*cough* sarcasm

For the Sake of Love (Roommate Woozi)

AU #9 (Request from this list; I want to finish it up!)

Ft.Woozi/Jihoon

I might just have a bunch of phases where I stan random members because Woozi’s voice in Fast Pace is killing me (yes that song is still playing on loop for me I need help) SO HERE’S WOOZI AS YOUR ROOMMATE LUV YOU ALL I HAD SO MUCH PLOT FOR THIS ENJOY (your girl Lin here is loving this so much help I’m soft)

  • This boi has had so many roommates
  • They are all so fed up with him
  • People are interested bc he plays all his instruments in a his room that’s filled with them
  • But he plays in the middle of the night
  • Almost never sleeps because he stays up late making music and has a job at the local music store
  • He only plays music there tho so he doesn’t get enough income to pay rent for an apartment on his own
  • If he had enough money he wouldn’t be rooming with anyone in the first place
  • But anyway you were passing by the music store Jihoon works at one weekend
  • And you hear this stunning song on piano that you’ve never heard before
  • And you love music and piano pieces
  • So naturally you find yourself staring at a guy playing the piano right next to the music store entrance
  • And you’re looking over his shoulder as his fingers glide along the keys
  • You’re good at playing instruments but you aren’t great a piano because your fingers can’t go as fast as your brain
  • And so you’re just standing there motionless until the guy is done
  • Then he awkwardly turns around to catch you staring
  • “Oh hey. Interested in the piano? It sounds ‘simply magical’ right? *cough* sarcasm There’s a couple in the store”
  • I really want to say “I’m more interested in you”
  • Thankfully your mouth also can’t go as fast as your brain so you don’t say that and you snap out of your daydreaming
  • “O-oh uh, no thanks… I’ve already had to sell my keyboard because I’m getting kicked out of my apartment”
  • Now usually Jihoon wouldn’t care and would keep playing
  • But his previous roommate just moved out
  • “Oh hey you play piano? And you’re getting kicked out? I could use a roommate but I play piano a lot so people get fed up. You up to it?”
  • Wow Jihoon that is a great, non intimidating way to make someone move in with you
  • Well I mean it works…
  • It was surprisingly quick to get all your papers done and to officially move in with Jihoon
  • (Tbh his landlord is used to this so he has everything set up already)
  • When you first get to the apartment it is literally empty
  • As in no furniture in the living room
  • Like whaaaaaaat
  • So you insist on buying some new furniture
  • Jihoon doesn’t care bc his roommates always take their furniture back anyway
  • But you have no one to help you move in, so Jihoon just calls his friends to help you move a sofa, tv, and coffee table in
  • Literally Mingyu and Seungcheol are only friends with Jihoon bc he never takes care of himself and he needs at least somebody
  • So the two help you move stuff but warn you not to get a lot bc you’ll probably move out soon
  • “Why do you say th-”
  • “I advise you to buy earplugs for tonight and DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GO INTO JIHOON’S ROOM
  • By the end of the day, Jihoon comes home and his jaw drops bc what happened here why does everything look different who is that cutie sitting on the couch what
  • Wow I actually have a long plot for this time to break out the Keep Reading bar

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The goiter "Cough"

She seems to think it’s a handy way of drawing attention or getting some message across to her fellow swamp-dwellers. (Thing is, she’s doing it wrong. If you add “cough” to something, yes it becomes sarcastic but it also means you think the exact opposite of what was just said.) For her, the *cough* is a device used to garner likes through reblogging without even providing an intelligent and educated response.

Anyway, if she thinks it’s witty, she’s wrong. For one, it takes no effort. All she’s done is added the word “cough” and poof! Sarcasm! Wow! No quick thinking or cleverness with words there. No convincing argument. Just laziness and spite. Basically, she couldn’t come up with anything else to say. It’s proof of her ignorance! She’s trying to imply something, but she conveniently can’t be bothered to explain herself. It shows her up as a person of middling intelligence who has nothing worthwhile to say, who knows better than to run around spreading her ignorant viewpoints, but apparently can’t help it nevertheless.

Why can’t we just celebrate in peace?

*Bangtan tops album sales*
People: “How did they surpass Big Bang? Their company is totally manipulating the sales!" 

*Bangtan gets first win on The Show*

People: "That’s just a cheap win. I’d like to see them try to win on main broadcast shows”

*Bangtan gets second win on M!Countdown (main broadcast)*
People: “V’s making a funny face (TOTALLY not like him *cough sarcasm*) , that is so rude and disrespectful to all the senior groups! He’s the worst, most immature hoobae ever! ”

Can’t ya’ll just sit the fuck down and let BTS and ARMYs enjoy their achievements in peace? Why can’t these people accept the fact that BTS and ARMYs both really worked hard to get these awards? None of ya’ll can sit still just because the spotlight’s not on your faves for a change. 

idk about you, but it’s about time Bangtan got some recognition. It’s not that we want them to win to beat your faves, we want them to win because THEY DESERVE THE RECOGNITION THEY HAVE BEEN WORKING SO HARD FOR THE PAST YEARS NOW. Not because we want bragging rights that we won over other groups. And yet here ya’ll are, making a fuss over anything you can think of just because BTS is winning over your groups. I honestly don’t see ARMYs making a fuss on other groups when BTS lost over them, they just kept trying harder to make them win again.

SO many people just love to make unnecessary issues. 

anonymous asked:

do you know justin bieber? like personally? since you live in canada lmao

yeah of course! i also know avril lavigne, rachel mcadams, ryan gosling, carly ray jepson, jim carrie and more!

What’s hilarious is when you have certain characters whose canon look doesn’t matter too much. Like you could cast Riddler as a blonde man with brown eyes and no one would really argue. You could cast Scarecrow as red head with green eyes and people would be like sure why not.

But take away Harley’s blonde hair and pigtails and people are like HOW DARE YOU TARNISH HER LIKE THIS???