*food (god dammit)

Things You Hear at Club

•Everything you’re doing is wrong

•fuck you (insert person everyone hates)

•is that my weapon?

•anyone have a roller?

•did you see whose that was?

•waaaaaiiitttt I forgot to put on my arm guard!

•who forgot to re-fill the water cooler?!?

•down on your legs!

•what’s the call?

•do you know what the score is?….. No…

•whose touch was that? ….idk….

•why is everyone leaving early!?!

•*drops reel cord and everyone gives you that look*

•will someone turn that sound off!!

•we’ve got a missing screw everyone search!

•seriously! That’s gonna leave a bruise!

•YOU HIT ME IN THE FUCKING HAND!

•Ew I hate blue gauntlet

•EVERYONE LOOK AT MY NEW KNICKERS THEY’RE SO COMFORTABLE

•hold on I need to tape my weapon, anyone have tip tape?!?

•I swear I live here, I keep leaving everything here

•knock it off! Coach is coming over!

•"hey are you going to the tournament?“
“What tournament”

•I need a pommel wrench!!! Who has a pommel wrench?!?

•*stops fencing mid bout* “hold on I gotta switch out my body cord!

•dude clean your tip!

•start fencing, I already said fence!

•anyone have prewrap!

•no you can’t switch weapons for fun!

•no you’re weapons not broken, you just can’t hit

•fix the bend on your blade!

•was that my touch or yours?

•"what do you want to go to?”
“Idk”
“15?”
“No”
“10?”
“That’s not a number”
“5?”
“Let’s do it!”

•hey can you drive me to the tournament tomorrow?

•dude my mask isn’t even on yet!

•WE’VE TESTED LIKE 20 TIMES CAN WE JUST FENCE ALREADY?!?

•Waaaaaaiiiiittttt let me get my shoes on!

•PUT YOUR HAIR UP FOR CHRISTS SAKE!

•eewwwwwww my stuffs all sweaty still!!!

•Omg I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to hit you down there!

• “was that 5 yet?” “……yea….?…”

•*crashes into friend while trying to do a cross-step at a horrible moment* s-sorry

•fencer: “should I wash my stuff”

everyone: “GOD YES!!”

•we need ice over here! Someone get ice!

•stop eating food and fence me god dammit!

•did you just fence with your phone in your pocket?“ ”…..no…..“

• Coach: “so what did you need help with?”

me: “everything!”

•wanna hook up😉

repeat after me: i do not need to be in a relationship to be “complete” or “satisfied in life" 

 i do not need to be in a relationship to be "complete” or “satisfied in life” 

 i do not need to be in a relationship to be “complete” or “satisfied in life" 

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