*forrest gump

“life is like a box of chocolates” only works because fucking shit ass chocolatier companies stubbornly refuse to tell me what the fuck i’m eating and i’m almost certain that companies have stopped including the little “this chocolate contains this stuff” paper in the boxes because of forrest goddamned gump

Agent Orange is a an old war weapon used to slowly destroy unsuspecting countries with aftereffects that lasted years and years after it was stopped. Calling Trump that is very appropriate.

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“The Best Films of the Decade: 1990-1999”

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“You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father’s bulldozed to the ground. Mama always said dyin’ was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn’t. Little Forrest, he’s doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He’s really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He’s so smart, Jenny. You’d be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can’t read it. I’m not supposed to, so I’ll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don’t know if Mama was right or if, if it’s Lieutenant Dan. I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it’s both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there’s anything you need, I won’t be far away.”  Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

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I was taking this ride from Georgia to Nashville to present at the Country Music Awards. I just threw a suit in a bag and decided to take the ride on my bike. I stopped at this gas station in Georgia and the people were really nice. Then down the road, I passed this other gas station and there were a couple of people standing there, waving. Then I passed another gas station a while later and there, like, hundreds of people with signs. They must have figured out my route and were tweeting their friends. Then I passed this McDonald’s along the way and it said, “We love you, Norman.” I was like Forrest Gump when he’s running across America. It was so cool. I’ll never forget that.

Typical Movie Characters

ARIES, female: Attractiveness

Uma Thurman as Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction


ARIES, male: Inadequacy

Jared Leto as The Joker in Suicide Squad


TAURUS, female: Consistency

Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt in Titanic


TAURUS, male: Sadness

Jim Carrey as Joel Barish in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


GEMINI, female: Indecisiveness

Chloe Grace Moretz as Carrie White in Carrie


GEMINI, male: Unpredictability

Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean


CANCER, female: Love

Faye Dunaway as Bonnie Parker in Bonnie and Clyde


CANCER, male: Selflessness

Leonardo DiCaprio as Romeo Montague in Romeo + Juliet


LEO, female: Gorgeousness

Angelina Jolie as Chiara Manzoni in The Tourist


LEO, male: Madness

Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance in Shining


VIRGO, female: Reticence

Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo


VIRGO, male: Originality

Keanu Reeves as Neo in The Matrix


LIBRA, female: Daring

Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor in The Terminator


LIBRA, male: Obscurity

Daniel Craig as James Bond in James Bond Series


SCORPIO, female: Vengeance

Uma Thurman as Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill


SCORPIO, male: Insanity

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street


SAGITTARIUS, female: Strenght

Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games


SAGITTARIUS, male: Independence

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones


CAPRICORN, female: Gloom

Helena Bonham Carter as Marla Singer in Fight Club


CAPRICORN, male: Ambitions

Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in The Godfather


AQUARIUS, female: Creativity

Sharon Stone as Catherine Tramell in Basic Instinct


AQUARIUS, male: Psychopathy

Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs


PISCES, female: Sentimentality

Audrey Tautou as Amelie Poulain in Amelie


PISCES, male: Strangeness

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump


My Tumblr list of must-see movies

A list of 15 movies you must see before you die:

1. Notting Hill (1999) - Julia Roberts & Hugh Grant

2. Sleepless in Seattle (1993) - Meg Ryan & Tom Hanks

3. Sabrina (1995) - Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond, & Greg Kinnear

4. The Way Way Back (2013) - Steve Carell, Toni Colette, & Liam James

5. You’ve Got Mail (1998) - Meg Ryan & Tom Hanks

6. A Walk to Remember (2002) - Mandy Moore & Shane West

7. Kings of Summer (2013) - Nick Robinson, Moises Arias, & Gabriel Basso

8. Dead Poets Society (1989) - Robin Williams & Robert Sean Leonard

9. Breakfast Club (1985) - Molly Ringwald & Judd Nelson

10. Forrest Gump (1994) - Tom Hanks & Robin Wright

11. When Harry met Sally (1989) - Meg Ryan & Billy Crystal

12. The Blind Side (2009) - Sandra Bullock & Quinton Aaron

13. Pretty in Pink (1986) - Molly Ringwald & Jon Cryer

14. Steel Magnolias (1989) - Julia Roberts & Sally Field

15. Serendipity (2001) - John Cusack & Kate Beckinsale