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[ENG] 161211 Dino’s Twitter Update with Vernon

[17’S 디노] 우리 캐럿들 어디있나~~~~????^^ 멀리 있든 가까이 있든 변함없잖아요ㅎㅎ그쵸?^^ 앞으로도 붐붐 활동 잘 지켜봐주시고 응원 열심히 해줘서 고마워용>< 사랑해여♡♡ #세븐틴 #붐붐

[17’s Dino] Where are our CARATs~~~~????^^ Whether they’re near or far, there are no changes *laughs* Right? ^^ Please watch out for the rest of the BOOM BOOM promotions moving forward and thank you for working hard in cheering on us >< We love you ♡♡ #SEVENTEEN #BOOMBOOM

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Seventeen At Church

*In the church’s parking lot*

Joshua: Who’s ready to praise the lord?

Seungkwan: I want to join the church choir and show them how it’s really done.

Woozi: *rolls eyes* Always trying to upstage somebody.

Seungcheol: I expect you guys to be on you best behavior alright?

All of them: Okay!

*Once inside*

Joshua: *having the time of his life, knows all the church songs*

*Everybody else struggling to sing along*

Jeonghan: Who wants candy?

Wonwoo: Me!! I’m starving.

*Seungcheol gets up and goes to the bathroom*

*The collection plate comes and Vernon puts his mixtape in it*

Joshua: Vernon, what are you doing?!

Vernon: I tried giving it to the preacher’s daughter, but the preacher threatened me to stay away.

Joshua: I hope you enjoy hell.

Vernon: *does that shocked meme face he does*

*Elsewhere*

Teacher: Now kiddies, we’re going to learn about Daniel in Lion’s Den.

Woozi: I’m not supposed to be here.

Teacher: Honey, I know you don’t want to be here, but mommy and daddy are learning about God’s word.

Woozi: I’m 20.

Teacher: *shocked* Oh my god I’m so sorry I just-

Woozi: Yeah yeah, I know I look ten. *Elsewhere*

*DK& Hoshi are being loud and the deaconess hit the both of them with her fan*

Deaconess: BE QUIET IM TRYING TO GET THE WORD!

Minghao: Why are we here again?

Jun: I don’t know something about washing all our sins away I’m thirsty come with me to look for water.

Minghao: Okay.

*they suddenly come across the holy water, but don’t realize the bottle’s lettering*

Jun: Thank god *begins to chug down the water*

Preacher: *sees Jun in the back drinking the holy water from the pulpit giving a sermon* Child! What are you doing?! *infuriated*

Scoups:*comes back from the bathroom and sees what going on* Oh god we’re gonna get banned. *facepalms*

Mingyu: But at least they’re getting saved right? *puts up hand to give high five*

Seungcheol: *looks at him with a dead serious face*

Mingyu:*clears throat and puts hand down awkardly*

Minghao: He’s simply drinking water.

Preacher: The lord’s water! How dare you disgrace this church!

Jun: *nervous* What do you mean?

Preacher: You’re drinking holy water!!

Jun: *wide eyed* I’m so sorry sir, I didn’t mean to-

Preacher: YOU COME INTO THE LORDS HOUSE AND YOU DISRESPECT HIM, ME, AND THE CONGREGATION. YOU AND YOUR OTHER HEATHEN FREINDS ARE BANNED!!

Joshua: I thought god accepted all?

Preacher: Exactly. I’m not god. SO GET OUT!!

Scoups:SH-*everybody turns to him* I-I mean sugar honey iced tea. *laughing nervously*
C'mom kids let’s go!

Seungkwan: He’s calm.

Wonwoo: Too calm.

Hoshi: We’re so dead.

Seungcheol: *grabs Vernon’s ear while he was trying to flirting with one of the church girls*

Vernon: *whilst being dragged away* Call me!

*Dino and Woozi coming out of bible study*

Woozi: It wasn’t that bad.

Dino: I had fun.

Seungcheol: *rushes right past them with Vernon in tow*

Joshua: Yeah don’t count on a next time cause we’re banned. *walks away*

Woozi: WHAT HAPPENED NOW?

Mingyu: Jun. Holy water. You do the math.

Woozi: Jesus we’re worse than hell, everything we do ends up in flames!

*At the dorm everyone is sitting the the living room and Seungcheol is pacing back and forth*

Jeonghan: Sit down honey.

Joshua: Really?

Seungcheol: HOW?! HOW DO WE GET BANNED FROM THE ONE PLACE YOU CANT MESS UP!!

DK: *begins to speak*

Seungcheol: DK don’t do it, cause you’re one of the few who are still on my good side.

Jun: In my defense-

Seungcheol: IN YOUR DEFENSE?! DEFENSE MY ASS HOW DID YOU NOT SEE ITS HOLY WATER?!

Hoshi: You shouldn’t be cursing after church.

Seungkwan: Hoshi clearly wants to die.

Seungcheol: I’M DONE! *walks out the dorm*

*Silence*

Vernon: Yikes, we really did it this time.

Seungkwan: Oh please, he’ll be back.

Will Seugcheol be back?
Find out on “Finding Seungcheol”, a “Seventeen At” special!!


Stay tuned for the next installment of “Seventeen At!” Special thanks to my friend helping me write this!! Please like and reblog, especially reblog!!

-Admin K

seventeen as cliché characters in dramas/shows!!

S.Coups: that knight in shining armour that gets all the girls swooning

Jeonghan: the girl everyone likes, it doesn’t matter males/females cause EVERYONE likes her

Joshua: OH U KNOW- the nice af best friend that the main girl never falls for (aka cause of the second lead syndrome all of us have)

Jun: the spoilt rich kid that actually has a heart of gold

Hoshi: the carefree best friend that is ALWAYS the third wheel

Wonwoo: the good looking quiet kid + when he smiles…you need oxygen

Woozi: the plain jane- the one you fall deep in love with after knowing them better

DK: the cute guy you just wish had more lines/screen time

Mingyu: the seductress- the one wearing heels wherever she is and gets all the boy’s heads turning

The8: the personal assistant of the main character + is a savage

Seungkwan: that one friend that looooves to gossip and knows everyone in the school population

Vernon: the bad boy that turns into a good guy

Dino: the main character’s younger sibling who is cute but annoying

all of this are personal opinions and for fun so please don’t take this too seriously~ ♥♥