*fight club

Houses and their antics.

Gryffindor: Started a fight club. They meet on the quidditch pitch every other Saturday night.

Ravenclaw: They built a machine?? It is like. half flame-thrower and half carousel?? ?

Hufflepuff: They have a secret dog. 

Slytherin: They bet on everything. Literally everything. its becoming a problem. There’s a 5th year without shoes. He lost them gambling. 

eğer bunu okuyorsan, bu uyarı senin için. bu anlamsız güzel baskılı kağıttan okuduğun her kelime hayatından harcanan diğer bir saniye demek. yapacak başka işlerin yok mu? hayatın gerçekten bu kadar boş mu da bu anları daha iyi geçirebileceğin bir yol düşünemiyorsun? yoksa saygı ve inanç beslediğin otoriteyi ortaya koyanlardan çok mu etkilendin? okuman gereken her şeyi okur musun? düşünmen gereken her şeyi düşünür müsün? sana alman gerektiği söylenen her şeyi satın alır mısın? apartmanından dışarı çık. karşı cinsten biriyle tanış. lüzumsuz alışverişi ve mastürbasyonu bırak. işinden ayrıl. bir kavga başlat. yaşadığını kanıtla. eğer insanliğini ispat edemezsen, bir istatistik olarak kalacaksin. artık uyarıldın.
9

You text your best friend in EXO about your crush in EXO. 

 (I’ve made a lot of progress on chapter 4 of Fight Club! I’m excited about this chapter, so keep an eye out next week!)

this is completely unrelated to any of my usual content but @drygrasses and @by-ogdens-hammer are strong-arming me into a DnD campaign bc they’re both McElroy trash. Our party so far is:

  • Josh- half-elf/genasi paladin who has renounced their patron god; jerk, but good hair; Fight Club
  • Wrog- an orc historian/bard, a real Good Boy; even better hair; tiny lute
  • Laszlo- crabby human inkeeper-turned-warlock who gets himself turned into a dog; bad hair; very bad dog

“Wait, wait! Don’t step on that.” Cait said, gathering the robotics piece before the person could step on it.  “You don’t want to step on that, it is pretty sharp.” Cait had been sitting on the lawn happy to get out of the house for a bit, plus there was more room for her to spread out. Sitting next to her was a partials built robot for her robotics club. “So, what do you think so far?”

u reckon maggie sorta knew from the alien fight club that kara was supergirl bc alex is all ‘i called backup’ and then supergirl shows up but alex is way too concerned when the giant gladiator alien comes out and then instead of going after roulette she makes sure kara is okay