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modern day high school losers club

mike:
- part of like 10 different clubs including the African-American Student Leadership Club, History Club, Animal Shelter Volunteers Club, etc.
- he’s got straight a’s in every class except math (he’s got a b)
- that one kid that always brings teachers gifts at the end of the semester
- tragic sense of fashion….
- dated bill at one point but like,,,, who didn’t
- his instagram is just pictures of his dog in sunglasses

bev:
- skips class to smoke with richie
- always comes back to school after breaks with drastic hair changes like shaving her head or dying her hair green
- punk af but don’t call her that
- has a stick-and-poke that says “i hate men” but she doesn’t remember how it got there
- somehow has good grades despite never going to school
- all the gay girls have huge crushes on her

stan:
- color-coordinated everything
- counselor at the local JCC during the summer (he loves hanging out w the quiet shy kids)
- is he dating bill denbrough??? nobody can tell
- doesn’t speak up a lot in class but when he does it’s always right on the mark and makes the whole class go “damn”
- that one friend that always has everything handy - gum, bandaids, gas money, snacks, stress ball, even tampons and pads for when bev can’t afford any
-once during lunch an entire flock of pigeons just came up to him and chilled w him and the whole school knows him as “bird buddy” now
- still an eagle scout

bill:
- he and eddie are the only one who have licenses AND cars so they end up driving everyone everywhere
- has dated everyone in the loser’s club at some point?
- has a cult following of ppl that have crushes on him so he’s always getting love letters and baked goods
- still takes speech therapy bc he’s paranoid abt the stutter coming back
- writes a column in the school paper that’s a short story every issue. very popular with the school

richie:
- has been trying to woo eddie for three years now
- always says he’s gonna pay u back, never does
- teachers either hate him or love him; there is no in-between
- was a popular viner, now freaking out bc vine is over
- never has gas money and always leaves trash in your car
- got contacts the summer before junior year and became super hot
- will say his fave tv show is it’s always sunny in philadelphia but his closest friends know that it’s glee

eddie:
- oblivious to richie’s advances but sure does have a crush on him
- saved up for a car for years before he turned 16 and it is his baby
- his mom is super anxious abt him driving so it’s a struggle every time he wants to drive his car somewhere
- once during art class he bedazzled his inhaler
- was one of those kids that when they came out of the closet everyone tried to act super shocked and failed
- loves pokémon

ben:
- all the teachers adore him
- and the lunch ladies
- submits poems to the school paper anonymously and bill can always tell which are his so he always makes sure that they get published
- that kid that still has a flip phone
- he also likes pokémon so he and eddie will just sit in eddies car playing on their ds’s for hours
- if there’s money on the ground he will find it

denbroughbill  asked:

so.. richie getting a set of contacts to impress eddie but eddie hates them and kisses his blind froggy boy! what are your thoughts?

oh my god yes
- like richie does it because his glasses get in the way every time they kiss and stuff and he thinks it’s annoying eddie but he doesn’t wanna take them off because then he won’t be able to see eddie
- so BOOM contacts that fixes everything !!
- except eddie l o v e s richie’s thick ass glasses because they make richie, richie like yes that’s his boy with his cute ass face and his cute ass glasses that make his cute ass eyes look impossibly huge
- when eddie sees richie without his glasses he assumes that richie broke them
- “richie…again??”
- “no no, eds! i got contacts!!”
- “WHAT?????”
- richie is confused because he thought eddie would be happy that his glasses wouldn’t be pushing against eddie’s face when they make out now
- “i thought you’d like it better, eds”
- eddie drags richie back to his house makes him take out the contacts and slides the glasses back on his face
- “there’s my boyfriend. never try to change him again.”
- they kiss and eddie smiles as he feels the glasses between them the way it should be

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“Καταβάθος την βρίσκω με την μοναξιά
απλά είναι που έχω καιρό να σε δω
κι έχω φορτιστεί λιγάκι
Ξέχνα τα όλα και κράτα μόνο την φράση:
«Είμαι κι εγώ εδώ.»
Αυτό ήθελα να πω
απλά είπα να το κάνω λίγο πιο δραματικό
Αύριο υπόσχομαι να ‘χω όρεξη….”