
• Occasions when he decides he doesn’t want to work, so you spend the entire day in his room, cuddling and… making good use of your time (pillow forts) (I leave that to your imagination~ *wink wonk*)
• Having a lot of those days when the two of you are officially together
• But most importantly Lotor’s stuttering ‘I love you’s
• Knowing Lotor loves you more than anything in the Universe