*ddl

Candy
  • Daddy: *gives me a bag of candy*
  • Me: thankies daddy!
  • Daddy: Now sweetie, don't eat it all at once
  • Me: Okay daddy, I won't!
  • Daddy: * leaves the room*
  • Me: *eats all the candy but one*
  • Daddy: *comes back in* okay hon, how much did you eat?
  • Me: *hands daddy the mostly empty bag*
  • Daddy: sweetie, I told you not to eat it all at once!
  • Me: but daddy, I didn't eat it ALL at once. I ate MOST of it at once. See there's still one. I didn't break your rule!
  • Daddy: *facepalms*