aaaHHH!!! i’m so excited for the future!!! i’m so ready for all of it!!! one day, i’m gonna go to college in a state where people are nicer to trans people, i’m gonna major in art, i’ll learn more french, i’ll fix up my writing, i’ll have my own place to live and, man, i’ll get to transition. what the fuck??? what the fuck. i’m so ready. i’m going to go from feeling like the saddest person to the happiest, and everything is gonna be so good!!! i’m going to be so much better so soon
“Niall told me I should put an ad out in order to get a date, and it’s three days before Valentine’s Day, so everyone is already gonna have a date, but to get him to shut up, I’m doing this.” Louis turns his computer to face Harry, revealing the word document where he’s typed out the most ridiculous, unappealing, horrifying letter he can think of. “This’ll get Niall to fuck right off, I reckon.”
Or, Louis puts out a flyer to help him get a date he absolutely doesn’t want. He gets more than he bargained for.