I know that there are still a few anon gif requests in my inbox. I’ll try to get them done today. I’m very sorry about the delay - my brain’s not running on all cylinders at the moment. I’m so overwhelmed by what a few crazy girls are doing for me that I’m all dizzy and it feels like I’ve popped a few too many of my happy pills. All is good. I’m okay. *deep breath*
…on that note: thanks to @lemondropsonice for actually making it possible that I have a new pack of happy pills to begin with.
Oh, and… uh, I think @electricmonk333 is going to post progress on the donations once a week. I believe that’s what she said. Did you say you’d do that? Oh god. I can’t focus. Someone slap me.
Better late than never, right?? This was probably for a meme but I have completely forgotten which one, so… I just wrote a thing!
Pavellan (Dorian Pavus x Varlen Lavellan). Approx 1700 words, most under the cut <3
Varlen’s voice drifted across to the mage, who turned his
head towards the sound, a slight frown creasing his brow as he did so. There
was hollowness to the word. It was soft. Almost slurred, unless Dorian was
mistaken. Maker’s mercy, surely he isn’t still hung over from last night…
“Something the matter?” Dorian asked, maintaining a chipper
disposition as he urged his horse closer to the hunched figure. Varlen was
stooped forward, head hung, his silver hair falling limply down either side of
his face. His whole body swayed slightly, matching the rhythm of his horse, but
was lacking his usual poise. Such a sorry sight would typically be a cause for
alarm, but then again, it was Varlen. As much as Dorian loved him,
he was rather prone to theatrics, and they had been forced to rise
before dawn that morning. Neither of them had managed much sleep.
Varlen made a sound, although if he said any actual words,
Dorian didn’t quite catch them. To compensate, he moved even closer to the
elven man, his frown deepening as he pulled up beside him.
“You’ll have to speak up, amatus,” Dorian said gently,
leaning forward to try and catch Varlen’s eye. “It’s a tad hard to hear with
all these hooves stomping about.”
No response. Something finally felt properly wrong, so Dorian reached out, drawing back a section of Varlen’s hair…
Thanks to everyone for the kind response to hullabaloo
This was inspired by a general prompt: A person has a crush on you so they hired me to play the guitar and help them serenade you. But too fuckin bad for them you end up falling in love with me instead”. But I flipped it around a bit.
Jumin:The company had a good profit last quarter. Jaehee should stop focusing on the coffee shop project--even if it will mean profit for the company. We need to focus on the cat hotels!
Me, straddling him and punching him repeatedly in the face and yelling between punches:JAEHEE-FAINTED-LAST-YEAR-BECAUSE-OF-YOUR-STUPID-VANITY-PROJECTS-AND-YOU'RE-STARTING-ANOTHER-ONE-AT-HER-FUCKING-EXPENSE-AND-YOU-DON'T-GIVE-A-SHIT-ABOUT-HOW-MUCH-WORK-SHE-PUTS-INTO-THIS-COMPANY-WHILE-YOU-MOON-OVER-YOUR-GODDAMN-CAT!!
Jumin:but...but my dad---
Me, punching him even more:JAEHEE-SHOULDN'T-SUFFER-BECAUSE-OF-YOUR-DADDY-ISSUES-THE-COFFEE-SHOPS-MAKE-HER-HAPPY-AND-WILL-PROFIT-THE-WHOLE-COMPANY-YOU-PIECE-OF-SHIT!!
Me, pausing to catch my breath for several seconds before resuming the punching:YOU'RE-PULLING-THIS-CAT-HOTEL-SHIT-WHILE-I'M-GETTING-FUCKING-STALKED-BY-MYSTERIOUS-RELIGIOUS-FANATICS!
“i-i don’t feel so good.” daphne told the person that was standing next to her. “i-i don’t know what it is, but i-i feel so si…” she then fainted out of nowhere, she didn’t know whether it was something she ate or if it was just the fact that she was actually stuck here that had caused her to faint.
The ideas won't stop this is terrible. Everyone's favorite panel trio gets the "what animal would you be" question. "Squirrel, of course!!" Jack turns into one and half the audience flips. "Earth has a certain water fowl I've become very fond of. It looks like this?" Felix changes into a fucking deck but keeps his hairstyle. Mark looks at them both and shrugs. "Chica. Chica counts right? Oh, you guys don't know Chica, she looks like this." Mark does his best to match her. Several people faint.
I think this would happen after they’ve all done several panels and realized that they don’t really need to be nervous, most of their fans would accept them even though they’re gems. Then they’d get more comfortable and start showing off their powers and stuff.
Also Felix would definitely do that. Absolutely
Also, side note, I feel like Jack would bring Sam along with him to panels and cons, and that would be quite the adventure going through airport security with a large, green, floating eyeball.
(‘I’m telling you, Denise, it gave me a really sarcastic look after I asked the guy what it was!’
‘It’s an eyeball, Jim.’
'It’s a SARCASTIC eyeball!’)
fics whre kyungsoo overworks himself and faints and kai catches him? (im sorry if this I strange but i love imaging jongins arm around kyungsoo tiny waste
Zodiac - kyungsoo faints /once/ and it’s not bc he’s overworked, and it’s only implied that jongin catches him (happens in this chapter) imo it barely fits but i can’t think of anything else
These Walls Caught Me Here With Something - okay okay this has a scene where kyungsoo falls on his knees bc he’s dying and jongin catches him before he hits the ground, the scene got me fcking fkcign fkicng FCKIH Emo