*coughs*gay*coughs*

Me: *is attracted to female idol*
Me: yea shes definitely gay.,,100%.I can feel it ⚠️⚠️beep beep gaydar is beeping…its a gift…i just know.she is a gay….superlesbo….

The Not-So-Straight Moments of Acchan (McDonald’s Knock-Off)

So ep. 2 of Sakamoto desu ga? and Sakamoto gets a job right? He’s about to change into his uniform and 

They make a show of him dropping his pants??????

and shoujo sparkles as he’s stripping his shirt??????

and awkwardly seductive STROKING INNER PANTS IMAGE???????

AND THIS NERD IS JUST CHANGING INTO HIS MCDONALD’S UNIFORM???? I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHENEVER I WEAR MY UNIFORM I LOOK LIKE A WHALE IN POLYESTER AND AND SHAME

BUT LITERALLY THE VERY NEXT IMAGE IS ACCHAN ORDERING AT THE COUNTER

Aww, look at him with his buddies being all shy~ <3

Look at those smug motherfuckers those boys know exactly why Acchan is there and it’s not for the cheap food (so supportive I love them)

AND MORE SHOUJO SPARKLES AS ACCHAN SHYLY ASKS FOR A SMILE THIS LITTLE CUTIE PLEASE LOVE HIM

BUT MORE SHOUJO SPARKLES WITH SAKAMOTO???? IS PERHAPS ACCHAN’S CRUSH NOT UNREQUITED??????

AND LITERALLY ACCHAN’S FRIENDS ARE SO SUPPORTIVE LOOK AT THEIR WORDS THEY JUST WANT THEIR LITTLE AWKWARD BUDDY TO TALK TO HIS CRUSH

*ugly tears* THEY’RE SO CUTE

Special bonus:

The book Sakamoto is reading is called “How to Seduce Boys”

i s2g every single jojo part there’s some poor character that gets reduced to a gay love interest stereotype and people forget all about their individuality and character traits. y’all predictable can we stop that. characters can be gay and still have all their original personality