This company makes a whole line of colors with equally snappy names. Red Menace, Yellow Fever, Green Revolution. That’d be a job, coming up with those names… Someone’s got that job… Agent Orange! I came up with that one.
Random thoughts for Valentine’s Day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap. I ditched work today. Took a train out to Montauk. I don’t know why. I’m not an impulsive person. I guess I just woke up in a funk this morning. I gotta get my car fixed. It’s goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February. Brilliant, Joel. Pages ripped out. Don’t remember doing that. It appears this is my first entry in two years.